Just because someone dosent love you the way you want them to,
dosent mean they dont love you with all they have...(keep reading)
Jim & Edna were both patients at a mental hospital.One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.She swam to the bottom and
pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse heard of Ednas heroic act she immeaditaly ordered her
to be discharged from the hospital,as she now considered her to be mentally
stable.When she went to tell Edna the news she said,''Edna,I have some good
news and some bad news.The good news is,your being discharged,since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
life of the one you loved,I concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.The bad news is,Jim hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.I am so sorry,but hes dead.''
Edna replied,''He didnt hang himself,I put him there to dry.'' ''How soon can
I go home''?

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