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Raelian1
03-25-2007, 10:38 AM
HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.

WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

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For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

WindWip
03-25-2007, 12:27 PM
I've got a bridge to sell you

stark
03-25-2007, 12:32 PM
Is Jesus one of the prophets that represent this being?

Phyrex
03-25-2007, 12:34 PM
I've got a bridge to sell you

lol.

You know, I read a couple of books on Intelligent Design. They didnt go so far as to say aliens put us here, granted, the theory was mentioned. However, they made a strong case for a creator. Ill go look em up seeing as I dont have them on me anymore. Even though I am very critical of organized religion, I still am agnostic. Which leaves the door open for a "God" of some sort. Whether it be God in Heaven, or God from Alpha Centauri, lol.

~Sal~
03-25-2007, 12:43 PM
Well Raelian1, I can't say that what you are proposing is untrue. It has about as much possibility as any other belief system I guess.

So um, who created the Raelians? Are they some DNA project from yet a higher form of life.

It might just be turtles aaaall the way down eh?

WindWip
03-25-2007, 12:58 PM
Well Raelian1, I can't say that what you are proposing is untrue. It has about as much possibility as any other belief system I guess.

So um, who created the Raelians? Are they some DNA project from yet a higher form of life.

It might just be turtles aaaall the way down eh?
I created them on accident. I was just fooling around with DNA patterns and out popped the Raelians. Then we get into the whole chicken vs the egg problem though.

~Sal~
03-25-2007, 01:02 PM
I created them on accident. I was just fooling around with DNA patterns and out popped the Raelians. Then we get into the whole chicken vs the egg problem though.

Actually what you have proposed is more than just a theory. It is truth. I know this because one day in my lab, I was experimenting with DNA, and VOILA...out popped WindWip. Me, me me, me, me, what can I say... top turtle, hm, or is that bottom turtle?

Some kind of turtle anyway.

WindWip
03-25-2007, 03:16 PM
Actually what you have proposed is more than just a theory. It is truth. I know this because one day in my lab, I was experimenting with DNA, and VOILA...out popped WindWip. Me, me me, me, me, what can I say... top turtle, hm, or is that bottom turtle?

Some kind of turtle anyway.

Obviously one of those times when the creation surpasses the creator :p

~Sal~
03-25-2007, 03:46 PM
Obviously one of those times when the creation surpasses the creator :p:lolhit:

Ah ::sigh:: Truly, what a disappointment. You, you of all my people. You were the most wonderous and smartest and most beautiful of all. And now you and your legion of minions would seek to elevate yourself above your very creator? Above ME?????????????

No, no alas this cannot be allowed to florish. I must squash this rebellion now. You and your band of servile followers will be relegated to the nether regions. It shall be your kingdom and you shall rule it and all of those who go against me shall dwell there with you. I shall cast you out.

Out, out, damned spot... wait, I lost my place... which play are we in?

WindWip
03-25-2007, 04:13 PM
:thumbs:

hahaha, so kinky Sal - your nether regions is now my kingdom. I shall rule with an iron fist!

Thislin
03-25-2007, 05:07 PM
lol.

You know, I read a couple of books on Intelligent Design. They didnt go so far as to say aliens put us here, granted, the theory was mentioned. However, they made a strong case for a creator. Ill go look em up seeing as I dont have them on me anymore. Even though I am very critical of organized religion, I still am agnostic. Which leaves the door open for a "God" of some sort. Whether it be God in Heaven, or God from Alpha Centauri, lol.
"Intelligent Design" is nothing more than a dressing up of earlier Creationist arguments in new clothes.

The need to explain "design" in living things went away when Darwin showed how a logical process--the tendency of those that are adapted to persist and those who are not to disappear--is more than enough to explain the appearance (if even that) of design.

The reality is that this "design" is a hodgepodge. We are makeshift mechanisms that only manage to function for a short time, all the while having no end of malfunctions.

Very few creatures succeed in anything other than living brutal, short lives filled with pain and hunger--and then their lives are cut off violently. This is not a process of a designer but a process of blind, uncaring natural events.

Sparky2
03-25-2007, 05:18 PM
The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor.

Oh holy crap.

Prince is our creator.


http://www.biggeststars.com/imgcontent/stars/STAR1061-prince.jpg

Imagineer
03-25-2007, 05:19 PM
It might just be turtles aaaall the way down eh?

Just another shell game.

500lbguerilla
03-25-2007, 07:00 PM
Oh holy crap.

Prince is our creator.heh

Blob
03-26-2007, 01:11 AM
On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by...That's interesting. I'd always thought the term "Raelian" was derived from "Israel" but apparently not.
Prince is our creator.
heheheh

~Sal~
03-26-2007, 09:48 AM
your nether regions is now my kingdom. I shall rule with an iron fist!
:D
Just another shell game.
Pffft, that was so bad it was good! :D
That's interesting. I'd always thought the term "Raelian" was derived from "Israel" but apparently not.
Tch, get with the program will you! The things you could learn if you would drop by more often.

Blob
03-26-2007, 02:12 PM
The things you could learn if you would drop by more often.No! I must continue to stick my head in the sand and avoid learning The Truths of Raelianism in order to maintain my hate-fuelled atheism!

500lbguerilla
03-26-2007, 03:55 PM
How do the realiens feel about abortion?

Gay sex? Marriage?

Enquiring minds want to know.

DarkFantasy96
03-26-2007, 05:24 PM
Wow... I've always toyed with the idea of alien creators, actually. Sounds absurd, but then again so did men on the moon a couple hundred years ago!

Raelian1
06-06-2007, 02:42 PM
Is Jesus one of the prophets that represent this being?

Yes he is.

Nighthawk
06-12-2007, 01:29 PM
Gee, I don't know whether the Raelian Sci-Fi version of creation is more idiotic than the Scientology Sci-Fi version of creation? It's like so difficult to choose. For sheer imagination L. Ron Hubbard's space alien gods with their soul catchers beats the Raelian gobbledygoop hands down!