OMG lol. Sorry, I dont mean that.

This is going to be great. Where's Foolsworth?

Ask him:
http://www.camprehoboth.com/issue06-02-00/images/book-l.jpg

Err...I mean this guy.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/75/Liberalismisamentaldisease.jpg/200px-Liberalismisamentaldisease.jpg

OMG lol. Sorry, I dont mean that.

I can always remove it if you ask me to. :)

I can always remove it if you ask me to. :)

lol no, just trying to get a rise, thats all :)

sorry to use you all for my personal amusement heh heh

Youve NO shame

This is going to be great. Where's Foolsworth?

Yes,by all means tested.
The New Democratic Party is butt a gaggle clique of
untoward earthlings,better left to flights of fancy,like
overbearing Stork,Danny anyone who heeds the standards
of placable Righteousness.

" He did not heed my advice and chattered On. "
-- Sean O'Faolain

This is going to be great. Where's Foolsworth?
that's pretty good! normally you have to say his name three times while looking in a mirror:corn:

that's pretty good! normally you have to say his name three times while looking in a mirror:corn:\

Like Beetlejuice? or Biggy Smalls?

I really dig it that Madonna smokes cigarettes.

It's kind of her way of saying, "Yeah, I'm a mommy and an international pop sensation, but I'm also trying to watch my weight. The nicotine really helps me keep the pounds off."

I admire her for her political incorrectness.

http://pics.livejournal.com/tairra/pic/00001g1f

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Like Beetlejuice? or Biggy Smalls?
Pazuzu! Pazuzu! Pazuzu!

I really dig it that Madonna smokes cigarettes.

It's kind of her way of saying, "Yeah, I'm a mommy and an international pop sensation, but I'm also trying to watch my weight. The nicotine really helps me keep the pounds off."

I admire her for her political incorrectness.

http://pics.livejournal.com/tairra/pic/00001g1f


Shame on you Sparq ... in some places, one might hear: "keep up that kind of talk & you'll get your mouth washed out with soap" ... but in your case: "scrub your hands with comet cleanser".

:hitout:

Isn't it funny though?
Smoking has become just about the last politically-incorrect non-verbal social statement.
The ultimate f%@k you.
(Tattoos aren't even that rebellious a statement anymore; everybody and their 10 year old little sister has one, so what's the point?)

I don't even smoke (and never have), but every now and then I'll bum a cigarette from somebody in the right social setting and fire it up. Outdoors of course. And while drinking, natch.
Usually when there's somebody nearby that I'm trying to annoy.

The conversation normally goes like this:

"Sparky, you don't smoke, do you?"

"Me? No."

"So why are you smoking that cigarette? I've never seen you smoke a cigarette?"

"Ah, every now and then I want to tease the lung cancer Gods. Sort of like driving without your seatbelt on the freeway. Haven't you ever done that either?"

"NO. And I think you ought to put that out. You know that Suzie over there has quit smoking for health reasons. It's really insensitive of you to be smoking right in front of her like that."

"Ah, f%#k her. She can bum her own cigarette if she wants one bad enough."

"Aaaghh!!" (storms off)

So anyway, back to Ms. Cicconne-Ritchie;
This thread kind of got started as a lark, was then followed by an apology for said lark, and now I'm just trying to fill some space.

I don't really care to be involved with Madonna anymore, but in a strange way, I kind of miss her every now and then.
But only when I'm drinking and bumming a cigarette.
How funny is that?

Response to Msg. 13 by Sparky

Good story, and effective dialogue writing, but I think fiction. Either that or you are a lot braver in social situations than anyone I know.

The Vietnamese government use to make a lot of money from its cigarette monopoly, although there was a vigorous black market in American brands.

It was really difficult for a non-smoker like myself to function in that society then, since people would always offer you a cigarette and you could not decline the way you can in America (it all has to do with face and karma).

At some Central Committee meeting or another they seem to have decided this was not good, revenue from the monopoly or not. About three years ago all of a sudden the monopoly went out of business and foreign cigarettes could be imported freely, but any sort of promotion or advertising was banned.

At the same time they began a propaganda campaign against smoking--posters of skeletons and "hungry ghosts" smoking cigarettes--that sort of thing. I would guess the smoking rate went from nearly all men to maybe thirty percent (women had never smoked much).

Now smoking in public is tabu--there is a lot of bad face in being seen smoking--and people offer you chewing gum rather than a cigarette. I don't know that that is an improvement.

In Vietnam, if you want to persuade the local cop that you are a criminal, have a tattoo (each neighborhood has a local "constable" who is one's first contact with police). In Vietnam criminals have them and other people don't. I don't really understand this, but that seems to be some sort of rule.

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Like Beetlejuice? or Biggy Smalls?
:eek:

No, but Conservatism really is a mental illness. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1017546,00.html)

A study funded by the US government has concluded that conservatism can be explained psychologically as a set of neuroses rooted in "fear and aggression, dogmatism and the intolerance of ambiguity".

I really dig it that Madonna smokes cigarettes.

It's kind of her way of saying, "Yeah, I'm a mommy and an international pop sensation, but I'm also trying to watch my weight. The nicotine really helps me keep the pounds off."

I admire her for her political incorrectness.

http://pics.livejournal.com/tairra/pic/00001g1f
the only thing i miss about smokeing is flicking still glowing butts at ppl that piss me off:mad:


can i bum a smoke off of ya, Spark? maybe something w/o a tampon?

No, but Conservatism really is a mental illness. [/URL]

You really are becoming quite the broken record sir.
Is it your intent to enlighten & educate, or to merely act as an irritant?
Because the more you presume to attempt the former, the more you actually do the latter.

Take a day or two off will you?
Take the kids for a walk in the park.
Treat the missus to a dinner and a movie.

Or, give that garage a long-overdue cleaning out.
If you work hard enough, you just might be able to get the minivan in there.
(Vehicles depreciate a whole lot less when they are kept inside, and protected from the elements.)

Good luck with all that, ok?
And please let us know in a few days how everythings going.
Hugs and kisses.
:flowers:

No, but Conservatism really is a mental illness. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1017546,00.html)
I have to seriously question Dharbamum's mental health for even posting such a thing. Combine that with the fact that I have seen him claim both an engineering and a law degree, and one must wonder.

You really are becoming quite the broken record sir.
Is it your intent to enlighten & educate, or to merely act as an irritant?
Because the more you presume to attempt the former, the more you actually do the latter.

Take a day or two off will you?
Take the kids for a walk in the park.
Treat the missus to a dinner and a movie.

Or, give that garage a long-overdue cleaning out.
If you work hard enough, you just might be able to get the minivan in there.
(Vehicles depreciate a whole lot less when they are kept inside, and protected from the elements.)

Good luck with all that, ok?
And please let us know in a few days how everythings going.
Hugs and kisses.
:flowers:
You are a kind, compassionate person.

I have to seriously question Dharbamum's mental health for even posting such a thing. Combine that with the fact that I have seen him claim both an engineering and a law degree, and one must wonder.

Read the link I posted.

It proves I am right.

I await your apology.

You really are becoming quite the broken record sir.


I haven't posted this before.

What are you really complaining about?


Is it your intent to enlighten & educate, or to merely act as an irritant?

I presented facts.

Prove me wrong if you can.

God Bless! :)

LMAO

Dharma says being a conservative is a "mental illness".. and then says its a fact...

what a freakin moron

Dharma says being a conservative is a "mental illness"..

I am not saying it.

That was the result of a study funded by the US government.

A study funded by the US government has concluded that conservatism can be explained psychologically as a set of neuroses rooted in "fear and aggression, dogmatism and the intolerance of ambiguity".

and then says its a fact...

It is a fact. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1017546,00.html)

Prove me wrong.

I am not saying it.

That was the result of a study funded by the US government.





It is a fact. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1017546,00.html)

Prove me wrong.
You really should drop this; it is just too absurd. I could say liberalism is a psycholocal delusion brougt about by guilt (in the wealthy) and greed (in the poor).

By the way, you remind me of a reporter who reports some slander and then says he is only quoting another source. It will not keep the reporter out of court.

Haha, glad to see this thread turn into something. All be it total absurdity, its still good :)

I am not saying it.

That was the result of a study funded by the US government.
Prove me wrong.

So I take it from your reply that the family minivan remains yet outside.
Unwashed and exposed to the elements.

Sad, really.
That freaking vehicle isn't going to hangar itself, you know.
Somebody needs to look out for the family soccer-mom transport.
You want me to call somebody in your area?
There are several Kiwanis or Rotarians who would be glad to pitch in and pick up your slack, you know.

I could say liberalism is a psycholocal delusion brougt about by guilt (in the wealthy) and greed (in the poor).

You could, but you lack any scientific report proving it to be true.

I have one.

Did you read it?

So I take it from your reply

That I ignored your nonsensical ranting?

Yes, I did ignore you.

I don't tend to take the advice of wackos.

Haha, glad to see this thread turn into something. All be it total absurdity, its still good :)

Hey, it was started in a spirit of confrontation so I continued in the same vein.

Apparently I have hit a lot of sensitive nerves. :)

Hey, it was started in a spirit of confrontation so I continued in the same vein.

Apparently I have hit a lot of sensitive nerves. :)
Well at least now you are backing off. I think the only sensitive never is yours, since you were making yourself a laughingstock.

Well at least now you are backing off.

No, I am not. :)

You seem to be one of the most sensitive nerves around here and you aren't even an American!

No, I am not. :)

You seem to be one of the most sensitive nerves around here and you aren't even an American!

How do you know I'm not an American?

How do you know I'm not an American?
because God told him...DhramaQueen is God's "special" assistant:lolhit:

and he doesn't bother to read your posts. you should feel lucky~he kept calling Decka "ma'am" because he had a "your momma" joke for a sig.

How do you know I'm not an American?


You told me before you are Vietnamese.

and you aren't even an American!
ZING!



Wait a second, What?

the study "is not critical of conservatives at all". "The variables we talk about are general human dimensions," he said. "These are the same dimensions that contribute to loyalty and commitment to the group. Liberals might be less intolerant of ambiguity, but they may be less decisive, less committed, less loyal."

nice to have your source contradict what you say

the study "is not critical of conservatives at all". "The variables we talk about are general human dimensions," he said. "These are the same dimensions that contribute to loyalty and commitment to the group. Liberals might be less intolerant of ambiguity, but they may be less decisive, less committed, less loyal."

nice to have your source contradict what you say
that's what happens when you try too hard.

You told me before you are Vietnamese.

No. I and my wife are Americans doing volunteer work for an NGO in Vietnam--well, she does the work and I tag along.

I do speak tolerable Vietnamese, but that doesn't make me Vietnamese, since I speak several languages.

So now you created a false memory twice--once about me and once about what that study said.

That I ignored your nonsensical ranting?

Yes, I did ignore you.

I don't tend to take the advice of wackos.

Ouch, that's harsh.
I didn't insult you personally, by the way. I just implied that you were spending so much time on the computer pushing Hillary's agenda that you just might be neglecting your family and the whole business of Spring Cleaning.

Shoot, man.
Spend all your time on the computer, what do I care?

Your kids will eventually grow up and move out, and you'll hardly miss them.
And your wife will find somebody else to clean out the garage for her, and can always hire somebody to wax and detail the minivan.
(A buff, outdoorsy-type of fellow, probably.)

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2006/0918/pg2_sfc_jporter_275.jpg

No. I and my wife are Americans doing volunteer work for an NGO in Vietnam--well, she does the work and I tag along.

I do speak tolerable Vietnamese, but that doesn't make me Vietnamese, since I speak several languages.

You should have said all that before.

So now you created a false memory twice--once about me and once about what that study said.

Incorrect. You created a false impression of yourself.

nice to have your source contradict what you say

You need to pull the stick out, kiddo.

You need to pull the stick out, kiddo.

gee.. what a snappy, intelligent comeback that just refuted what i said LMAO

:lolhit:

You should have said all that before.



Incorrect. You created a false impression of yourself.
He has said it all before. I've seen it at least three times.

gee.. what a snappy, intelligent comeback that just refuted what i said LMAO


Why does everything have to be an argument with you?

what was the point to this topic?

what was the point to this topic?

There really wasn't one. Phyrex posted it just to get a rise.

ok?

i would say "you need to pull the stick out, kiddo" aren't the kindest words.. so don't expect me to be singing your praises on the reply..

but hey, if you want some pleasant convo.. i'm fully capable.

but hey, if you want some pleasant convo.. i'm fully capable.

I haven't ever seen you try yet.

I will give you the benefit of the doubt and let you try to be civil for a change.

If you are civil to me, then I will be civil to you.

I haven't ever seen you try yet.

I will give you the benefit of the doubt and let you try to be civil for a change.

If you are civil to me, then I will be civil to you.
You are just about the best recruiter for conservartive Republicans around. Keep up the good work. If only you had a larger audience: then the Republican nominee is bound to win.

Don't talk about civility. Your rudeness knows no bounds. For example, you were quick to accuse me of leaving a false impression without even having your facts straight.

You are just about the best recruiter for conservartive Republicans around. Keep up the good work. If only you had a larger audience: then the Republican nominee is bound to win.

Don't talk about civility. Your rudeness knows no bounds. For example, you were quick to accuse me of leaving a false impression without even having your facts straight.
since i put him on ignore 2 hours ago, my life has been so stress free....and i don't have his sig taking up the whole page, dammit.

:rant: f'n bandwidth hogs!

Don't talk about civility. Your rudeness knows no bounds.

http://ganjataz.com/general-bollocks/images/by-GT/forum-shitz/pot-kettle-black.jpg
.

and i don't have his sig taking up the whole page, dammit.

:rant: f'n bandwidth hogs!
I've had all sigs off for awhile now, It makes for better reading. I don't have anyone on ignore. I won't give them the pleasure.

since i put him on ignore 2 hours ago, my life has been so stress free....and i don't have his sig taking up the whole page, dammit.

:rant: f'n bandwidth hogs!
I try to avoid putting people I strongly disagree with on my ignore list. In his case I have been tempted but talked myself out of it.

This is not that I think the ignore list can't be useful, but it is for people who post irrelevant stuff that has nothing in it.

I suppose an argument could be made that he does fall into this category.

I've had all sigs off for awhile now, It makes for better reading. I don't have anyone on ignore. I won't give them the pleasure.

Apparently he hasn't explored the options yet. *shrug*

Yea.. to be honest dharma this isn't a one-sided mean ol decka just being so crude and disrespectful to poor dharma

I mean... you don't honestly think that's the case do you

Decka, I say again, If you are civil to me, then I will be civil to you.

I've had all sigs off for awhile now, It makes for better reading. I don't have anyone on ignore. I won't give them the pleasure.
i could turn off the sigs, but then i miss all those masterpieces out there;)

(plus, i wanted to see if he'd post right after that-he should know that he's talking to himself in public:lolhit:)

I try to avoid putting people I strongly disagree with on my ignore list. In his case I have been tempted but talked myself out of it.

This is not that I think the ignore list can't be useful, but it is for people who post irrelevant stuff that has nothing in it.

I suppose an argument could be made that he does fall into this category.
there are ppl i disagree with, then there are ppl that disagree with themselves:rolleyes:

there are ppl i disagree with, then there are ppl that disagree with themselves:rolleyes:

Could I,Will I,Won't I,Have I or have I snot
Putz this or that,he or she on Ignore.
Only my alter hairdresser,knows fur sure.
So you mangy doofus drool dung sniffers,realize what wasted
calories you consume,in the mere attempting to deflate
what could easily be shunned,if'n only you had the resolve to
pretend you niver fully learnt what Miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch,
tole ya in 3rd grade.
Pull my pig tails,juts one more time,an I''m gonna run home and
tell Poppa { Hulk Hogan } you saw him pinch dat TooTs in the
Grocery store,and Man O'war will Mommsie ever done kick his
keister back to Polackvia,and then YER Mommsie,won't
have no entertainment to watch on TV knows mores.

Could I,Will I,Won't I,Have I or have I snot
Putz this or that,he or she on Ignore.
Only my alter hairdresser,knows fur sure.
So you mangy doofus drool dung sniffers,realize what wasted
calories you consume,in the mere attempting to deflate
what could easily be shunned,if'n only you had the resolve to
pretend you niver fully learnt what Miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch,
tole ya in 3rd grade.
Pull my pig tails,juts one more time,an I''m gonna run home and
tell Poppa { Hulk Hogan } you saw him pinch dat TooTs in the
Grocery store,and Man O'war will Mommsie ever done kick his
keister back to Polackvia,and then YER Mommsie,won't
have no entertainment to watch on TV knows mores.
and how does that make you feel?

ppl that disagree with themselves

Translation - People I disagree with but who keep proving I am wrong.

Man, it’s one new adventure after another down here in the southland.
It's been unseasonably warm, and my dogs have had a hell of a time with the heat. The dachshund has become particularly ‘gamey’, as a matter of fact.

My wife heard from a neighbor a few weeks ago that the best way to wash a dog is to use douche solution. (It’s supposed to be good for their coat.) So, I went to the grocery store and bought a three pack of Summer’s Eve.

Anyway, I brought Rudi the dachshund in from playing with the neighbor dogs yesterday afternoon, and he was mighty dusty and overheated. The missus threw his little ass in the bathtub, and commenced to pouring the douche stuff all over him. He did not like it one bit. Looked at her like she was going to ruin his reputation or something. He hacked and wheezed at first, and then settled down when she rinsed him off with clear water. Toweled-him off and he was good to go.

Sure enough, after he ran around the house (and did victory rolls across the living room carpet to dry himself off some more) you could tell a difference. He smelled pretty good, and his fur was soft and shiny.
Thumbs up on the dog-douche idea!
:thumbs:
PS I am a little concerned, though. This morning, Rudi had on a little pair of thong panties. And he’s looking a little bloated and pre-menstrual. Cranky, too.
This might’ve been a bad idea.
:(

Translation - People I disagree with but who keep proving I am wrong.

Translation - i need to label and smear mikezilla because i disagree with him

Man, it’s one new adventure after another down here in the southland.
It's been unseasonably warm, and my dogs have had a hell of a time with the heat. The dachshund has become particularly ‘gamey’, as a matter of fact.

My wife heard from a neighbor a few weeks ago that the best way to wash a dog is to use douche solution. (It’s supposed to be good for their coat.) So, I went to the grocery store and bought a three pack of Summer’s Eve.

Anyway, I brought Rudi the dachshund in from playing with the neighbor dogs yesterday afternoon, and he was mighty dusty and overheated. The missus threw his little ass in the bathtub, and commenced to pouring the douche stuff all over him. He did not like it one bit. Looked at her like she was going to ruin his reputation or something. He hacked and wheezed at first, and then settled down when she rinsed him off with clear water. Toweled-him off and he was good to go.

Sure enough, after he ran around the house (and did victory rolls across the living room carpet to dry himself off some more) you could tell a difference. He smelled pretty good, and his fur was soft and shiny.
Thumbs up on the dog-douche idea!
:thumbs:
PS I am a little concerned, though. This morning, Rudi had on a little pair of thong panties. And he’s looking a little bloated and pre-menstrual. Cranky, too.
This might’ve been a bad idea.
:(


ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks, Sparky....much needed laugh!!

Man, it’s one new adventure after another down here in the southland.
It's been unseasonably warm, and my dogs have had a hell of a time with the heat. The dachshund has become particularly ‘gamey’, as a matter of fact.

Dachshund is a particular favorite in the back-alleys "hems" of Saigon, maybe because they are gamey.

Oh, please don't tell me they eat dog there in Vietnam.
The elderly Koreans I can understand.
But the noble Vietnamese?

Oh, please don't tell me they eat dog there in Vietnam.
The elderly Koreans I can understand.
But the noble Vietnamese?
It is a touchy matter, since many if not most Vietnamese strongly disapprove. I will say this, though, it solves the stray dog problem for a poor country (a problem in most third world countries--they run in packs in Bangkok and can be scary). The Vietnamese dog restaurants are back-alley affairs in the worst neighborhoods.

It is more a custom of the north than the south, and the dog eaters tend to be northerners come south for a better life. They take it as a matter of right to do this, not unlike cigarette smokers in the States.

There are many foods available in Vietnam that one never gets in the states: goat, venison, quail and duck eggs, fertilized eggs, snake, gecko (poor Geiko gecko--whenever I see that add I can't help but imagine him on a skewer), frogs. They sometimes eat snails but, unlike the Thais, don't seem to be into insects in any way.

Since I am about 95% vegetarian, I miss on all this.

Translation - i need to label and smear mikezilla because i disagree with him

Hmm. Translation.

Let me try.

"i need to label and smear mikezilla because i disagree with him."

Translating by AltaVista, English to Japanese
http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Japanese sentence.
"私は私が彼に同意しないのでmikezilla を分類し、塗りつける必要がある。"

Translating again, Japanese to English.

English sentence.
"It is necessary for I it meaning that I do not agree to him, to classify mikezilla, to be accustomed to painting."

Hmm. Translation.

Let me try.

"i need to label and smear mikezilla because i disagree with him."

Translating by AltaVista, English to Japanese
http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Japanese sentence.
"私は私が彼に同意しないのでmikezilla を分類し、塗りつける必要がある。"

Translating again, Japanese to English.

English sentence.
"It is necessary for I it meaning that I do not agree to him, to classify mikezilla, to be accustomed to painting."


hahaha babelfish is lame

Translation - i need to label and smear mikezilla because i disagree with him

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