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Foolsworth
03-14-2007, 09:55 AM
A mere Nickle,for each time a Democratic Pol,tole a
unabashed whopper {lie},either to the media or by quote,
Then,in point of fact,I could retire in short time,probably
to the French Riveria.
Prove me wrong.
W/o makin me a nutter nickle,dat is.

I've cUm ode the learned opinion,that :
----- If I Had a Nickle -----
For every Ass Wipe Post,that's plopped,like cow dung
round dis hears ALLforums Boards,I'm pretty sure I'd match the
wealth of the Roman Catholic Church in Vatican City by years end.
And that's w/o knowed help from the Angels.
There enough Devilry at this forum site to cause Dante to rename
his inferno,maybe somethin like ... Well,I'm sure most here,have
definite idea'rs.

Purgatorio
* " Vien dietro a me,e lascia dir le genti "
Dante

WindWip
03-14-2007, 02:08 PM
A mere Nickle,for each time a Republican Pol,tole a
unabashed whopper {lie},either to the media or by quote,
Then,in point of fact,I could retire in short time,probably
to the French Riveria.
Prove me wrong.
W/o makin me a nutter nickle,dat is.

Foolsworth
03-14-2007, 02:29 PM
A mere Nickle,for each time a Republican Pol,tole a
unabashed whopper {lie},either to the media or by quote,
Then,in point of fact,I could retire in short time,probably
to the French Riveria.
Prove me wrong.
W/o makin me a nutter nickle,dat is.

Murder is a conscious,deliberate act to kill.
No such act,is involved in the eating of meat.
I guess one could make the argument,that a Hangman is a
Murderer.That is why,Sir Thomas More,before resting his
head,against the Hangman's concrete device for beheading,he
looked up and pardoned the Hangman.Sayin,"you're not to blame,
You know not what you do".It was clear day,and sunny,on the Tower,
when More w/o fear,addressed God,and asked forgiveness for the
Hangman.

WindWip
03-14-2007, 04:07 PM
Murder is a conscious,deliberate act to kill.
No such act,is involved in the eating of meat.
I guess one could make the argument,that a Hangman is a
Murderer.That is why,Sir Thomas More,before resting his
head,against the Hangman's concrete device for beheading,he
looked up and pardoned the Hangman.Sayin,"you're not to blame,
You know not what you do".It was clear day,and sunny,on the Tower,
when More w/o fear,addressed God,and asked forgiveness for the
Hangman.
"We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new functions and conditions, it uses the same old basic principles over and over again. There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows it."

-Szent-Györgyi

mikezila
03-14-2007, 06:36 PM
"... There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows it."

-Szent-Györgyi
my lawn is Emo grass, it cuts itself:)

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 08:58 AM
A mere Nickle,for each time a Democratic Pol,tole a
unabashed whopper {lie},either to the media or by quote,
Then,in point of fact,I could retire in short time,probably
to the French Riveria.
Prove me wrong.
W/o makin me a nutter nickle,dat is.

I wonder just how many nickles,Miss Hillary is gonna
make me,over this latest batch of appointed judges,gettin fired.
I wonder if she bothered to check how many Judges her
Hubby Bill,let Janet Reno dismiss.I heard damn near a 100.
Practically ALL she could except Michael Chertoff.

Phyrex
03-15-2007, 09:46 AM
if i had a nickle for every nickel, id be rich!

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 08:12 PM
A mere Nickle,for each time a Democratic Pol,tole a
unabashed whopper {lie},either to the media or by quote,
Then,in point of fact,I could retire in short time,probably
to the French Riveria.
Prove me wrong.
W/o makin me a nutter nickle,dat is.

----------------- Or --------------

If I had a nickle for every new " Faggot " {faerie} created by
Liberalism,I'd indubitably surpass the wealth of Bill Gates by '08.

Napsterbater
03-15-2007, 08:29 PM
----------------- Or --------------

If I had a nickle for every new " Faggot " {faerie} created by
Liberalism,I'd indubitably surpass the wealth of Bill Gates by '08.
If I had a nickel for every retard on the Internet, I'd melt them all down and make bullets to slaughter them all with.

rendova
03-15-2007, 08:34 PM
Murder is a conscious,deliberate act to kill.
No such act,is involved in the eating of meat.
I guess one could make the argument,that a Hangman is a
Murderer.That is why,Sir Thomas More,before resting his
head,against the Hangman's concrete device for beheading,he
looked up and pardoned the Hangman.Sayin,"you're not to blame,
You know not what you do".It was clear day,and sunny,on the Tower,
when More w/o fear,addressed God,and asked forgiveness for the
Hangman.


Not to nitpick or anything, but it wasn't a concrete block, but made of wood...I also don't recall reading about him saying anything about forgiveness for the headsman, but rather he said, "I die the king's servant, but God's first."

Nit picking I know--just killing time until the basketball game starts.:@@:

Vilepagan
03-15-2007, 08:36 PM
----------------- Or --------------

If I had a nickle for every new " Faggot " {faerie} created by
Liberalism,I'd indubitably surpass the wealth of Bill Gates by '08.

Careful Foolsworth.

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 08:40 PM
If I had a nickel for every retard on the Internet, I'd melt them all down and make bullets to slaughter them all with.

That's a ruther slovenly,bombastic use of sinfull syntax,
more in tune with the thoughts of a terrorist,than a true
blue american.
You're from the french side of Slovakia,I assume.

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 08:48 PM
Careful Foolsworth.

Why !
As Miss Coulter,tried to impress on you Liberal skunks,
The use of words shouldn't be a biggy.
I mean,since when do Liberals give a hoot,what words they
use to describe Bush,Cheney,Rove,Rummy or even our
accomplished Madame Secretary of State.
What goes around,May cUm around.
Butt,May ain't hear yit.

Napsterbater
03-15-2007, 08:52 PM
That's a ruther slovenly,bombastic use of sinfull syntax,
more in tune with the thoughts of a terrorist,than a true
blue american.
You're from the french side of Slovakia,I assume.
That's right, Foolsworth. I'm a terrorist. Look for me outside your door one day with a shoe bomb.

Vilepagan
03-15-2007, 08:52 PM
Why !
As Miss Coulter,tried to impress on you Liberal skunks,
The use of words shouldn't be a biggy.
I mean,since when do Liberals give a hoot,what words they
use to describe Bush,Cheney,Rove,Rummy or even our
accomplished Madame Secretary of State.
What goes around,May cUm around.
Butt,May ain't hear yit.

If you wish to discuss the use of the word, by all means have at it, but if you wish to address someone with that particular slur, I'll react the same way as if you had used the term "nigger".

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 08:56 PM
Not to nitpick or anything, but it wasn't a concrete block, but made of wood...I also don't recall reading about him saying anything about forgiveness for the headsman, but rather he said, "I die the king's servant, but God's first."

Nit picking I know--just killing time until the basketball game starts.:@@:

Actually it was stone.But i was waiting for someone to
notice the use of Concrete.I mean,like y'all portend to be such
dastard practitioners of trivial pursuit.
At least,The neocon variety.

es347fan
03-15-2007, 08:58 PM
If you wish to discuss the use of the word, by all means have at it, but if you wish to address someone with that particular slur, I'll react the same way as if you had used the term "nigger".

If the shoe fits, wear it. When one screams about being referred to by a particular term it stands to reason they acknowledge at some level that it does in fact apply.

rendova
03-15-2007, 09:00 PM
It was a block of wood.

Also, More was a lawyer, and a good one at that, besides being l
Lord Chancellor.
w
Why ask forgiveness for the headsman?

He knew the guy was just doing his job.

and i can't believe i'm actually bothering to reply to this when i need to root for my hoosiers.

Trivial pursuit?
Hey, it's almost as important as a basketball game.

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 09:17 PM
That's right, Foolsworth. I'm a terrorist. Look for me outside your door one day with a shoe bomb.

To bee quite honest,I don't really wanna look at ya,even
after flippin yer way, one of them new minted coins,for shine'n me
brogans.
Butt,I guess,I mise well.

Napsterbater
03-15-2007, 09:32 PM
People with such pathetic English can rarely afford to have someone shine their shoes, nor the kind of shoes that would benefit from the treatment.

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 09:52 PM
People with such pathetic English can rarely afford to have someone shine their shoes, nor the kind of shoes that would benefit from the treatment.

Oh No ! The dreaded hoity-toity scholar of printed prose is about to
lambaste,yours truly,for some misappropriation of grammar.
On me worst day,I can write you right into a wishing well full
of slang.And sludge.

DarkFantasy96
03-15-2007, 10:00 PM
Actually Foolsworth, you might consider using fewer commas. Your posts would be better understood.

Foolsworth
03-15-2007, 10:09 PM
Actually Foolsworth, you might consider using fewer commas. Your posts would be better understood.

If it irks some,then I'm on to somethin.
Irking is what boards like this subsist on.
Creating folly,never had such a friend.
I tink I'll juts Comma On.

Napsterbater
03-15-2007, 10:10 PM
for some misappropriation of grammar.

More like a partial-birth abortion.

I would like to see this "writing me into," whatever it is your addled mind can come up with.

Frogger
03-15-2007, 10:45 PM
It could very well have been a concrete block since concrete had been invented by the Romans.

Foolsworth
03-16-2007, 09:45 AM
It could very well have been a concrete block since concrete had been invented by the Romans.

Thus sayeth Nero,before the Fall of Baghdad.

Evakian
03-16-2007, 09:55 AM
This thread is on some sort of strange drug, namely Foolsworth.

You've made over 1000 posts and I never realized how much you dragged the forum until now.

Foolsworth
03-16-2007, 12:59 PM
This thread is on some sort of strange drug, namely Foolsworth.

You've made over 1000 posts and I never realized how much you dragged the forum until now.

Such is Life.

" To be awake is to be alive.I have never yet met a man
who was quite awake. "
-- Thoreau

WindWip
03-16-2007, 04:31 PM
Such is Life.

" To be awake is to be alive.I have never yet met a man
who was quite awake. "
-- Thoreau

I've no idea how long we can continue. It' a matter of will and potential, wanting to do something, but really enjoying it. All of these dislikes and objections are of course themselves meaningless unless they can be backed by a definite program to replace what is rejected. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of said programs, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the aggressor that was unhappy.

...makes about as much sense

Travh20
03-16-2007, 04:45 PM
"Oh, Grandpa wore his suit and demin, nearly everyday,
no particular reason, he just dressed that way.
brown neck tie, matching vest, both with wing tip shoes
built a closet on our back porch, put a penny in a burned out fuse

Grandpa was a carpenter, he built houses stores and banks
chainsmoked Camel cigarettes, and hammered nails in planks
he was level on the level, sheaved even every door
and voted for Eisenhower 'cause Lincoln won the war"

Vilepagan
03-16-2007, 06:09 PM
If the shoe fits, wear it.

No thanks, the shoes clash with my handbag. ;-)


When one screams about being referred to by a particular term it stands to reason they acknowledge at some level that it does in fact apply.

That has to be the dumbest thing you've ever posted on the forum.

Freethinker
03-16-2007, 08:01 PM
On me worst day,I can write you right into a wishing well full
of slang.And sludge.

Mostly sludge, it seems.

Foolsworth
03-16-2007, 09:59 PM
Mostly sludge, it seems.

On an average day,I find the Ass in compound with the major
part of your syllables.

Napsterbater
03-16-2007, 10:02 PM
I think it's all sludge.

Freethinker
03-16-2007, 11:22 PM
On an average day,I find the Ass in compound with the major
part of your syllables.

What the......??

If English is your second language, I suppose you should be excused.

Did you formerly post here under the nom de plume - *In Odder Words*......?

Napsterbater
03-17-2007, 07:21 AM
No, he's not Odder. Odder was funny, much, much better, and a leftie.

Sparky2
03-17-2007, 07:59 AM
Ha ha ha ha haaaa!!

This thread strikes me as a bunch of scientists standing around an idiot savant, stroking their beards, and trying to find meaning in the unintelligible garblings and herky-jerky gestures of the mentally-impaired subject.


“He means to say, ‘block of wood’. That is most profound.”

“True. He’s operating at a very high level.”

“Here, let’s put him in front of a piano and see if he can play an arpeggio. He can use the computer keyboard and form crude and rudimentary sentences, maybe music is not out of the question.”

“No no no!! That’s no proper measure of intelligence. This requires a performance test that requires the manipulation of wooden blocks or the placement of puzzle pieces in correct juxtaposition. Give him the Thorndyke, Hagen, and Sattler test.”

“What of the allusion to Nero and the fall of Baghdad? Clearly he is self-aware and sentient.”

“Christ, he watches the television. They park him right in front of it for 12 hours a day. And then he bangs away at this computer keyboard like a chimpanzee pounding a hollow log. I just don’t see any signs of intelligence.”

“Rubbish!! He’s a genius!!”

“I propose that we melt down a bunch of nickels in to bullets, and then shoot him.”

“What will that prove?”

“Nothing. But it might be more fun that standing around this drooling moron and hypothesizing over the nature of his being.”

“True. Doctor Johnson, will you prepare the kiln sir? I’ll go round up a shit-load of nickels.”

“Can this wait until 3:00 o’clock? Stargate SG-1 is coming on the Sci-Fi Channel, and I’d love to watch it.”

“Stargate SG-1? Cool!!”

“Yea!!!”

:eek: :confused: :)

Sparky2
03-17-2007, 09:25 AM
The aforementioned shooting has been postponed until 3:30.

~Sal~
03-17-2007, 09:28 AM
The aforementioned shooting has been postponed until 3:30.
I like following behind you around the board when we hit foolies posts. It's like having my own personal interpreter. Well, except you have a nicer bum! Proceed sir!

Sparky2
03-17-2007, 09:32 AM
Ah, do not sell yourself short, sister.
You have a very nice behind.

(If I may say so, at the risk of being branded a cad and a charlatan.)
Ggrrrooowww!

Vilepagan
03-17-2007, 10:05 AM
Sparky, you enjoy being a bit of a cad and a charlatan. Therein lies your charm. :)

WindWip
03-17-2007, 12:35 PM
hahahaha, great post sparky

Evakian
03-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Ah, do not sell yourself short, sister.
You have a very nice behind.

(If I may say so, at the risk of being branded a cad and a charlatan.)
Ggrrrooowww!
Indeed!

Foolsworth
03-17-2007, 07:08 PM
Sparky, you enjoy being a bit of a cad and a charlatan. Therein lies your charm. :)

Oh,you bunch of Rex Wimpy { Hud }.Cads,heels and the like.
Maybe a feud dueling fornicaters ta boot.Tossin the babe out with
the bath water,just ta say you accomplished somethin.
Bee 4 Real.
Be like Hud {Paul Newman}

Foolsworth
03-20-2007, 10:00 AM
Mostly sludge, it seems.

Wood U please,for the sake of Mankind, find a nutter
little squarish yellow profile placard,to verify yer silly
ruther 50's Lil Abner/Rockabilly ... Thunder Road,bootlegger
hick persona.Maybe if ya just add a Boxcar Willy and
and mince in some Ferlin Husky,the gals herein may throw us
a Hootenanny.
Maybe s'not...dough.

mikezila
03-20-2007, 10:47 AM
Oh,you bunch of Rex Wimpy { Hud }.Cads,heels and the like.
Maybe a feud dueling fornicaters ta boot.Tossin the babe out with
the bath water,just ta say you accomplished somethin.
Bee 4 Real.
Be like Hud {Paul Newman}
have you seen a film made in the last 30 years, or don't you think them worth referencing?

LionelHutz
03-20-2007, 11:07 AM
have you seen a film made in the last 30 years, or don't you think them worth referencing?

The new ones are all made by those gay people.

mikezila
03-20-2007, 11:08 AM
The new ones are all made by those gay people.
are you calling Bruce Willis gay?:eek:

Freethinker
03-20-2007, 11:39 AM
This thread strikes me as a bunch of scientists standing around an idiot savant, stroking their beards, and trying to find meaning in the unintelligible garblings......

Leave out the word savant and the analogy would be more apt.....

Foolsworth
03-20-2007, 11:58 AM
Leave out the word savant and the analogy would be more apt.....

Leave outs the word " idiot " and yer Momsie wood have a
ruther hard time gettin yuz from playpen to din-din.

BorgHunter
03-20-2007, 01:07 PM
Leave outs the word " idiot " and yer Momsie wood have a
ruther hard time gettin yuz from playpen to din-din.
I wish that made sense, I really do. Unfortunately, I'm sitting here stroking my (nonexistent) beard trying to make sense of nonsensical ramblings.

The Praetorian
03-20-2007, 01:12 PM
Ha ha ha ha haaaa!!

This thread strikes me as a bunch of scientists standing around an idiot savant, stroking their beards, and trying to find meaning in the unintelligible garblings and herky-jerky gestures of the mentally-impaired subject.


“He means to say, ‘block of wood’. That is most profound.”

“True. He’s operating at a very high level.”

“Here, let’s put him in front of a piano and see if he can play an arpeggio. He can use the computer keyboard and form crude and rudimentary sentences, maybe music is not out of the question.”

“No no no!! That’s no proper measure of intelligence. This requires a performance test that requires the manipulation of wooden blocks or the placement of puzzle pieces in correct juxtaposition. Give him the Thorndyke, Hagen, and Sattler test.”

“What of the allusion to Nero and the fall of Baghdad? Clearly he is self-aware and sentient.”

“Christ, he watches the television. They park him right in front of it for 12 hours a day. And then he bangs away at this computer keyboard like a chimpanzee pounding a hollow log. I just don’t see any signs of intelligence.”

“Rubbish!! He’s a genius!!”

“I propose that we melt down a bunch of nickels in to bullets, and then shoot him.”

“What will that prove?”

“Nothing. But it might be more fun that standing around this drooling moron and hypothesizing over the nature of his being.”

“True. Doctor Johnson, will you prepare the kiln sir? I’ll go round up a shit-load of nickels.”

“Can this wait until 3:00 o’clock? Stargate SG-1 is coming on the Sci-Fi Channel, and I’d love to watch it.”

“Stargate SG-1? Cool!!”

“Yea!!!”

:eek: :confused: :)
This was BRILLIANT! I was truly laughing out loud when I read it. Awesome, Sparky.

Foolsworth
03-20-2007, 05:14 PM
Ha ha ha ha haaaa!!

This thread strikes me as a bunch of scientists standing around an idiot savant, stroking their beards, and trying to find meaning in the unintelligible garblings and herky-jerky gestures of the mentally-impaired subject.


“He means to say, ‘block of wood’. That is most profound.”

“True. He’s operating at a very high level.”

“Here, let’s put him in front of a piano and see if he can play an arpeggio. He can use the computer keyboard and form crude and rudimentary sentences, maybe music is not out of the question.”

“No no no!! That’s no proper measure of intelligence. This requires a performance test that requires the manipulation of wooden blocks or the placement of puzzle pieces in correct juxtaposition. Give him the Thorndyke, Hagen, and Sattler test.”

“What of the allusion to Nero and the fall of Baghdad? Clearly he is self-aware and sentient.”

“Christ, he watches the television. They park him right in front of it for 12 hours a day. And then he bangs away at this computer keyboard like a chimpanzee pounding a hollow log. I just don’t see any signs of intelligence.”

“Rubbish!! He’s a genius!!”

“I propose that we melt down a bunch of nickels in to bullets, and then shoot him.”

“What will that prove?”

“Nothing. But it might be more fun that standing around this drooling moron and hypothesizing over the nature of his being.”

“True. Doctor Johnson, will you prepare the kiln sir? I’ll go round up a shit-load of nickels.”

“Can this wait until 3:00 o’clock? Stargate SG-1 is coming on the Sci-Fi Channel, and I’d love to watch it.”

“Stargate SG-1? Cool!!”

“Yea!!!”

:eek: :confused: :)

I'm assuming that the best part of yer Spark,fortuitously mimics
yer real meaning,sans quotation marks,and the effort it tooks
to find. Get It !

BorgHunter
03-20-2007, 05:16 PM
I'm assuming that the best part of yer Spark,fortuitously mimics
yer real meaning,sans quotation marks,and the effort it tooks
to find. Get It !
Learn to speak English! What the hell are you trying to say?!

Foolsworth
03-20-2007, 05:32 PM
Learn to speak English! What the hell are you trying to say?!

Why make it easy on yuz dastards.
I meanie,if'n y'all so doggone in the know and reflective,
then git off yer arse and find the inner meaning.

Napsterbater
03-20-2007, 05:55 PM
You know, people who try to pull of inscrutability just piss me off. It's just another scam people use to try to win respect and acknowledgment. First prove that you have something worth listening to. Then, maybe I'll listen.

Sparky2
03-20-2007, 08:32 PM
It's Nell-speak, surely.

Here, allow me to try and make contact:

Chicka-peaa chicka-peaa.
Wa teaa, Nell? Get it, ooooah. All reflective wa teaaa...

Chicka-peaa. Off yer arse.
Chicka-peaa.

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops028/nell_jodie_foster013.jpg

Foolsworth
03-20-2007, 08:58 PM
You know, people who try to pull of inscrutability just piss me off. It's just another scam people use to try to win respect and acknowledgment. First prove that you have something worth listening to. Then, maybe I'll listen.

That's rich.Especially when poster's such as yerself,are so
effortless in their cavalier reply.As if,I'll reply to
said poster,and really act like I'm directly addressing his reply,
but could also defer that I t'aint.
You Dinty Moore,Cavalier-Cad of calculating Post pernicity.

Thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch !

Napsterbater
03-20-2007, 09:21 PM
Haha, you wanna go?

Foolsworth, you could craft fifty thousand posts full of inane inscrutable bullshit, and still nobody would care. Hell, you already have over eleven hundred! With such a devilish wit as yours, you should surely be writing for a living! Your talents are definitely going to waste here! I'm sure Wired magazine would make you an editor just seeing your Einstein-like precision! What are you waiting for man!

Oh yeah, you're an addled buffoon who probably only ever had two grandparents. Figure that one out, retard!

Foolsworth
03-20-2007, 09:34 PM
Haha, you wanna go?

Foolsworth, you could craft fifty thousand posts full of inane inscrutable bullshit, and still nobody would care. Hell, you already have over eleven hundred! With such a devilish wit as yours, you should surely be writing for a living! Your talents are definitely going to waste here! I'm sure Wired magazine would make you an editor just seeing your Einstein-like precision! What are you waiting for man!

Oh yeah, you're an addled buffoon who probably only ever had two grandparents. Figure that one out, retard!

" only ever " Eh ?
Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent
congregation of vapours !

Napsterbater
03-20-2007, 09:38 PM
Go back to your hole, scrotum-face, where I'm sure the foul and pestilent congregation of vapours is enough to kill every other living thing in the place.

BorgHunter
03-20-2007, 09:39 PM
" only ever " Eh ?
Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent
congregation of vapours !
::strokes his beard:: Looks like he's been reading the Bible again. Also using a thesaurus. My word!

Foolsworth
03-20-2007, 10:10 PM
::strokes his beard:: Looks like he's been reading the Bible again. Also using a thesaurus. My word!

Oh ! BTW.Hitler had,like a sweet tooth.
And,like his Mommie,was like,kinda jewish.
But he was a awarded the Iron Cross of valor
as a really good messenger.
And his postcards drawings helped to offset his bleak earnings as
Railcar porter.
I could Go on.

BorgHunter
03-20-2007, 10:18 PM
Oh ! BTW.Hitler had,like a sweet tooth.
And,like his Mommie,was like,kinda jewish.
But he was a awarded the Iron Cross of valor
as a really good messenger.
And his postcards drawings helped to offset his bleak earnings as
Railcar porter.
I could Go on.
Good for him? I'm not a Hitler worshipper or neo-Nazi, I just have an avatar of Hitler eating a watermelon because it amuses me.

DarkFantasy96
03-20-2007, 10:19 PM
Good for him? I'm not a Hitler worshipper or neo-Nazi, I just have an avatar of Hitler eating a watermelon because it amuses me.
It looks like he's saying... "THIS WATERMELON IS AWESOME! ALL HAIL THE FRUIT MASTER RACE!"

Hahaha.

mikezila
03-20-2007, 10:23 PM
::strokes his beard:: Looks like he's been reading the Bible again. Also using a thesaurus. My word!
that's a lot of work to call someone a fart.:corn:

mikezila
03-20-2007, 10:24 PM
It looks like he's saying... "THIS WATERMELON IS AWESOME! ALL HAIL THE FRUIT MASTER RACE!"

Hahaha.
watermelon is the master fruit!http://www.msnemotions.org/avatars/uploads/watermelon.jpg

Napsterbater
03-20-2007, 10:28 PM
No way. Blueberries are the kings of fruit. They work in teams, their staining juice is not to be trifled with, and taste richer and juicier than any other fruit. A handful of blueberries would kick the everloving shit out of any watermelon, any day.

BorgHunter
03-20-2007, 10:33 PM
No way. Blueberries are the kings of fruit. They work in teams, their staining juice is not to be trifled with, and taste richer and juicier than any other fruit. A handful of blueberries would kick the everloving shit out of any watermelon, any day.
The alliance of strawberries and bananas makes blueberries look like mere beans by comparison.

DarkFantasy96
03-20-2007, 10:34 PM
No way. Blueberries are the kings of fruit. They work in teams, their staining juice is not to be trifled with, and taste richer and juicier than any other fruit. A handful of blueberries would kick the everloving shit out of any watermelon, any day.
Ew. I don't like blueberries. I like watermelon, pears, purple plums, clementines, ripe starfruit, mangoes, and cherries. And that's about all for fruit. I really prefer veggies.

mikezila
03-20-2007, 10:37 PM
Ew. I don't like blueberries. I like watermelon, pears, purple plums, clementines, ripe starfruit, mangoes, and cherries. And that's about all for fruit. I really prefer veggies.
but how do you feel about tomatoes?

Napsterbater
03-20-2007, 10:38 PM
Bananas are weak willed pussies, whose only advantage is numbers. They would add nothing to the serviceable strawberries. 300 Spartan blueberries could take the whole empire.

mikezila
03-20-2007, 10:40 PM
you better be careful, berry-boy, some banana republic is gonna put you on ice.

Napsterbater
03-20-2007, 10:44 PM
That's why they made blueberries so small, so they could hide and spring forth against their fruiten adversaries unseen. Those yellow bastards won't ever find us!

DarkFantasy96
03-21-2007, 07:02 AM
but how do you feel about tomatoes?
Love 'em. But from a culinary (as opposed to scientific) standpoint, tomatoes are vegetables.

DarkFantasy96
03-21-2007, 07:03 AM
That's why they made blueberries so small, so they could hide and spring forth against their fruiten adversaries unseen. Those yellow bastards won't ever find us!
ROFL

Hysterical.

Foolsworth
03-21-2007, 08:47 AM
Good for him? I'm not a Hitler worshipper or neo-Nazi, I just have an avatar of Hitler eating a watermelon because it amuses me.

" What's SO Damn funny.I amuse You.I'm a Clown! "
-- Tommy DeVito { Goodfellas } 1990

Foolsworth
03-21-2007, 08:51 AM
It looks like he's saying... "THIS WATERMELON IS AWESOME! ALL HAIL THE FRUIT MASTER RACE!"

Hahaha.

Oh! Thanks for the clarity.
I mean,like...that's why we're keepin you round dis pop stand.

Foolsworth
03-21-2007, 08:59 AM
Bananas are weak willed pussies, whose only advantage is numbers. They would add nothing to the serviceable strawberries. 300 Spartan blueberries could take the whole empire.

Soooooooooooooooooooooo ! You KNOW yer Fruits {plural}.
Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery InteeeeeeeeeeReeeeeeeesssTink !

mikezila
03-21-2007, 10:44 AM
I'm a Clown!

you got that right!

DarkFantasy96
03-21-2007, 12:03 PM
Oh! Thanks for the clarity.
I mean,like...that's why we're keepin you round dis pop stand.
Uhhh... thanks?

Foolsworth
03-28-2007, 08:30 PM
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Prove me wrong.
W/o makin me a nutter nickle,dat is.

I've cUm ode the learned opinion,that :
----- If I Had a Nickle -----
For every Ass Wipe Post,that's plopped,like cow dung
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wealth of the Roman Catholic Church in Vatican City by years end.
And that's w/o knowed help from the Angels.
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definite idea'rs.

Purgatorio
* " Vien dietro a me,e lascia dir le genti "
Dante

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