this girl has been at the rink n weve talked some. ive known her 4 a few weeks n seen her there. yesterday she asked me 2 come over 2 the tables with her n i did. she leaned forward n tried 2 kiss me. i backed away n asked her what shes doing. she told me 2 kiss her. i said no i dont want 2. she said i have 1 chance n if i dont shes going 2 go talk to mike n he will kiss her. i said so. she slaped me n called me a piece of shit then went n told evry1 there i tried 2 kiss her n touch her butt.
i told them i didnt n they belive me.
today she was there waiting n kept blowing me kisses. i skated away n she threw her lipstick at me.
my friends say she has a crush on me but i think shes weird. what do u think.

I think she's weird AND has a crush on you.


"Play Misty For Me"

Yep, she's wierd.

Next time you're at the roller rink, trip her. That'll be good for some laughs anyway.

.....and youll be trying to figure them out the rest of your life young man.

Welcome to the battle of the sexes.

I decided girls were weird a long time ago. :D

tut tut vile

welcome to the club. they are all wacko

Ah, you're cute looking and she's hot for you, she's also a game player and weird. Since you're cute lookin AND bright (have to be to post here ;) ) wait for someone more balanced to come along who wants you to kiss her. If it's mutual try it out, if not...move on. Women are weird, I know because I have been one for 50 years. ;)

SHE made a move on YOU and you passed it up???? my god man what are you thinking?!?

Rule numero uno, if the girl makes the first move, and shes good looking (at least when your drunk) you take advantage.

lol

Littlejoe, I'm going to offer a different piece of advice. Muster up the huevos and lay a big juicy one on her, just enough to smear her lipstick. When you let loose of the liplock, tell her to go buy you a soda.

If she wants to act like an emancipated young woman, she needs to learn at a young age that keeping a young mans interest is going to cost her.

Beware of the weirdo. She seems too desperate for a kiss by the way she threatens to go to Mike. It might be a doctor's bill attached to that 'kiss from hell'. :lolhit:

Gee Littlejoe,

I'm not sure how old you are but I'm thinking your in grade school. At that age, relationships between the sexes are awkward. It would seem to me that this girl has a crush on you and doesn't quite know how to tell you or is afraid of rejection. These things happen.

I would actually try and steer clear of her. Her tantrums when she doesn't get her own way may be a preview to someone who could be pretty high maintainance.

Besides, her slapping you, throwing stuff at you and making up lies pretty much says she doesn't respect you and is just looking for attention.

Good luck.

SHE made a move on YOU and you passed it up???? my god man what are you thinking?!?

Rule numero uno, if the girl makes the first move, and shes good looking (at least when your drunk) you take advantage.

lol
i was thinking i wanted 2 go skating not kiss.i didnt like her enugh 2 kiss her n dont like her at all now.
mayb i wuld if i was drunk. hahaha

Littlejoe, I'm going to offer a different piece of advice. Muster up the huevos and lay a big juicy one on her, just enough to smear her lipstick. When you let loose of the liplock, tell her to go buy you a soda.

If she wants to act like an emancipated young woman, she needs to learn at a young age that keeping a young mans interest is going to cost her.
:thumbs: ill remeber that. thank you sir.

Gee Littlejoe,

I'm not sure how old you are but I'm thinking your in grade school. At that age, relationships between the sexes are awkward. It would seem to me that this girl has a crush on you and doesn't quite know how to tell you or is afraid of rejection. These things happen.
yes sir. im 13 but was held back becuz of some family problems i had. it is weird n i just want her 2 leve me alone.
how can she like me if she hits me? thats weird

i was thinking i wanted 2 go skating not kiss.i didnt like her enugh 2 kiss her n dont like her at all now.
mayb i wuld if i was drunk. hahaha
you better not be drinking! that get you in more trouble than you want to know about!



even when you're older, it will still get you in more trouble than you want to know about-just ask Corey!

yes sir. im 13 but was held back becuz of some family problems i had. it is weird n i just want her 2 leve me alone.
how can she like me if she hits me? thats weird
how old is she?

:thumbs: ill remeber that. thank you sir.
you called Ride, "sir"!!!!

:lolhit:

yes sir. im 13 but was held back becuz of some family problems i had. it is weird n i just want her 2 leve me alone.
how can she like me if she hits me? thats weird
you called DARTH, "sir"!!!


you're killing me!!!!:hahanot:

you called Ride, "sir"!!!!

:lolhit:
I know I'm an old geezer, but please don't berate me with the moniker of sir.

you called DARTH, "sir"!!!


you're killing me!!!!:hahanot:
whos corey?
i think shes 15.
what? y am i killing u. i dont no y thats funny.:confused:

I know I'm an old geezer, but please don't berate me with the moniker of sir.
:confused: im sorry?

:confused: im sorry?
Dont be sorry Joe. call me anything you like.
Just dont call me late for chow, cause it aint gonna happen

whos corey?
i think shes 15.
what? y am i killing u. i dont no y thats funny.:confused:
Corey is hclager, our forum drunk....or at least he's trying to be.


you're killing me because it's so funny-you don't know them that well yet:@@:


so you have an older woman chasing after you? if she wasn't acting like she was in the 3rd grade, i say that was good. you might want to stay away from her, i know her type.

Dont be sorry Joe. call me anything you like.
Just dont call me late for chow, cause it aint gonna happen
i didnt mean 2 ofend u. my dad told me 2 respect my elders b4 he left.
hes not coming back.he said id get farther in llfe if i did.its a habit now n i cant help it.
i try 2 do what he said. i think im the youngest here according 2 the picture post.

Corey is hclager, our forum drunk....or at least he's trying to be.


you're killing me because it's so funny-you don't know them that well yet:@@:


so you have an older woman chasing after you? if she wasn't acting like she was in the 3rd grade, i say that was good. you might want to stay away from her, i know her type.
i havent ben drunk 4 a while. dont wory. my mom used 2 make me drink vocka n do drugs 2 make me sleep. thats y shes not my mom anymore.
no, i dont no them.
im trying 2 stay away from her. i didnt go to the rink tonite but i miss it. the other rink is 2 far away 2 go 2. mac told me 2 ignore her but she wont leve me alone. i shuld do what ride4life said,maybe shell leve me alone then.

Just start telling her to do stuff. Then when she complains say, "What kind of girlfriend are you?" real loud so everyone can hear. Make her get you sodas and sandwiches and pay for them too. Then criticize her for everything she does, even if there's nothing wrong with it. Sooner or later you'll bring her into line. Then find a better girl and dump her for the new one.

Just start telling her to do stuff. Then when she complains say, "What kind of girlfriend are you?" real loud so everyone can hear. Make her get you sodas and sandwiches and pay for them too. Then criticize her for everything she does, even if there's nothing wrong with it. Sooner or later you'll bring her into line. Then find a better girl and dump her for the new one.
Littlejoe: Don't listen to anything Napster says. He's chronically single and always will be.

What? She insists on being his girlfriend! If she wants it that bad, she should be willing to put up with all that. If she doesn't like it, she can leave. Nobody's forcing her to be his girlfriend!

Littlejoe: Don't listen to anything Napster says. He's chronically single and always will be.
hahaha. what he said might work. itd make her mad n shed leve me alone. i dont want her as a girlfriend.

Oh if she wants you to kiss her, and you don't want to, tell her that she's annoying, and to go kiss some other guy.

Girl: Come give me a kiss!
littlejoe: You're so annoying. Go kiss him. *points*
Girl: sulks

hahaha. what he said might work. itd make her mad n shed leve me alone. i dont want her as a girlfriend.
Do you want a reputation as an asshole?

no.
what else can i do then?

i havent ben drunk 4 a while. dont wory. my mom used 2 make me drink vocka n do drugs 2 make me sleep. thats y shes not my mom anymore.
no, i dont no them.
im trying 2 stay away from her. i didnt go to the rink tonite but i miss it. the other rink is 2 far away 2 go 2. mac told me 2 ignore her but she wont leve me alone. i shuld do what ride4life said,maybe shell leve me alone then.
Mac is right-and not because we're both saying the same thing:thumbs:

if you ignore her, she will get tired and go find someone else to play with.

no.
what else can i do then?
Be forward but not mean. Tell her basically that you're not interested in her and you'd like her to leave you alone. If it doesn't work, then you should be a bit more firm (read: mean), but if you act like a giant, throbbing dick, you're going to get that asshole reputation. Which might get you laid, actually; nice guys tend not to get laid much...

nice guys tend not to get laid much...
speak for yourself!

Nappy doesn't either!:lolhit:

Be forward but not mean. Tell her basically that you're not interested in her and you'd like her to leave you alone. If it doesn't work, then you should be a bit more firm (read: mean), but if you act like a giant, throbbing dick, you're going to get that asshole reputation. Which might get you laid, actually; nice guys tend not to get laid much...
ur confusing. i tryed 2 tell her 2 leve me alone but she wont.
if im mean 2 her then ill get a bad reputation. i have other girls wanting 2 b my girlfriend but i dont want 1 rightnow.
so.if im a bad guy ill get laid but if im a good guy i wont. right?

If you really want to get her goat, talk about her like she's not there to your friends and her friends.

Girl: bitch, bitch, bitch
littlejoe: *to friend* Look at what I have to put up with!
Girl: Don't talk about me like I'm not here!
littlejoe: *to friend* Where do these girls think they can just order us around?

Joe, if you start getting a bad rep from dealing with this girl, the only way out is to say that you had to. Say stuff like, "Dude, don't tell me I'm a jerk, look at what she's doing to me! You'd do it too if she was doing it to you!" Just make like you're doing what you have to do. Trust me, people will think better of you.

Aww, littlejoe. Just ignore her, and if she doesn't get the picture soon just wait until you two are alone for a minute and say "Listen, I don't want a girlfriend right now. Sorry."

Yeah, do that first, and if she doesn't get the picture, it's open season.

Actually..the stuff nappy said will work, being in high school and all...

I like the "ordering around" stuff.. in today's age, girls like being treated like shit.. so hey, might as well TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT.

And definitely talk about her like she's not there right to her face.. that's priceless...

You could also be really nice to her one day, and then the next day when she comes to say "hi" or hug you, shrug her away from you, ignore her, or say "quit touching me"... that'll confuse the shit out of her.

this girl has been at the rink n weve talked some. ive known her 4 a few weeks n seen her there. yesterday she asked me 2 come over 2 the tables with her n i did. she leaned forward n tried 2 kiss me. i backed away n asked her what shes doing. she told me 2 kiss her. i said no i dont want 2. she said i have 1 chance n if i dont shes going 2 go talk to mike n he will kiss her. i said so. she slaped me n called me a piece of shit then went n told evry1 there i tried 2 kiss her n touch her butt.
i told them i didnt n they belive me.
today she was there waiting n kept blowing me kisses. i skated away n she threw her lipstick at me.
my friends say she has a crush on me but i think shes weird. what do u think.

Girls have issues. It's best to not make eye contact with them...

Girls have issues. It's best to not make eye contact with them...
ur right. girls suck

Little Joe,

I've got grandkids just about your age so I'm going to give you some grandfatherly advice.

Whatever you do, do it in an honest, not mean manner. Don't follow Naps advice on this subject or any other. Napsterbater is the resident loser around here. He is a fairly nice guy but he is socially dysfunctional.

You are thirteen and there is nothing wrong with you not wanting a girlfriend at this time in your life. Right now you would rather be skating and hanging with your friends and that is normal.

Tell the girl, politely, that you don't want a girlfriend right now. when you tell her be sure to give her some way to save face so that she isn't too embarrassed or angry. You might want to say that you think she is nice and pretty but it just isn't the right time for you to have a girlfriend. Try to remain friends with her if possible because it seems you both like going to the same skating rink and will be bumping into each other.

Frogger, that is good advice but unfortunately too late. What Joey didn't tell you was mean to her and she retaliated by having Mike and his "thugs" beat him up last night. She pushed him against the wall last week and kissed him then told Mike he forced her. She lied and said Joey grabbed her so they broke his finger and gave him a fat lip. I'm tempted to go give her a piece of my mind but I can not get in any trouble.
She is trouble and should be ignored. Shame on anyone telling him to be mean to her, not all girls "want to be treated like shit.":mad:

I'm a fucking idiot.

Frogger, that is good advice but unfortunately too late. What Joey didn't tell you was mean to her and she retaliated by having Mike and his "thugs" beat him up last night. She pushed him against the wall last week and kissed him then told Mike he forced her. She lied and said Joey grabbed her so they broke his finger and gave him a fat lip. I'm tempted to go give her a piece of my mind but I can not get in any trouble.
She is trouble and should be ignored. Shame on anyone telling him to be mean to her, not all girls "want to be treated like shit.":mad:

Aawww, like the kid hasn't had enough shit happen already in his life. :(

was she hot?

yes. but shes a whore

Aawww, like the kid hasn't had enough shit happen already in his life. :(
im ok ma'am

Shame on anyone telling him to be mean to her,
She deserves much worse. This Mike seriously needs to have the everloving shit kicked out of him.

yes. but shes a whore


yep definitely not worth your time...or your health...

im ok ma'am

I'm glad to hear that littlejoe. I just feel bad for you getting beaten up. I hope that the kids who hurt you are in deep trouble.

It may not seem like it now, but things have a way of straightening out if you just give it a bit of time.

yes. but shes a whore
:eek:blunt but honest:banana:

sorry about the finger and lip, Joe...whatever you do, don't start holding a grudge and tracking those boys down one at a time looking for "payback". you'll just get yourself in trouble.

She deserves much worse. This Mike seriously needs to have the everloving shit kicked out of him.
time wounds all heals:matrix:

Littlejoe, just remember: "Fuck alotta women, not just one woman, a lotta women." -Grandpa, Little Miss Sunshine

Bit strong on it there Evak,dont ya think

she retaliated...
She pushed him against the wall last week and kissed him...
She lied...
She is trouble and should be ignored.

No, Mackenzie. She needs her eyes gouged out and force fed to her. or find out where she lives and smother her in her sleep. Either way will work.

Awww...hope you feel better, littlejoe.

:eek:blunt but honest:banana:

sorry about the finger and lip, Joe...whatever you do, don't start holding a grudge and tracking those boys down one at a time looking for "payback". you'll just get yourself in trouble.
Mikezila is right.
As for Napsterbater and Imp, what is wrong with you? You must have had a bad childhood to encourage him to fight back against Mike and his thugs.
You are asking for more trouble re-paying violence with violence, do not listen to them littlejoe.

you could have been nice about it when u rejected her

i no. i asked her if she ate dog poop cuz her breath smelled like shit

i just wanted her 2 leve me alone n she wuldnt

oh well

yeh. i hope she leves me alone now

just tell her "No offense, but i don't like you, and i don't like you harrasing me about not kissing u" simple as that

He shouldn't say anything else to her. Last time he tried that she made up lies and got her friends to beat him up. Just stay away from her littlejoe.

He shouldn't say anything else to her. Last time he tried that she made up lies and got her friends to beat him up. Just stay away from her littlejoe.
dont wory ma'am. i dont plan on going back 2 the rink n if i do im taking a bat

It's strange for you to call me ma'am... Not that I mind, but I'm barely older than you. :D

ill stop if u want. y how old r u

I'm 16... heehee. I'm told I seem older though!

i thought u were older. like 18 or 20.cool

just tell her "No offense, but i don't like you, and i don't like you harrasing me about not kissing u" simple as that
with a recorder in your pocket would be good:D

there's a time to be a stand up guy, and there's a time to wear a wire:thumbs:

No, Mackenzie. She needs her eyes gouged out and force fed to her. or find out where she lives and smother her in her sleep. Either way will work.

Awww...hope you feel better, littlejoe.
you've got this thing for pillows this week, don'tcha?:@@:

Don't brush your teeth for a week and then kiss her. Last time she'll want to.

If they didn't have boobs we would hunt them.

Mikezila is right.
As for Napsterbater and Imp, what is wrong with you? You must have had a bad childhood to encourage him to fight back against Mike and his thugs.
You are asking for more trouble re-paying violence with violence, do not listen to them littlejoe.
What? Ummm, no. I said you should smack her silly. make her see the error of her ways before another kid gets his fingers broken for no good reason.

Yes mikey, my daddy's coming to visit soon. I can't stop thinkin' about pillows.

Yes mikey, my daddy's coming to visit soon. I can't stop thinkin' about pillows.
Dirtypillows?

Yes mikey, my daddy's coming to visit soon. I can't stop thinkin' about pillows.


Dirtypillows?


"Imp, the Doctor will see you now"


"Good Day, Imp, I am your new pshrink, Doktor Heissengruber. {hear fractured English with a German accent} Come in, lie on my couch, and tell me all about this incredible fascination with pillows! Vee must discusss this" "How do you suppose you associate your fadder mit pillows?"


:lolhit:

Hahaha...

Ewww, yuk, you sickos!
:lolhit:


"Well, Doc. I had once heard you can capture someones soul by smothering them in their sleep with a pillow. I was thinkin' of giving it a go. but you're wastin' your time with me doc, you should go have a chat with Borg. Now there's a fellow that needs some help!"

What? Ummm, no. I said you should smack her silly. make her see the error of her ways before another kid gets his fingers broken for no good reason.
i wouldn't say smack.....maybe grab her by the back of the neck while facing her and kneeing her in the face, but Mac's got enough legal trouble w/o an aggravated assault charge.
Yes mikey, my daddy's coming to visit soon. I can't stop thinkin' about pillows
at least you know why.....i'm next, right?:corn:

mac cant fight.shed get beat up.she shuldnt fight 4 me anyway.its my problem not hers

mac cant fight.shed get beat up.she shuldnt fight 4 me anyway.its my problem not hers
hush! we're blaming it on her other problems:thumbs:

oops.yeh she dont want 2 go 2 jail

oops.yeh she dont want 2 go 2 jail
girls have their pride too, joe.

The girl sounds a little crazy.

I've been involved with the crazy ones before. It could seem like fun at first but sooner or later it all comes crashing down.

I say just avoid her. If she gets pissy at you for it tell her "I want a girl who is mature and doesn't play games"

i wouldn't say smack.....maybe grab her by the back of the neck while facing her and kneeing her in the face, but Mac's got enough legal trouble w/o an aggravated assault charge.

at least you know why.....i'm next, right?:corn:

Yeah, or tossed from an overpass, same theory. what's a little aggravated assault charges amongst friends?!!?it's for a good cause.

April's going to be busy, with daddy visitin' and the burial and all *I still have to dig a shallow grave if my plan goes well.*
How's May looking for ya, mikey?;)

edit..I'm thinkin' Little e's lookin' for some pillow talk too. ;)

Yeah, or tossed from an overpass, same theory. what's a little aggravated assault charges amongst friends?!!?it's for a good cause.

April's going to be busy, with daddy visitin' and the burial and all *I still have to dig a shallow grave if my plan goes well.*
How's May looking for ya, mikey?;)

edit..I'm thinkin' Little e's lookin' for some pillow talk too. ;)
as far as May goes, all i have going on is my birthday on the 21st and the annual camping trip on Memorial Day weekend. do you have a sleeping bag?

as far as May goes, all i have going on is my birthday on the 21st and the annual camping trip on Memorial Day weekend. do you have a sleeping bag?
oooOOOooo, a fellow gemini,sweet. Mine's on the 30th of May.'67 so I'm older then you.:p Where ya goin' camping? You bring the sleeping bag and I'll bring the pillow.

as far as May goes, all i have going on is my birthday on the 21st and the annual camping trip on Memorial Day weekend. do you have a sleeping bag?

:eek:My Birthday is May 21st! :eek:

May, 21st is Empire strikes back's birthday. Evakian can confirm. :D

May, 21st is Empire strikes back's birthday. Evakian can confirm. :D
i know...what do you thinki did that year?:D

oooOOOooo, a fellow gemini,sweet. Mine's on the 30th of May.'67 so I'm older then you.:p Where ya goin' camping? You bring the sleeping bag and I'll bring the pillow.
about 20 miles south of Traverse City...my Xgf's family owns a parcel out there and the kids have their friends up for the weekend.

last year we sank a well (funny story in there), and this year she's letting me use my own tent:D

:eek:My Birthday is May 21st! :eek:
:D

tell her that if she gives you a blowjob then you'll kiss her. then afterwards, don't kiss her. just say "....nice."

Girls are not weird, they are misterious. :thumbs:

tell her that if she gives you a blowjob then you'll kiss her. then afterwards, don't kiss her. just say "....nice."
what the hell is wrong with you? that's no way to talk to a 12 y/o!


otherwise, it was funny, though.

what the hell is wrong with you? that's no way to talk to a 12 y/o!
Now way, are u sure? Nowadays children are growing up rather quickly in fact, you know..

PS. I remembered Gib's quote from True lies: "She's probably stealing the money to pay for an abortion.. or drugs"