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dharmabum
03-07-2007, 07:56 PM
Art imitates life and Marvel seems to be saying that the old American ideals are dead.
As a character in the story points out, America doesn't care about "Truth and Justice" anymore. She berates Captain America before he is shot, saying America is now the nation of "ipods, youtube, myspace and Fox News".

Daily Bugle: Captain America shot and killed (http://www.marvel.com/news/comicstories.392?utm_campaign=front+page+tracking&utm_source=hosue+ad&utm_medium=house+ad&utm_content=)

Living legend assassinated on steps of Federal Courthouse



By The Daily Bugle Staff

Earlier today, we reported on the attempted assassination of a former superhero. We can now confirm that the victim has been identified as Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America. Rogers was pronounced dead at Mercy Hospital due to injuries suffered from multiple gunshot wounds to the shoulder, chest and stomach.

Eyewitness reports claim that the initial bullet, tagging Rogers in the shoulder, came from a sniper perched atop or in one of the buildings adjacent to the Federal Courthouse. Several other shots were fired during the ensuing commotion--hitting Rogers in the chest and stomach--but witnesses fleeing the scene, as well as the U.S. Marshals who were escorting Rogers, have stated there was only one sniper shot fired.

The identity of the assassin(s), as well as the origin of the other shots, have not yet been revealed. Agents from S.H.I.E.L.D., the FBI and local police are working together on the investigation and have begun combing the buildings in the area. A S.H.I.E.L.D. spokesperson declined to comment on the shooting, and stressed that few details regarding the investigation would be available while it's being conducted.

Rogers, a veteran of World War II, thought lost during the close of those hostilities, returned to action decades later and was instrumental in the early days of the Avengers. He had been at the forefront of American superheroics until recently when he openly and violently opposed the U.S. government's Superhero Registration Act. As Captain America, Rogers battled pro-Registration forces last week in Manhattan until surrendering himself to S.H.I.E.L.D. custody. He was on his way to his arraignment when he was struck down earlier today.

Rogers has never been married and has no known living relatives.

mikezila
03-07-2007, 08:00 PM
this belongs in Chat Central!

it's not like they capped The Punisher!

http://www.rit.edu/~rmk1631/project%203%20imm/project%20imm%203/Punisher_Skull.jpg

dharmabum
03-07-2007, 08:14 PM
it's not like they capped The Punisher!


They have "killed" the Punisher before, but nobody really cared.

Punisher isn't an icon like Cap.

mikezila
03-07-2007, 08:20 PM
They have "killed" the Punisher before, but nobody really cared.

Punisher isn't an icon like Cap.
speak for your own generation, Capt. Highpants.:lolhit:

i've never seen a Captain America T-shirt., i'm not saying they don't exist, just not in the volume of Superman, Batman, ....or even Frank Castle's alter ego.


BTW-the Ironman movie is supposed to start filming this month:thumbs:

dharmabum
03-07-2007, 08:25 PM
i've never seen a Captain America T-shirt.,

Suprising considering Cap shirts are one of the best sellers Marvel has. Along with Punisher.


BTW-the Ironman movie is supposed to start filming this month:thumbs:

Yeah, at least with Robert Downey you know the substance abuse scenes will be realistic.

mikezila
03-07-2007, 08:33 PM
Yeah, at least with Robert Downey you know the substance abuse scenes will be realistic.
:lolhit:

F. de Marzipan
03-08-2007, 02:02 PM
Punisher isn't an icon like Cap.

Perhaps it's because Jack Kirby is dead and (IMO) there'll never be another comics artist/genius like him. I used to live down the street from Jack - was good friends with his daughters - and he was one of the finest human beings I've had the pleasure of knowing. Somewhere in my boxes of stored stuff, I've got a nice Christmas note from Jack, written on his Captain America letterhead.

He was a true prince among men. RIP, Jack.

Travh20
03-08-2007, 02:29 PM
he will be back. They will take some of his DNA and clone him as soon as Hiallry wins the White House. Then as soon as she starts running her yap Captain America will tell her to STFU

500lbguerilla
03-08-2007, 03:37 PM
Suprising considering Cap shirts are one of the best sellers Marvel has. That only because emo kids like stars.

The Praetorian
03-08-2007, 04:11 PM
WTF is an "emo" kid?

500lbguerilla
03-08-2007, 04:29 PM
http://images.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=emo&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo

DarkFantasy96
03-08-2007, 04:50 PM
Hah... I especially like this definition:

The Difference between Emo And Goth:

Emos Hate themselves
Goths hate Everyone
Emos Want to Kill themselves
Goths Want to kill Everyone

The Praetorian
03-08-2007, 05:26 PM
Oh, I get it....

emo = Starbucks crowd

And here, I thought kids were simply touching on new a pansy fad. I hate the pseudo-intellectual geek glasses some of those Jetta driving asswipes wear. The scream, "Hey, look at me everyone...I'm into fads AND Apple computers..." SMACK!

Travh20
03-08-2007, 05:30 PM
ya, those kids are tards.

Frogger
03-08-2007, 05:31 PM
Captain Americs dead. It's a leftist plot.

DarkFantasy96
03-08-2007, 05:33 PM
Oh, I get it....

emo = Starbucks crowd

And here, I thought kids were simply touching on new a pansy fad. I hate the pseudo-intellectual geek glasses some of those Jetta driving asswipes wear. The scream, "Hey, look at me everyone...I'm into fads AND Apple computers..." SMACK!
I think the ones with the Jettas and the Macs are more like hipsters.... (Although I have a Mac, I'm not one of those people who refer to the "Apple lifestyle", and I assume it's those to whom you're referring...) Pretend hipsters though, because real hipsters drink coffee at small, anti-Starbucks type of places...

Emos are kind of like the hipster version of goths, now that I think about it. Hipsters are like emos only without the goth-ish additions of black hair and depression.

dharmabum
03-08-2007, 05:33 PM
Emo = "Emotionally-charged" punk rock.

Travh20
03-08-2007, 05:33 PM
if you wear anyhting other than a flanel shirt and jeans you are a gay hipster doofus

DarkFantasy96
03-08-2007, 05:36 PM
if you wear anyhting other than a flanel shirt and jeans you are a gay hipster doofus
I assume that only refers to guys. ;)

Travh20
03-08-2007, 05:36 PM
Emo = "Emotionally-charged" punk rock.


emotionally charged = gay

Travh20
03-08-2007, 05:41 PM
emotionally charged = gay

Just kidding! i was bored and just looking to stir up some trouble

boykorda
03-08-2007, 05:55 PM
Cheney...
Forget it. Too easy even for me.

Frogger
03-08-2007, 05:59 PM
Captain Americs dead. It's a leftist plot.

The Praetorian
03-09-2007, 11:18 AM
Just kidding! i was bored and just looking to stir up some trouble
It made me laugh. :)

Travh20
03-09-2007, 11:30 AM
well that's all i was looking for :D

500lbguerilla
03-09-2007, 04:38 PM
Captain Americs dead. It's a leftist plot. Who watches the Watchmen?

Evakian
03-10-2007, 02:19 PM
Who watches the Watchmen?
I can't wait to see the upcoming movie adaptation.

500lbguerilla
03-10-2007, 06:05 PM
I can't wait to see the upcoming movie adaptation. there is one?

Evakian
03-10-2007, 07:46 PM
there is one?
Alan Moore refuses to see it, but they won't stop just because he wants them to. He refused to see the other movies from his comics. Terry Gilliam asked him a long time ago "How do you make Watchmen?", Moore replied, "You don't."

This one is being directed by the guy who just put out Frank Miller's 300.

500lbguerilla
03-13-2007, 10:19 PM
Here what happened to Cap's sheild... (http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=83567)