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es347fan
03-04-2007, 08:06 PM
Practice, practice and more practice (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0135829820070302)

Prisoner caught with grenade where?


SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.
Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.
They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.
"We'll have to expel the objects and if they won't come out we'll have to perform surgery in hospital," said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.
Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.
Prisoners in the Central American country use weapons to try to escape or attack fellow inmates and prison guards, and use cellular phones to order free gang members to commit crimes or smuggle narcotics.
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Genzo
03-07-2007, 01:40 PM
Pull the pin and send him back to his cell.

Travh20
03-07-2007, 02:20 PM
pull the pin? talk about the shit hitting the fan.

WindWip
03-07-2007, 02:29 PM
Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.

Wonder what type of search revealed that one

mikezila
03-07-2007, 07:55 PM
Wonder what type of search revealed that one
i guessing they picked her for a body cavity search when she walked in like she had a fist in her girly goodies.

shortstuff
03-09-2007, 10:47 AM
i guessing they picked her for a body cavity search when she walked in like she had a fist in her girly goodies.

OK mike that is just nasty, but in all truth they do random strip searches in most prisons. The amount this really goes on is high, but is mostly drugs stashed. I guess some are more extreem then others in what they will and won't do. It is no different then a mule swallowing drugs and waiting for them to come out the other end. (OK ewwwww)
Here were I live and when I was considering working at the youth containment center you would be surprised what the kids think of and adults well they know it all. Most are old pro's at it now.

Phyrex
03-09-2007, 11:49 AM
A grenade? Thats nothing, lol.