Here's the rules:

1. Compose an original limerick about the person who posted immediately above you.

2. Nothing too mean-spirited, if at all possible.

3. Vulgarity is encouraged, though not absolutely necessary.

There are a lot of allforums members from Ohio, so I'll kick this off with the first one:

There once was a man from Ohio
Whose girlfriend made him go sigh-o
Her looks made him swoon
He proposed far too soon
Now he’s married at twenty, my oh my-oh!!

Go!!

There once was a poster named Sparky,
Whose writings were chock full of malarky,
He spend so much time
Trying to make everything rhyme
Now he's runnig out of ideas, and quite barky.

There is a woman called Sal
from Canada she comes,shes my Pal
Her av is a duck
but I dont give a fuck
she is cool,is my Pal,she is Sal.

There is a woman called Sal
from Canada she comes,shes my Pal
Her av is a duck
but I dont give a fuck
she is cool,is my Pal,she is Sal.
:D thanks bud!

There once was a man from the drunk-land
Who swallowed his guinness like quicksand
His livers's of steel
which he worked to conceal
as we drank, I knew I was outmanned

there once was a man named windwip
his picture shuld say rip
hes scary n mean
a killing machine
dont give the man any lip

There once was a fellow named littlejoe
as far as height, he had a way to go
but with eyes oh so dreamy
and a smile to draw near me
he’s a guy a young girl would like to know

:hula:

immeressen she is 1 cool cat
shes 2 sweet cant deny that
some1 id like 2 meet
when im taller then 4 feet
i wish i was bigger drat
;)

We all know this really cool skater
who’s feared far and wide like Darth Vader
He’s a bad dude for sure
listens to Tupac Shakur
though at Arby’s he’s kind to the waiter

Sparky2 is an awesome member,he always posts excellent stuff :)

There once was a poster named "The Dude"
Never once was he considered rude
But where's the limerick?
Beat him with a big stick!
The rules of this thread he misconstrued.

A little bird
With a yellow bill
Danced upon my window sill.
I heard him sing,
I watched him dance
Until I speard him
With a lance

There once was a man named ES three four seven
Neither gray beard, nor always clean-shaven
More often than not
while blowing some pot
He raised Hell, while pondering Heaven

there once was a man named sparky2
an awesome poster thru n thru
he posted a coolness test
hes a dickhead like the rest
loved by many n hated by few

Ha ha ha ha!!
Good one.
:thumbs:

(Wait. Hated by few... I take it you haven't met my ex-wife and her entire family.)

(Wait. Hated by few... I take it you haven't met my ex-wife and her entire family.)
She's not French is she? My dad's ex was french and damn was she foul.

I'd put my ex in laws up against the Manson Family. Louts all, and were of undeterminate background--some Italian, some Hungarian, some Albanian, some Alsatian, some Yorkshire Terrier, some laboratory test tube.

There was a young fella named Wip
who was smart, well-spoken and hip
But he goofed off at work
his boss was a jerk
So he soon got the dreaded pink slip.

hahahaha, good one. Hoping that doesn't come true :( I do goof off a lot here.

Well, my creative juices aren't flowing right now, so I'll let another make a rhyme for you ren.