Ok lets see how this goes. Simple rules, Ill start. All you have to do is continue the story. One sentence maximum (and no run-ons!)

Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away...

Karl Rove, after conquering the rebel forces, was wondering what to do with his massive juggernaught war machine.

Karl watched as Acelina entered the room. She popped off what are you looking at?

Nothing, Karl said, as he picked the piece of paper up from the table.

The piece of paper revealed that the planet of Izzlam was supposedly launching a missile that threatened to get Karl fired if unchecked...

"I'd better inform the Emperor" he thought, so he headed for the White Palace.

On the journey to the White Palace he was detained by a gang of lesbian bikers one of whom looked strangely like his long lost daughter.

Then, in a Clockwork Orange style, they forced him to watch Little Women on loop for 87 consecutive hours.

After getting through the egregiously long movie only once in the 87 hour period, he killed off the lesbians in a fit of rage and the GLAAD came chasing after him.

GLAAD tried to catch him, but as they were all in various states of parade drag were unable to maintain a swift pace in spike heels, and soon gave up the chase.

But Karl continued to run, he ran, he ran so far away.

rofl

Unfortunately he ran right into a Jedi training session where Vice-Emperor Cheney Wan Kenobi was hunting Quayle blindfolded.

Karl asked of Cheney Wan Kenobi, "are you serving Quayle with potatoes?"

He wasn't invited to dinner and exited rather quickly as he could see the participants becoming agitated.

All at once they got up to chase him. He started to run, as he looked back.

...he saw the terrible newspaper headline from the future, 2008: "Clinton Elected President, Fidel Castro Vice President". He barely had time to register this when...

Ronald Reagan emerged from the lake with the sword Excalibur at his side......

"the once and future President has returned!" exclaimed the chorus of dapperly dress (now) middle-aged Republicans.

Then, President Nixon came down from Mt. Evil, with a legion of orcs and his ultimate weapon...

a gilded tape recorder.

then he proceded to say, "I pwn joo karl rove, ez $$ gg k thx bye!"

Everyone looked and him and said, What the F***.. was that?

Nixon turned around and started to run back up Mt. Evil, yelling I need to get something very important.

As he grasped for the missing tapes as they fell from his pockets...

It was gone...where...why..His face got a look of terror and displeasure.

Clinton slyly grabbed the tapes and the gilded tape recorder and started running.