What did the kid say after eating Peter Pan peanut butter?

"I won't grow up."

(Salmonella. Peanut allergies. If you can no longer trust a childhood food staple, this is not a country worth protecting! What can you trust?)

We use Jif in my house.... Peter Pan SUCKS. :D

JIF here.

Choosy kids choose JIF.

Read the package.

siick. Take your creamy, brown crap. I like the chunky stuff.

siick. Take your creamy, brown crap. I like the chunky stuff.
Every major brand of peanut butter that I know of makes both smooth and chunky.

Unless you weren't talking about peanut butter when you said "chunky stuff"...*shivers*

Every major brand of peanut butter that I know of makes both smooth and chunky.

Unless you weren't talking about peanut butter when you said "chunky stuff"...*shivers*
hahhaa. True, they do make chunky, but it's not the good stuff. The best is Adams! No contest!