google it.



i'm too busy at work

Yeah, I just heard about this.... I guess we'll finally find out who her baby daddy is!

the "lawyer" howard k stern.

the k is for killer!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070208/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith

39 years old and dropped dead. None of the talking heads on the tube are talking about any type of foul play. I'll bet the family of her ex-husband (the old guy) are relieved.



Not so much the veritable plethora of those who just lost a masturbatory fantasy image.

She had everything at one point or another, and she just blew it away. So stupid

Her death brings joy to the world.

Her death brings joy to the world.
:eek: how can you say that! it's Anna!

She is what you'd call wasted potential

She is what you'd call wasted potential
no doubt!

She is what you'd call wasted potential
She is what I'd call Fugly "Female."

39 years old and dropped dead. None of the talking heads on the tube are talking about any type of foul play. I'll bet the family of her ex-husband (the old guy) are relieved.

Her estate can still pursue the money.

She Died Like Marilyn…
Does that mean she was having sex with Bush and one of his brothers, and that they poisoned her?

Which of our posters posted this at another site and which site was it?

She Died Like Marilyn…
Does that mean she was having sex with Bush and one of his brothers, and that they poisoned her?

Which of our posters posted this at another site and which site was it?

I have a good guess as to the person heh

Her estate can still pursue the money.

How soon do you think a lawyer will be appointed to represent the interests of her baby? He would have an interest in her claim to the billionaire's money, not to mention the question of his paternity. I'm guessing DNA testing is going to be an even higher priority than it was, and it had already been ordered that samples be provided by this February.

I thought she was funny and just out to have fun.
Nothing wrong with that! It is ashame she had to die so young. :(

She is what I'd call Fugly "Female."

Yea, but she was hot when she was in Playboy - after that it was all downhill. Then she got all fucked up on drugs too

bad karma

she's still dead

just a ploy, like elvis.

Anna had my sympathy when I read somewhere that people used to ridicule her because she'd worked as a checkout girl at Wal Mart.
Hey, it's an honest living.

Later tho she lost credibility when she married the 89 year old and claimed it was true love.

I wonder how much of the fortune is left after all the legal wrangling.

How soon do you think a lawyer will be appointed to represent the interests of her baby?

Almost immediately, I suspect.

The morning before Anna Nicole died, Her Lardiness, Rosie O'Donnel had this to say about her on, The View.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1887


Coincidence, or did Rosie secretly have something to do with Anna Nicole's death. You decide.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9370/untitled10mk8yl5.jpg

Zsa Zsa Gabor's mate says he may be the father
POSTED: 2:06 p.m. EST, February 9, 2007


LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.

The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.

Gabor, a onetime sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002.

Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.

the news coverage on Anna is getting a little werid...it's like nothing else happened this week!

Zsa Zsa Gabor's mate says he may be the father


I don't think anyone saw that coming.

I don't think anyone saw that coming.
Yeah, that came out of nowhere. And then there's the rumor that the actual baby-daddy is none other than Anna's deceased son, Daniel. Weirrrrd.

Yeah, that came out of nowhere. And then there's the rumor that the actual baby-daddy is none other than Anna's deceased son, Daniel. Weirrrrd.
:eek:

oddly, it wouldn't surprise me:@@:

I don't think anyone saw that coming.

There's an awful lot of money to be had from her estate. I'm wondering who else is going to crawl out of the woodwork with claims.

Yeah, that came out of nowhere. And then there's the rumor that the actual baby-daddy is none other than Anna's deceased son, Daniel. Weirrrrd.


if i were a betting man, that's what all my money would be on

There's an awful lot of money to be had from her estate. I'm wondering who else is going to crawl out of the woodwork with claims.

It is going to be like Howard Hughes wills. I'm waiting for a gas station attendant from Utah to claim he changed her tire, and since she was so grateful she had sex with him. Thus he must be the father.

i'm the baby's father.

i'm the baby's father.

Tch, you are not, cause I am.

Tch, you are not, cause I am.
tell it to my lawyer;)

tell it to my lawyer;)
i don't think you need a lawyer for that one.

another likely suspect has come forward..Anna's turkey baster (and J. Howard Marshall).:matrix:

Tch, you are not, cause I am.

:corn: Sal, you never cease to amaze.

:corn: Sal, you never cease to amaze.
:D Hmmm, is that a good thang, or a bad thang?

:D Hmmm, is that a good thang, or a bad thang?
Well... if the kid is yours then you have grossely mislabeled yourself as a woman

:@@:

She is an evolved being. Her eggs are able to split up in and alter their existence into sperm. When she has a period, she collects the harvest, and spits it into her lover's vadge.

Wait, why did I say that?

...

She is an evolved being. Her eggs are able to split up in and alter their existence into sperm. When she has a period, she collects the harvest, and spits it into her lover's vadge.

Wait, why did I say that?

...
hehe...I'm not sure either...it sounded almost mysteriously plausible for about a millisecond...

Windwip, it was merely a subtle, (apparently too subtle) comment on all the fools who are going to be hoping their sperm was the winner.:slap:

And then there's the rumor that the actual baby-daddy is none other than Anna's deceased son, Daniel. Weirrrrd.

If anyone actually saw her reality TV show, and I'm sad to admit that I have, he seemed way too intelligent to do anything like that.

If anyone actually saw her reality TV show, and I'm sad to admit that I have
*lollernapkins*

If anyone actually saw her reality TV show, and I'm sad to admit that I have, he seemed way too intelligent to do anything like that.
Yeah. He was pretty cute too. It's a shame he died. Or... *dun dun dun* WAS KILLED BY ANNA'S BOYFRIEND! Or something.

How come this thread isn't in World News where it belongs?

This tragedy has left my Weltanschauung in tatters. :eek:

How come this thread isn't in World News where it belongs?

This tragedy has left my Weltanschauung in tatters. :eek:
My father called up his business partner the day she died.

"Steve, come get me, I'm too upset to drive."
"What happened?"
"Anna Nicole Smith died."
Me: "Roflcopter."

I hate the way our media behaves.

My father called up his business partner the day she died.

"Steve, come get me, I'm too upset to drive."
"What happened?"
"Anna Nicole Smith died."
Me: "Roflcopter."

I hate the way our media behaves.
that was my first belly laugh of the day.:smile2:

i have a print out of the will

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/021607_anna_pleadings_wm.pdf

She was HOT!! maybe i can get a few minutes in with the corpse and pretend she's just the type that lays on her back and takes it...

I mean, you know the old saying... "Dead girls CANT say no"...

;)

She was HOT!! maybe i can get a few minutes in with the corpse and pretend she's just the type that lays on her back and takes it...

I mean, you know the old saying... "Dead girls CANT say no"...

;)
:lolhit:

She was HOT!! maybe i can get a few minutes in with the corpse and pretend she's just the type that lays on her back and takes it...

I mean, you know the old saying... "Dead girls CANT say no"...

;)

That's what I like about you, Decka.
You're so....so......normal.

all Anna, all the time:rolleyes:

it pays to be a not self-made slut-bag... but hey i'd do her.. even if she were dead;)

http://tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a880/a880_thumb.gif

http://tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a880/a880_thumb.gif


i checked out that t-shirt. don't know where i'd where i'd wear it

i checked out that t-shirt. don't know where i'd where i'd wear it
work...hooters, you know, wherever you would want to look your best.:hahanot:

i checked out that t-shirt. don't know where i'd where i'd wear it

Buy a couple of them, put them in nice frames. There's more than one bar I can think of where you could sell that easily and make a dandy profit.

She's still dead?

True, but her mother is appealing the decision.

True, but her mother is appealing the decision.

Her mother and Britany Spears' mother should get together and run for cockroach of the year.

wow, necrophila galore

that this Howard Stern

http://cache.eonline.com/On/AnnaNicole/Cast/Images/howard.pic.jpg

would be the one to soil the name Howard Stern???



:joke shamlessly stolen fron SNL.

joke shamlessly stolen fron SNL.
Ahh, that explains the lack of humor.

is she still dead?

is she still dead?
Seemed that way when I was feeling up the corpse with my homeless bum compatriots.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4817/boobspm2.gif

still dead

until she's in the ground, she can't say "no":banana:

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4672/annafinalphotonw9.jpg

It's a fake.

like we guys care if they're fake:rolleyes:

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4672/annafinalphotonw9.jpg
i'd still do her.

I'd poke her guts til they were pulverized...

Ah. So I take it that she's still dead then.
:hula:

Ah. So I take it that she's still dead then.
:hula:
since she's getting buried tomorrow, she better be:matrix:

Anna's body has returned to the Bahamas.

What I don't understand is... what's taking so damn long with the autopsy results? Should we conclude she died of nothing?

What I don't understand is... what's taking so damn long with the autopsy results? Should we conclude she died of nothing?
i wouldn't leave Michigan to be with her and our daughter.









(where's my half-billion dollars?)

i wouldn't leave Michigan to be with her and our daughter.









(where's my half-billion dollars?)

Ask Melvin Dummar for it.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/2356/mfb6349371smithannanicogh3.jpg

anna nicole-still dead...james brown-still not buried:@@:

OJ Simpson has apparently announced that he might be the father of Anna Nicole's baby....

Source (http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072007/gossip/pagesix/o_j__a_smith_dad_candidate_pagesix_.htm)

OJ Simpson has apparently announced that he might be the father of Anna Nicole's baby....

Source (http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072007/gossip/pagesix/o_j__a_smith_dad_candidate_pagesix_.htm)
Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

i've never read anything before this that made me want to do harm to another human being:mad:

next thing ya know george w will bomb the bahamas

Game over!!!

Anna's baby daddy revealed (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2007-04-10T214756Z_01_N10407711_RTRUKOC_0_US-ANNANICOLE.xml&pageNumber=1&imageid=&cap=&sz=13&WTModLoc=NewsArt-C1-ArticlePage1)

if the autopsy results take awhile, you know it was because of drugs or something...

They already released the autopsy results a while ago.

she's still dead

OMG she is dead. Awwwwwwwwww missed that memo.
LOL feel sorry for the child left behind as a pawn in a game.

OMG she is dead. Awwwwwwwwww missed that memo.
LOL feel sorry for the child left behind as a pawn in a game.
Damn! I wanna move to Canada.

Gotta extra room, Shorty??

;)
SMW

OMG she is dead. Awwwwwwwwww missed that memo.
LOL feel sorry for the child left behind as a pawn in a game.


LOL noway! that kid is better off without her.

Damn! I wanna move to Canada.

Gotta extra room, Shorty??

;)
SMW

Sure lots of room. Let me know when and I will get my butt back home.
Canada does rock, lol

Sure lots of room. Let me know when and I will get my butt back home.
Canada does rock, lol
I'm just envious because we can't turn on the TV without hearing the latest about our blonde bimbos... even dead ones! Does anybody up there follow movie stars dramas or is it just us idiots?

I'm just envious because we can't turn on the TV without hearing the latest about our blonde bimbos... even dead ones! Does anybody up there follow movie stars dramas or is it just us idiots?


Well I wouldn't call you idiots but now we miss a lot of that stuff hehe.
Not big city enough for it I guess.

Anna Nicole-still dead.

i'd still do her

i'd still do her
she's way past her prime now, but you have better odds now:bike:

Danielynn was finally declared sole heir of Anna's estate (whatever that may be). And the little cutie got surgery on her cross eye.