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es347fan
08-15-2003, 04:52 PM
Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

Aug 15, 10:32 am ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

AgnosticAngel
08-17-2003, 01:53 PM
*Cringes* I'm not even a guy but o.O ow ouch that had to hurt. Suppose that is one way to deal with things...Not the road I'd have picked if I were him though. Just the thought *shakes her head*

Mopoloton
08-18-2003, 12:17 AM
You say “sex addiction” like it’s a BAD thing. :p

aVaTaR
08-18-2003, 04:15 AM
It is... Trust me!

mad dog
08-18-2003, 11:25 AM
If he is that stupid maybe he has done a favor for the rest of us, Stupid people should not be alowed to breed :D

EmShadyGRRL
10-05-2003, 10:44 PM
that reminds me of somethign i heard a while ago. im not sure when it happened but some guy was drunk and wanted to be castrated ( dont know why ) so he gave a little kid and his friend 20 dollars and supplied them with a razor blade. when they were done he gave them the money. the only way anyone found out was because the parents wondered where they got that much money.

silverbulletkc
10-07-2003, 05:21 PM
Live or die? Well, if you were a guy who just lost his penis to his own stupidity...would you wanna live?

In Odder Words
11-03-2003, 12:40 AM
So all those guys git some half-cocked idea and end up with their... tale... tucked between their legs...

Is that about the long... and the... short of it???

sputnik
11-12-2003, 08:06 PM
AHHHHHHH I'M NOT A GUY BUT THAT SOUNDS REALLY PAINFUL. like i dont' even want to think about how painful it would be painful. i've seen guys get kicked down there before, and they were in major agony, but what would it feel like to CUT IT OFF?!?! holy crap.