Name who says the quote, then make one of your own:

Ex:

"Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."


Next person would say:

Fat Bastard

"Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS. "

Donkey, in Shrek.

"Laws are silent in times of war."

"Are these our lives?" by Trial

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron. "

Actually my last quote was from Cicero. I've not heard the one you just posted, so I'll not even guess.

Oh ok. It's in the lyrics of one of Trial's songs. I guess that's where they got it.

"Are these our lives?" by Trial

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron. "
George Carlin

"poor man wants to be rich, richman wants to be king..."

"...king ain't satisfied until he rules everything"

-Springsteen
Damn good quote

"Say hello to my little friend" (people have got to know this one)

Scarface of course.

"God is dead."

You got me - I don't have a clue

"God is dead."

Nietzsche?

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill



try this quote out and don't laugh..
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

Nietzche is correct.

And shortstuff's quote is by Robin Williams.

“He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.”

Nietzche is dead. (God)

Ayn Rand, Evakian.

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.

That's Groucho my buddy!

"Try the veal, it's the best in the city" (hint: movie)

"Try the veal, it's the best in the city" (hint: movie)
Sollozzo i guess

"Yes or no — don’t wait for the translation — yes or no?" (hint: not movie) :D

I didn't think anyone would guess Sollozzo.

The answer to your question is the immortal speech by Adlai Stevenson.

"God is always on the side of the big battalions."

I didn't think anyone would guess Sollozzo.

The answer to your question is the immortal speech by Adlai Stevenson.

"God is always on the side of the big battalions."
Voltaire?


"Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"?

Voltaire is correct.

And yours is Pres. Lincoln. How do I know that? O_o

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."

ok Mahatma Gandhi but Schwarzenegger stole it to use it in a speech...


"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

Mark Twain

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."

Mark Twain

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Machiaveli [spelling?] I don't have a quote.

ok try this quote;


Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

Hmm... Never heard of that one, but it does remind me of another one. I'll just throw it up for the hell of it.

"What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. "

Augustus Saint-Gaudens said that hehe


ok who said,
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.