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Decka
01-29-2007, 01:04 AM
Wow, i went out and drank alot of beer last night, and i just sat around all day today, ate an entire pizza and some chocolate chip cookies... and MAN i can't stop farting. My PJ's that i'm wearing are going to be STAINED with the smell of my farts, i swear i've farted every five minutes for the past 6 hours. Just thought i'd share that interesting commentary:D

mikezila
01-29-2007, 01:08 AM
TMI:rolleyes:

rendova
01-29-2007, 06:26 AM
LOL, you've got a long way to go before you beat my hubby Bubba's record.

His record is 108 farts in 7 hours.

Yes. we counted.

let1959
01-29-2007, 08:38 AM
Never thought in a million years that I would reply to such a post, but my husband is THE worst stinker. He farted one time that made the cat gag and the dog fall off the bed! No BS, I assure you. And he likes to throw "fart balls"...when he feels one coming on he sticks his hand down the back of his pants and "catches" one and tosses it your way! I swear:eek: :@@:

hclager
01-29-2007, 08:45 AM
:) sounds like a great weekend

Ride4Life
01-29-2007, 09:35 AM
Anybody got a match?

DarkFantasy96
01-29-2007, 09:43 AM
Ugh, beer farts are the worst... lol...

Ride4Life
01-29-2007, 09:58 AM
Ugh, beer farts are the worst... lol...
I'm partial to spaghetti myself....

shortstuff
01-29-2007, 10:48 AM
OMG lol


this is making me laugh so hard, I spit my coffee on the screen.lol

Ride4Life
01-29-2007, 10:58 AM
OMG lol


this is making me laugh so hard, I spit my coffee on the screen.lol
Happy Birthday Shorty:hula::flowers:

shortstuff
01-29-2007, 11:21 AM
Happy Birthday Shorty:hula::flowers:


AWWWWWWWW thank you Larry...hehe