View Full Version : At least he won't die a virgin ...
es347fan
01-27-2007, 04:40 PM
Hospice with a real heart (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247458,00.html)
Thanks to a church-run hospice, one disabled man was granted his dying wish: to lose his virginity.
22-year-old Nick Wallis, who has muscular distrophy had hoped to experience sex before he died. After telling staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford of his wish, they decided to help him, reported London's Daily Telegraph.
Wallis had hoped to form a relationship through which to experience sex, but it just never happened.
"I had hoped to form a relationship when I went to university, but it didn't happen. I had to recognize that if was to experience sex I would have to pay for it out of my savings. My mind was made up before I discussed it with anyone else," Wallis said.
"I found an advert from a sex worker in a magazine for the disabled," Wallis said. "The initial contact was by email and then by phone."
It was arranged for the prostitute to visit Wallis' home while his parents went out.
"It was a decision two years in the making and I discussed it with my carers and my parents. Telling my mother and father was the hardest part, but in the end they gave me their support," Wallis told the Telegraph.
~Sal~
01-27-2007, 04:43 PM
Well that was a surprisingly enlightened response from a religious group. Gives me hope!
Alia5_Endgame
01-27-2007, 05:21 PM
Oh, dear God.
Sparky2
01-27-2007, 05:53 PM
I too am a vegan, and am quite miffed that nobody has offered to send a bevy of hookers to my home to remedy my situation.
(Responding to an off-stage voice) What's that? They said virgin, not vegan?
OK. Never mind.
:(
DarkFantasy96
01-27-2007, 09:59 PM
I too am a vegan, and am quite miffed that nobody has offered to send a bevy of hookers to my home to remedy my situation.
(Responding to an off-stage voice) What's that? They said virgin, not vegan?
OK. Never mind.
:(
:lolhit:
Imagineer
01-27-2007, 11:40 PM
Vegans don't get hookers, just a nice stiff carrot for do it yourself fun.
mikezila
01-27-2007, 11:55 PM
Vegans don't get hookers, just a nice stiff carrot for do it yourself fun.
ouch!
Phyrex
01-28-2007, 12:16 AM
i read about this earlier, funny stuff.
~Sal~
01-28-2007, 09:13 AM
Was that vegan or just vague? :D
WindWip
01-28-2007, 01:24 PM
This is a joke, right?
Alia5_Endgame
01-28-2007, 02:25 PM
This is a joke, right?
The disabled need love, too! :banana:
Freethinker
01-28-2007, 02:30 PM
Well that was a surprisingly enlightened response from a religious group.
True.
I'm amazed.
Bravo for the kid that he got to experience it before he died.
Freethinker
01-28-2007, 02:35 PM
Oh, dear God.
All I Need To Know Is You Treasured Me
And Helped Me Be The Most That I Can Be
And Turned Into The One Last Missing Piece
When It All Comes Down
That's funny how your tagline meshes into this story so well. .
I like to think that maybe what was going through the kid's mind as he finally got to get it on with the lady of the evening was--
""All I Need To Know Is Someone Treasured Me
And Helped Me To Lose My Virginity
And Turned Into The One Last Missing Piece
When She Went Down""
:D :D
Alia5_Endgame
01-28-2007, 02:49 PM
That's funny how your tagline meshes into this story so well. .
I like to think that maybe what was going through the kid's mind as he finally got to get it on with the lady of the evening was--
""All I Need To Know Is Someone Treasured Me
And Helped Me To Lose My Virginity
And Turned Into The One Last Missing Piece
When She Went Down""
:D :D
Well, thanks. Now I changed it.
lol j/k. I didn't change it because of that. However, that was quite funny.
WindWip
01-28-2007, 02:59 PM
Never in a million years did I expect to see a religious group support pre-marital sex. Bravo for them!
EasternBarbie
01-28-2007, 07:27 PM
OMG! Dang, touched to the core! Disabled and Christian. Yeahhhh, looks like htings are looking up for me... hehehehhe.... Sheeeshhh, if I were in his shoes, I wouldn't want a hooker, that's for sure. I may not be a super model but I'm not ugly, that's for sure.
On the other hand, desperate situations call for desperate measures. Funny I have entertained similar thoughts, albeit jokingly.
Nonetheless, BRAVO for braving the odds and going after what he wants.
Frogger
01-28-2007, 07:35 PM
EB, You are still young, With your nice personality I have no doubt you will find a young man who will love you for who you are.
Frogger
01-28-2007, 07:37 PM
Never in a million years did I expect to see a religious group support pre-marital sex. Bravo for them!
Some religious groups don't even seem to support post-marital sex.
EasternBarbie
01-28-2007, 07:49 PM
Some religious groups don't even seem to support post-marital sex.
Too funny, Frogger. But well, if ya mean sex=fun=satisfaction guaranteed (wink), then I guess you're right. I was dumbfounded to hear one 50+-year old woman claim she left her husband of 30 years because, she was sick of being his, ugh, I don't know the English equivalent of the term used but gee, in osme cultures, some wives never even has an orgasm in her entire life! Can you imagine sex being such a chore?
And hey, you are sweet. Thanks for the vote of confidence.