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suncrafter
01-19-2007, 11:52 PM
"Google Your Religion"
http://www.orcmagazine.com/Google_Your_Race/Religion.html
A concise collection of religious stereotypes generated with the help of Google.
Evakian
01-20-2007, 02:43 AM
Atheists are not known to use their children as tools of vengeance.
There goes my plans.
Phyrex
01-20-2007, 08:07 AM
I Googled agnostic, just defenitions mostly.
Freethinker
01-20-2007, 10:52 AM
The most hilarious one I read was--
((Athesists are known for)) ---- ""making absurd claims for which there is no
documentation, or claims for which there is
considerable documentation in the opposite
directions.""
I've heard of projection, but that one takes the cake. ROFLOL.
It is the religionist, NOT the atheist, who makes unsubstantiated claims, or claims (for instance, the claim that somone named "Jesus Christ" existed) for which there is little to no documentation.
Real Sorceror
01-20-2007, 04:00 PM
Pagans are known for:
"It became popular in the 60's as a way for hippies to pretend to be unique and bitch about being "Misunderstood" and "persecuted"."
Lolerz! =D
WindWip
01-20-2007, 04:45 PM
man, that site really laid into christians
Liberal
01-21-2007, 07:18 AM
I decided to check Google your race instead, and I had quite a laugh...
"White people are known for..." (top 15 in Google search results):
crime
their conservative Republican leanings
either being rich or white trash
their racism
valor and graciousness
that suicide shit
that nasty shit
starting wars and killing eachother hehe
being racist in the past to blacks
not talking about race
cutting off their nose to spite their face
having "no rhythm"
stupid shit like that
being serial killers
kicking your arab ass time after time
Liberal
01-21-2007, 07:23 AM
And as for Religion, I would add:
"Christians are known for..." (top 15 in Google's search results):
being trustworthy.
building governments based on fairness and respect for others, and tolerance.
their high level of integrity, their moral character and their scrupulous honesty.
their homophobic views toward anything remotely gay.
their gratitude and thankfulness.
their zeal for missions and, yes, evangelism, they are less well-known as ardent environmentalists.
their taboos towards other religions among non-Christians.
their hatred, not the good and love they claim to practice.
what they are against, not what they are for.
our stand against taking the life of an unborn child.
their uncompromising faith in Jesus Christ, the infusion with the Holy Spirit, the seriousness and reality of living a life with the Living God and the great promise of the Gospel.
their attempts to corrupt the legal system (by installing punitive judges), denying birth control to families in the so called ‘third world', resulting in hungry, unwanted babies (they have been given this power by the Bush administration), speaking with malice against teachers and professors and anyone who questions their doctrines, replacing science with superstitions in the schools, never ending attempts to deny civil rights to certain groups of people, among so many other troublesome things Christians do as they deliberately go out looking for trouble in the hopes of controlling others (one of the symptoms of their illness).
our love.
their love of others and towards God.
their love.
their commitment to the authoritative, inerrant, verbal inspiration of the Scriptures.
Not believing neither doing any of whatever would be good on the statements above this one.
Inviolable
01-22-2007, 08:48 AM
It is the religionist, NOT the atheist, who makes unsubstantiated claims, or claims (for instance, the claim that somone named "Jesus Christ" existed) for which there is little to no documentation.
You should do something about that.
suncrafter
02-23-2007, 04:02 AM
Glad you guys liked it. :)
rendova
02-23-2007, 11:27 AM
I decided to check Google your race instead, and I had quite a laugh...
"White people are known for..." (top 15 in Google search results):
crime
their conservative Republican leanings
either being rich or white trash
their racism
valor and graciousness
that suicide shit
that nasty shit
starting wars and killing eachother hehe
being racist in the past to blacks
not talking about race
cutting off their nose to spite their face
having "no rhythm"
stupid shit like that
being serial killers
kicking your arab ass time after time
I love you too, Liberal.
hclager
02-23-2007, 01:48 PM
worship me:drinktoth
suncrafter
03-18-2007, 07:35 AM
I Googled agnostic, just defenitions mostly.
You need to type is "Agnostics are known for" with quotes and all.
Evakian
03-18-2007, 07:54 AM
I decided to check Google your race instead, and I had quite a laugh...
Let us hope we never met "Liberal," as racists generally are not greeted warmly by me. And funny thing is, this isn't the first time you've made comments like that.
suncrafter
06-14-2007, 08:53 PM
Perhaps I should expand the site to include "liberals", "Democrats", "Hookers" and lots of other groups. What do you think?
500lbguerilla
06-15-2007, 12:01 AM
that suicide shit WTF?
suncrafter
07-05-2007, 07:32 PM
WTF?
I don't understand that one myself.
suncrafter
09-11-2007, 01:08 AM
I was talking about the quote "that suicide shit" above BTW. :)