Sheer Madness at its best :@@:

Asbo call over bedroom intruder

A judge has called on police to take action after a court was unable to prosecute a man who entered a woman's house in Lancashire.

Dean Marie, 40, went into the house in Padiham, put on women's clothing and performed a sex act on the woman's bed, Burnley Crown Court heard on Tuesday.

The prosecution could not prove Mr Marie, of Colne Road, Burnley, had any intention of stealing anything.

Judge Andrew Gilbart said it was "a classic case for an Asbo".


" No-one is happy with this outcome but there is nothing I can do through the criminal courts "

David Pickup
He added: "I expect the police to apply to the magistrates' courts for such an order within a month."

He said the defendant had "intruded appallingly on someone's privacy" but the only power he had was to bind him over for the sum of £100 to be of good behaviour for a year.

Judge Gilbart ruled that a not guilty verdict be entered, saying the offence of burglary needed to show an intent to steal and there was no such evidence in this case.

The court was told Mr Marie broke into the woman's home last July as a trespasser without causing criminal damage. He was said to be carrying a piece of metal piping.

He went into her bedroom and performed a sex act on her bed, also touching some of her personal belongings.

The woman, who was not in at the time, was so distressed she had to move home, she had trouble sleeping and she was concerned for her safety of herself and her eight-year-old son.

David Pickup, for the prosecution, said he could not find an offence for the case to proceed.

"No-one is happy with this outcome but there is nothing I can do through the criminal courts to pursue this matter," he said.



link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/6247315.stm

haha, man, that sucks for her.

haha thats hillariously cruel :) And what is an "asbo"?

haha thats hillariously cruel :) And what is an "asbo"?

I was wondering what an asbo was myself. If I was her, I would burn the bed and get a new one.

In the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland[1] an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (acronym ASBO, pronounced az-bo) is a civil order made against a person who has been shown to have engaged in anti-social behaviour. In the United Kingdom, this is defined as "conduct which caused or was likely to cause alarm, harassment, or distress to one or more persons not of the same household as him or herself and where an ASBO is seen as necessary to protect relevant persons from further anti-social acts by the Defendant". [2] In England and Wales they are issued by Magistrates' Courts, and in Scotland by the Sheriff Courts. The UK government introduced ASBOs by the Crime and Disorder Act 1998.

In the UK, a CRASBO is a "Criminally Related" ASBO.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Social_Behaviour_Order

Don't they have trespassing in England? Criminal damaging (I'd say those sheets are useless to her now)? Seems like they're not trying very hard. Either that or the prosecution botched the case and they're pretending it wasn't their fault.

I think he should be put to death. I mean, seriously, he put on her clothing (if not reason enough right there), violated her personal space, and performed some twisted sex act in HER bed. Hell, I'd give him a choice - either death, or to have his testicles and arms removed and placed in the four corners of London to discourage this kind of behavior. I thought the English were a little tougher than "there is nothing I (the prosecution) can do through the criminal courts to pursue this matter".

Don't they have trespassing in England? Criminal damaging (I'd say those sheets are useless to her now)?

I don't know about the "criminal damaging" since she can surely just wash her sheets (granted, most people would throw the sheets away), but I would think some sort of criminal trespass or illegal entry would be a no-brainer. I would be shocked if England didn't have some laws against such activity.

I don't know about the "criminal damaging" since she can certainly just wash her sheets.
Would you ever sleep in them again?

I am going to the UK!!!

I am going to the UK!!!

:@@:

Forget the sheets guys....I'd get a new bed....

... and new carpeting, paint the room, new locks on everything as well...

... and new carpeting, paint the room, new locks on everything as well...
OKAY!!! So it 'could' be an excuse to renovate...;D but I seriously would never sleep in that bed again...

I know someone who had her Mercedes parked in her driveway warming up before she left for work. Kids took it. When she got it back it was full of fast food wrappers but no damage. She still couldn't drive it. She felt violated...her security space had been infringed on she said. A car would be different for me... but the bedroom...THAT would bug me.

I wasn't making light of the incident in the least .. more reflecting on what would happen in my household should that same thing occur.

well... now i know what to do this weekend

When she got it back it was full of fast food wrappers but no damage. She still couldn't drive it. She felt violated...her security space had been infringed on she said.

Reminds me of something a co-worker told me - when she worked at a Ford dealership it wasn't completely unheard for employees to do it in the new cars. I suppose those of us that have small cars are safe. Well, maybe not, I have a hatchback.

Mmmmm - gotta love that "new car" smell.

....yaaaaaaaawwwn.

Big deal.

The guy went in and masturbated in the bed.

The article pointed out that the guy was not in any way intent on harming the people living there. The perpetrator obviously has some unresolved sexual feelings to sort out, but anyone who couldn't laugh this off and get on with their life has some sort of psychological problem, it seems to me.

The £100 fine and being bound over for good behaviour for a year seems a pretty reasonable punishment.

If it happened to me, i'd likely think --"Welp, now i've got another bizarre and funny story to tell my friends"

If it happened to me, i'd likely think --"Welp, now i've got another bizarre and funny story to tell my friends"
How many do you have like this one?!? :eek:

....yaaaaaaaawwwn.

Big deal.

The guy went in and masturbated in the bed.

The article pointed out that the guy was not in any way intent on harming the people living there. The perpetrator obviously has some unresolved sexual feelings to sort out, but anyone who couldn't laugh this off and get on with their life has some sort of psychological problem, it seems to me.

The £100 fine and being bound over for good behaviour for a year seems a pretty reasonable punishment.

If it happened to me, i'd likely think --"Welp, now i've got another bizarre and funny story to tell my friends"

Where do you live? :banana:

How many do you have like this one?!?

None quite "like" it.

Where do you live? :banana:

Sorry.

You are a bit too fixated on people "eating poop" for me to tell you.

Sorry.

You are a bit too fixated on people "eating poop" for me to tell you.

Well, since you brought it up...

Nice way to take my "quote" out of context... and not put all of the other juvenile, untasteful things said by the other participants in the conversation.. like it was just a normal convo and i just "suddenly" said that. You'd make a great Times writer!

But nonetheless.. i stand by my "eating poop" line.. AND it kinda scares me that you wouldnt mind guys coming into your house and jerking off on your pillow...

AND it kinda scares me that you wouldnt mind guys coming into your house and jerking off on your pillow...
Better his house than yours?

Nice way to take my "quote" out of context...

I was not aware that there was a protocol for reposting what people with fecal fixations had said.

The quote that I give is reprinted exactly as it was written.

If you feel that a bit of "context" would make it slightly less repulsive, i'll review what you wrote with an eye to including more of the conversation.

But not while i'm having my supper.

But nonetheless... i stand by my "eating poop" line.

But of course you do.

What a tremendous sense of pride you must feel.

AND it kinda scares me that you wouldn't mind guys coming into your house and jerking off on your pillow...

Au contraire. I would *mind it*.

But I'd quickly dismiss it --much as I do your preoccupation with talking about the eating of shit-- as the act of a disturbed, pathetic person.

Also, I would not feel any overwhelming compulsion to burn all the bedclothes or to move to a different house.

LMAO i'd definitely get rid of the pillow case...

And hey just because i talked about eating poop doesn't mean i DO it.. LMAO... and your attempt to try to add drama to it by calling me a "disturbed, pathetic person" is a testament to how out of the times you really are... do you know what a sense of humor is? Do you know what telling a joke is? Even if you don't care for toilet humor, at least get the "joke" part.. and know what it is. That is the first step FT, identify...

What do they call someone with a fecal fixation (IOW, a "poop eater")? Oh, that's right...I think they call 'em coprophagous (or fucked in the head (or in most cases, probably both). Decka, that's some sick shit (no pun intended), and you know what's even more disturbing than the concept of eating someone's dung...........

The fact that you brought it up.

"sick shit" LMAO

i would say its not as bad as everyone is making it out to be.. i'm surprised that in today's world ANYTHING is at all shocking... i thought we got out of that phase through reality tv

"sick shit" LMAO

i would say its not as bad as everyone is making it out to be.. i'm surprised that in today's world ANYTHING is at all shocking... i thought we got out of that phase through reality tv
I don't know, Decka - I don't find someone who's afflicted with bestial necrophilia to be anywhere near as disturbing as the individual who dines on shit for pleasure.

Personally, I think both groups should be put to death, but that's JMO.

None of that disturbs me any more. Since many of my fetishes sometimes share websites with other, arguably more disgusting kinks, well, I'm used to it.

I don't know, Decka - I don't find someone who's afflicted with bestial necrophilia to be anywhere near as disturbing as the individual who dines on shit for pleasure.

Personally, I think both groups should be put to death, but that's JMO.
I don't want to see either of the activities, and hope that no one needs to do them. However, killing them due to a rather irrelevant, harmless, and extremely rare behavior seems highly unnecessary.

I find buying prostitutes disturbing, perhaps we should put you to death Prae.

All I can think of in all the above scenarios are the amount of germs and bacteria... icky boo!

However, killing them due to a rather irrelevant, harmless, and extremely rare behavior seems highly unnecessary.
Unnecessary to you, maybe...
I find buying prostitutes disturbing, perhaps we should put you to death Prae.
I've never slept with a prostitute in my life (excluding my ex, that is, who sure knew how to screw me with a visa card, but that's another story entirely).