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Pendragon
01-10-2007, 06:44 AM
Zoo puts humans on display Tue Jan 9, 8:20 AM ET

ADELAIDE, Australia, Jan 9 (Reuters Life!) - An Australian zoo has put a group of humans on display to raise awareness about primate conservation -- with the proviso that they don't get up to any monkey business.

Over a month, the humans will be locked in an unused orang-utan cage at Adelaide zoo, braving the searing heat and snacking on bananas. They will be monitored by a psychologist who hopes to use the findings to improve conditions for real apes in captivity.

Audiences can vote for their favorite "ape" via mobile phone text messages, in the style of reality television shows, and at the end of the month, a "super human" will be selected to represent the zoo.

"They're completely mad," said one visitor to the exhibit, as the humans, who are allowed home at night, played up to the crowds and checked each other for imaginary lice.

"It's not as exciting as the animals actually, they're not really doing very much," another onlooker said, clearly unimpressed by the volunteers' shenanigans.

One of the human apes, Josh Penley, said the experiment was a chance to "get myself out of my comfort zone and to get a week off work."

Participants wear microphones in front of Web cams to allow watchers to hear the action in what has been billed as "Big Brother behind bars."

Dr. Carla Litchfield, who is conducting the experiment, has laid down firm rules for the new apes: no nudity, no rude behavior and no jumping into the enclosure spa.

Zoo vets haven't ruled out using tranquilizer darts if the humans misbehave.

smartmouthwoman
01-10-2007, 08:38 AM
LOL, not sure why... but this story reminds me of one of my all-time fav jokes.

This gorilla escaped from the Dallas Zoo one night and broke into a single lady's house a few blocks away. He proceeded to rape her... repeatedly, all night long. The next morning, the zoo-keepers found him and returned him to his cage. Took the lady to the ER where she was checked out and released, none the worst for wear.

The poor lady, however, just couldn't get over it. She was so traumatized she wouldn't leave her house, answer the phone... nothing.

Finally, one of her girlfriends came over, sat down with her and said, "Now look, Stella. You've got to get over this! Put it behind you! Move on with your life!!"















"I know," Stella sobbed. "But he hasn't written... and he hasn't even called!"

Pendragon
01-10-2007, 05:33 PM
Cute! I can see that being a fav.

~Sal~
01-10-2007, 06:12 PM
Quite the thought...use humans to improve conditions for the apes. Wasn't too long ago, they were experimenting on apes to improve the human condition.

Quite ironic...AND appropriate somehow. ;)

Planet of the Apes anyone? I think they have arrived.