A man and his wife were getting ready for bed when suddenly this burglar broke into their bedroom. Seing them both naked, the burglar sat them in chairs and tied them both together back-to-back. While the burglar was going through their dresser drawers, the man whispers to his wife:

"Honey, this man probably just got out of prison and most likely hasn't had sex in a very long time. Seeing you sitting there naked might get him aroused so if he tries anything, just give him what he wants and maybe he won't hurt us."

The wife says:

"Honey I was about to say the same thing to you. While watching him go through our drawers, I watched him take out a jar a vasoline and he's now staring at your ass with a pretty wide grin on his face right now" :o

:banana: hahaha and sorta ewwwwwwww hehe