Inspired by DarkFantasy, use your devilish wit to seduce the poster above you!

Oooh oooh

Are you wearing space pants? Because that ass it out of this world.

ROFL!

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That's a nice shirt, but it would look better on my floor. Heehee.

Darky, Youre too young for me, but if I give you a dime, would you call me in ten years?

*licks finger and touchs Ride.*

Let's get you outta those wet clothes now, Sugar.

It's been a very difficult day, might I interest you in a massage?

Well ride needs a hug and cuddle does he... hummmmmmm

Ride likes to give rides, and get them in return

Ride your just to hot to handle..hehe

Mr. Ride... my name's Amy Vailable... but you can just call me A-vailable.

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
you got some hip action there boy..

You're much too pretty to be doing that all by yourself. May I lend you a hand?

Why such a gentlemen... I might have to think on that one kind sir.

hi there! may i buy you a drink, or maybe a condo?

Is that Godzilla in your sig, or are you just happy to see me?

"Hi, I'm a judge from America's Top Model. I must say, you've almost passed the trials, I just need to see you in a swimsuit.

Oh, and then there is the bedroom trial. Cheers."

Can I shoot some proton torpedos down your exhaust vent?

I promise to trust my feelings ;)

Well do you use that line on everyone or am I just special?

Is that manual? Can I shift your gears?

you look just like my future ex-wife!

OK mike that one was bad.......:rolleyes:


So are you happy to see me or was that left overs from last night.

I promise to respect you in the morning

It doesnt mean I have to now

Hey sexy my place or yours.

Your wonderfully intoxicating aroma makes my clothes fall off

Hey where you ever wearing clothes I can't remember.

what would you like for breakfast?

Do we have to cook or just skip to dessert?

Hi, my name is Derek. Just FYI so you know what to scream. lmao

or

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I could pull out some real dirty ones but ill leave those on the shelf =\

hehehe LMAO


Well then your country or mine?

Hey baby, wanna go for a ride?

You are just to hot to handle, need a shower?

so?, what are you making for breakfast?

Well a true gentlemen would be making me breakfast, so what are you cooking for the morning in....;)

Well a true gentlemen would be making me breakfast, so what are you cooking for the morning in....;)
you, sunnyside up? or overeasy?

Wanna see my glow-in-the-dark Butterfly collection?

*becons with finger*




I made you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand :D

f...! That was good Windwip - lol

that's gotta be my favorite


Saay, do you know the one major difference between a conversation and sex? No?

How about we go up to my room and chat then

I made you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand :D
That one is positively awesome. I remember telling that to friends when we were young and juvenile and snickered endlessly.

That one is positively awesome. I remember telling that to friends when we were young and juvenile and snickered endlessly.

I'm gonna go have fun using cheesy pickup lines tonight. Say just one and she chuckles and rejects you, give her like 30 in a row and she'd be laughing too hard to tell you to beat it. :thumbs:

Ya! The key to a woman's heart is laughter

I'm gonna go have fun using cheesy pickup lines tonight. Say just one and she chuckles and rejects you, give her like 30 in a row and she'd be laughing too hard to tell you to beat it. :thumbs:

You looking to get lucky?

have you ever seen the inside of a big truck?

That one is positively awesome. I remember telling that to friends when we were young and juvenile and snickered endlessly.
when was that? last week?

have you ever seen the inside of a big truck?

oh god that is so wrong, my sides hurt from laughing

oh god that is so wrong, my sides hurt from laughing
it helps iffn you have a semi with a sleeper:thumbs:

You looking to get lucky?

If I don't have a girlfriend, yup. Sex is a major part of a healthy lifestyle :)

http://www.tantra-sex.com/ummsummer00.html

If I don't have a girlfriend, yup. Sex is a major part of a healthy lifestyle

Wait! So if you have a girlfriend you don't get lucky? LOL.....just striking me funny, I guess. Or having sex with the girlfriend is not "lucky" it's just..you know...lol. Or is it if you have a girl friend you won't have a healthy lifestyle? :p

i can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue:D

i can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue:D
I actually can... Well, sometimes...
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2002/cherryah0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I actually can... Well, sometimes...
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2002/cherryah0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:thumbs:

I can tie it with something else

How about you show me that little trick, hehe

i seem to have forgotten my phone number, may i borrow your's?

Knock Knock.... May I borrow a cup of sugar or your body?

I can tie something else in a knot, and its not a cherry stem

Care to show me those talents?

If I cant dazzle you with brilliance, or baffle you with bullshit,
Then can I just pay you off?

I may be many things but easy and cheap are not any of them..

ever see a brand new $100 bill?;)

ever see a brand new $100 bill?;)

He-he Canadian or American..lol

Money doesn't always talk and bullshit always walks.
Charm and wit work better..:)

ever see a stack of them?

Nope can't buy what I want..Respect and sharing and growing..
Got any of that in stacks, then we can talk.

money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it;)


did i meantion i was willing to share?

Sharing hey...ponders that thought..

Sharing where my place or yours?

Might I suggest a motel?

Might I suggest a motel?

ya cheap bast'ad!

You have dreamy eyes, can I take a closer look?

*stares into your eyes* sorry, i think i just saw the eyes of my children:flowers:

My beaver needs wood. Can you help me out?

i can do that!...i just have to stop and pick up a 6 pack.


bottles, cans, or ribbed?

Ribs, darlin'. We'll make the sauce when you get here.

OMG! i fell out of the bloody chair and hit mah head!:lolhit:

You need a nurse to help you.. One in stilettos and a very short skirt?

OMG! i fell out of the bloody chair and hit mah head!:lolhit:
hahaha *kisses your booboo* ;)

wrong onehttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-102.gif

Depends on what hit first