Well this is a true story about 23 years ago my older brother did some real shity things to me and caused me to lose a woman I cared about A lot. But i wont get into the gory details about that just yet, anyway me being very mad and one too many beers in me i went and pissed in his cologne, the bottle had about 1/16th almost empty i filled it up just above half shook it up and put it back, well heres the thing he never noticed and still whares it to this very day and yes he is still A asshole but ya just cant pick your family, well the other day his girlfriend said she just loves it when he whares that cologne and he is almost out and she was wondering if I knew whare to get some more like it and if I had seen it in the stores, I guess I could go piss in it again and give him another 23 years of my fabulous scent and I realy dont want to tell him we have a hard enough time getting along and if he knew that he was waring my piss before every date for the past 23 years, I dont think that would help matters, and I find i can still laugh about it when I see him all dressed up for the big date I just smile and say wow is that Elsha you have on. Now is that such a bad thing?

Never mind that, where can I get me some of that girl-catching PanzerTruppen Pissmaker cologne??
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Oh my god, that is HILARIOUS. Don't tell him!

Don't breathe a word. When he or she complains that it just isn't the same as the other bottle, invite them to write the company and sternly complain. Maybe he'll get another bottle free. If not, just remind him: "well, things were made better in the old days!"

You should bottle that shit, man!

Urine Smell May Have 'Manly' Attraction

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

By Miranda Hitti

Is there such a thing as a uniquely male smell that attracts females? Yes, and it’s not for sale at the cologne counter.

In fact, it would probably be a dud in the scent industry. Not many men would want to wear it, especially since it would only beckon ladies of the rodent variety.

The distinctive “male” smell was discovered in urine from male mice. It’s produced by a chemical called MTMT (methylio) methanethiol (search). Female mice don’t make MTMT. Neither do castrated male mice, which lack sex hormones. The compound converts easily into an odoriferous gas. Many compounds in the urine are used to signal reproduction and territorial recognition, say the researchers.

A study of MTMT appears in the Feb. 20 advance online edition of the journal Nature. The report comes from researchers including Lawrence Katz, PhD, of Duke University Medical Center.

The study was done on mice, which use odors as a form of social communication, as do many mammals. Obviously, humans behave differently, but smell still sways us in ways we don’t always realize.

rest of article (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,148372,00.html)

I probably wouldn't tell him. Just play dumb and say they probably screwed with the formula or something.

On the vengence scale, I have to admit, that is pretty freaking funny. But cologne lasting 23 years? What he only wears it every other Tuesday or something?

I probably wouldn't tell him. Just play dumb and say they probably screwed with the formula or something.

On the vengence scale, I have to admit, that is pretty freaking funny. But cologne lasting 23 years? What he only wears it every other Tuesday or something?
less then that, only when he has a date and thats not to often

Eau de Urine cologne...what's next, chocolate cake?