This story is just too weird. I hope someone in the military is suitably embarrassed.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/dead.letters.ap/index.html

Wow, that is so fucked up.

Hundreds of dead people voted in Illinois in the last election, why shouldn't they be offered the chance to serve their country as well?

This is actually a premature leak of the governments brand-spanking new zombie re-animating machine! Dead soldiers get a new lease on life!

Things have gotten worse for the military. Right after 9/11 I wanted to go back in & the only thing that stopped me was being over 50. Maybe I should try again.

Hundreds of dead people voted in Illinois in the last election, why shouldn't they be offered the chance to serve their country as well?

I was going to say as much, dammit.