Guy sitting at the bar minding his own business,
this bully boy walks past,gives him a karate chop,
says, ''This is a karate chop from Korea''.
Ten minutes later,the bully boy walks past again,
whack,gives him a judo chop,
says, ''This is a judo chop from Japan''.
The guy sitting at the bar picks himself up and leaves,
5 minutes later hes back, walks up to the bully,
whack, says to the barman, when he wakes up tell him
''That was a crowbar from home depot''.