Hi all,

Glad to be here and hope to make some good friends here. If someone could give me a list of all the mental people and ranters to avoid it would save me a lot of time. Also, if anyone wants to have a look at our UK site for non-mentals see link under my siggy. We would like to see some normal people there, even if they don't understand the humour ;)

Happy New Year btw!

Could someone please point me in the direction of the bar...

Welcome to Alforums SP, you'll find that there are few people here you'll want to avoid entirely, and the choice will be yours...Cheers! :drinktoth:

Welcome, stoat professor.

I'm only mildly mental, and I rarely rant, so I think we can become fast friends.

If you'll supply the fish and chips, I'll bring the Kentucky bourbon and the malt vinegar.

Cheers, and Happy New Year,
Sparq

Well I pride myself on being mental. It's so much more fun. You sound like fun so perhaps you too are mental? :D I hope you will do more than just post once and flee.

Catch ya around the boards perhaps. Put on your wellies and nose piece and wade in.

So like, now I'm wondering if he IS stoat or if he drinks stoat or if he is stoat BECAUSE he drinks stoat??????????????

Hmmmm.......

Yes, Sal is mad.

I'm not very mental either.....last time I checked.

Welcome to Allforums!

Sounds like you, me and even sparky are gonna get along just fine.