You think Oedipus had a problem?
Think about this one: Adam was Eve's mother!

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't
have to hear about all the men she could have
married, and she didn't have to hear about the
way his mother cooked.

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At Sunday School they were teaching how God
created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when
they told him how Eve was created out of one of
Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother
noticed him lying down as though he were ill,
and said, Johnny what is the matter?
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife!"

LOL.