How many words would it take to describe this photo:eek:
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5853/awtfmw6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:D

I don't get it...:(

Three bullies are forcing a woman to stare at ? and pouring milk over her???

I have to agree with you, Sal...what's supposed to be happening here? Ok, to the original poster, I give :confused:

I don't get it...:(

Three bullies are forcing a woman to stare at ? and pouring milk over her???

How do you know it's milk? ;-)

Maybe its a pet alien trained to lick young women covered in milk..........................Im just going to go and think about that statement for awhile.

It would only take three words: What The Hell?!

How do you know it's milk? ;-)
Trust me, I stared at it for a looooong time considering other liquids.. ;) I am not entirely sure of what the glass contains.

Oh Sal,your spoiling my dream.

Oh Sal,your spoiling my dream.
Wet dreams are messy bud! :D

I stand up in my wellys.
PS. How do you know.

Reason I asked is because someone e-mailed this photo to me, and asked me the same question. "What do I think is taking place here?" I sat and stared at it for a very long time, and even to this very moment, could not figure out for the life of me what the situation is. I e-mailed him back asking where he got it from, and he says that he got it from another forum. I myself am at a total loss of discriptive words,and thought I'd toss it your way to see what you all could make of it.

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It looks like some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The background looks like a college dorm bathroom.

How many words would it take to describe this photo:eek:
Three.

What. The. F***.

I have no fucking idea! Almost seems dirty, and is definately very disturbing.

I don't know, but I think three people are going to be spending their Christmas in the slammer. Hope they're not put in with some psycho looking for new boyfriends, dammit.

Hope they're not put in with some psycho looking for new boyfriends, dammit. Hope they are! :D

tha heck haha

Looks like someone is producing a grade B, soft porn, horror flick.

Looks like someone is producing a grade B, soft porn, horror flick.
Well they need better looking leading men... blubbery..icky!

Luisa: “Ima notta gonna clean up thatta upstairsa bathrooma today!”

Fat Ralph: “Woman, you’re going to clean this entire house today, the upstairs bathroom included!”

Luisa: “No no. There’sa scary gremlin ora something in there-a. Imma no go inna there!!”

Tubs: “You listen to my brother, you insubordinate, willful Italian maid. Or else we’ll have your Green Card pulled, and you’ll be back on the streets of Civitavecchia faster than you can say, ‘lasagna’.”

Luisa: “Okey dokey thena. Butta please donna make me goa there alone-a. Can I bringa Tony the gardener witha me mebbe?”

Fat Ralph: “Whatever. Just get up there and start scrubbing the tiles, you hear me?”

Luisa: “Okey-a.” She headed upstairs with Tony the gardener in tow.

Tony: “What’s this about a gremlin, Luisa?”

Luisa: “You’lla see. Justa follow me-a, and bea ready, hokey?”
The maid paused briefly at the top of the stairs to unbutton her maid’s uniform, and to shimmy out of the confining material. The uniform dropped to the floor, leaving Luisa clad in only a tiny pink sports bra and a pair of sturdy Italian briefs.

Tony felt a stirring in his loins, and his nostrils flared visibly. “Luisa, I am more ready that you know.” He leaned in close to her, and the scent of the chewing gum on her breath assailed his senses. “Spearmint,” he thought to himself.

Luisa: “Getta offa me, Tony!” she exclaimed. “I’ma only dressinga-down so I donna mess-uppa my uniforma. I donna know what’sa gonna happen with thatta Gremlin in there-a!”

Tony: “This is ridiculous” He opened the door to the upstairs bathroom and strolled in nonchalantly. “See? No gremlins here.”

Luisa: “Whatta ‘bout in thatta closet over there-a?”

Tony: (opening closet door) “Nope, no Gr…. What the F-f-fuuu….???”

Gremlin: “GGRROWWW!!!”

Tony: “HOLY CRAP!!”

Luisa: “SEE? I tolda you!”

The gremlin sprang out of the closet, and swiftly attacked the terrified Italian maid. In one lightning-fast move, he leaped onto her, and bit her cruelly on the forehead.

Luisa: “AAAaagghh-a!!”

Tony: “You little son of a bitch!” He grappled briefly with the gremlin, and in short order had the terrible, naked animal under control. “Fat Ralph!! Tubs!! Get up here right away, and bring a glass of buttermilk!!”

A minute later, Ralph and Tubs arrived on the scene.

Fat Ralph: “What the f*@%??”

Tony: “Don’t ask any questions, just do as I say! Ralph, you take off your shirt, and hold Luisa steady. Tubs, when I say go, you pour that glass of buttermilk on Luisa’s head. Got it??”

Luisa: “EEeeeaaagghhh-a!!” She had become erratic and was screeching in an unintelligible fashion.

Tubs: “I don’t get it. What’s going on, and why should I pour this buttermilk on the maid?”

Tony: (wrestling with the angry gremlin) “Listen! This naked beast bit Luisa on the forehead. He is of the Alopex lagopus Horriblus variety of gremlin. His saliva is invasive and malignant. We have just scant moments to apply the only known antidote to that bite on Luisa’s head, or she will become an insane, slobbering gremlin herself!!”

Fat Ralph: “I get it. Kind of like a werewolf. Once bitten, you become a werewolf yourself.”

Tony: “Exactly!! Only in this case, it’s a bathroom-dwelling gremlin. Now, do as I say! Ralph, hold her steady, and Tubs, you pour that buttermilk on her.”

Gremlin: “Ggrrowww!!”

Fat Ralph complied with Tony’s request, and quickly wrestled Luisa into submission. Tubs began pouring the frothy, off-white liquid onto the maids head, and unleashed a primal scream.
Tubs: “Aaaaaagggghhh!!”

Luisa: “Aaaeerrrgghh-a!!”

In short order, the buttermilk began to work, and the maid gently swooned into a crumbled, submissive heap on the bathroom floor.

The eldest brother grabbed the naked, furry gremlin up in his powerful grasp, and shook him firmly.
Fat Ralph: “Okay, enough of your nonsense, Mr. Gremlin. You and me and Tubs are going to take a drive over to the County Animal Control Office. Let’s go, Tubs!!”

Tubs: “I’m with you, Ralph. Here, let me get your shirt for you.”
The brothers departed the bathroom with the writhing beast firmly in hand.

Tony sank to the bathroom floor and folded the maid into his arms.

Luisa: (coming to) “Wha… whatta happened-a?”

The handsome gardener kissed her on the forehead, and rocked her gently.
Tony: “You were right about the gremlin, Luisa. He was one nasty bugger. He attacked you, and almost made you into a gremlin too. But me and Ralph and Tubs got the better of him. You’re going to be OK now.”

Luisa: “So, I’ma halfa naked because of the gremlin-a, and this sticky, off-white stuff alla over me-a isa just buttermilk-a? Thatsa relief-a!! I thoughta something else-a wassa going on-a!”

Tony: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa!! I love you Luisa, will you marry me?”

Luisa: “Ha ha ha!! Yessa, Tony. I love-a you too-a. Anda technically you-a have to marry me-a now-a. You’ve seen me inna my underwear-a!!”

Tony: “Ha ha ha ha HAA!!”

Luisa: ”Ha ha ha ha-a!!”

;) :banana: :@@: :D :smile2:

That was 835 words.
:rolleyes:

Spark my old bud, me biginna to think your fucken nutsa.

Grazie, Paul-a.
:corn:

http://www.motorcities.com/media/image/640/00H1A032201862A/1970-AMC-Gremlin-white-A-640.jpeg --a

Now that is an ugly-ass Gremlin!!
:eek:

Now that is an ugly-ass Gremlin!!
:eek:
I always thought that Gremlins were cute. Same with the Dodge Omni. Am I just weird?

Have we got a pic of a dodge omni, please.

Yes, Borg, you're weird. ;)

http://www.xmission.com/~dempsey/shelby/glht_red.jpgOmni - a

Thanks, I see what he means.
Ive seen something similar in Europe, have to think what tho.

Gremlins could be had with a few different straight 6 cylinder motors or a small block V8, rear wheel drive. The Omni was offered with 4 cylinder motors, one with a turbocharger, and was front wheel drive. Equipped properly, either one could be surprisingly fast, and the Gremlins, like other AMC (American Motors Corp) from that time were pretty reliable. The Omni, like other Chrysler products - then & now - suffered from quality control and reliability problems. AMC was taken over by Chrysler and the only surviving product from that company is the Jeep.

Thanks, I see what he means.
Ive seen something similar in Europe, have to think what tho.

Think VW Golf ... quite similar in appearance.

Here it is.

The Golf GTI, is one of the most popular cars in Europe, very nippy.

I have to admit, I have one of these at the minute,
1.7 Turbo Diesel.
Sorry haha.

I have to admit, I have one of these at the minute,
1.7 Turbo Diesel.
Sorry haha.

So is that what you were driving during the trouser incident?:comphit:

Here it is.

I'd forgotten that Talbot was Chrysler. The Omni does resemble the Golfs from about the same time frame.

So is that what you were driving during the trouser incident?:comphit:
Please Sal.

I'd forgotten that Talbot was Chrysler. The Omni does resemble the Golfs from about the same time frame.
I wasnt aware the two were connected. Talbot did make one good car if I remember, looking for it on da net now.

ZZZZZZZZZ. Then again, maybe they didnt.

Luisa: “Ima notta gonna clean up thatta upstairsa bathrooma today!”

Fat Ralph: “Woman, you’re going to clean this entire house today, the upstairs bathroom included!”

Luisa: “No no. There’sa scary gremlin ora something in there-a. Imma no go inna there!!”



OMG. I just went back and read that. You are one sick man sparky2!!
:D

I always thought that Gremlins were cute. Same with the Dodge Omni. Am I just weird?

Too bad you didn't grow up in my hometown, where both of those things were built at one time or another. If you also like Renault Encores then you'd be 3 for 3. Actually, when you get back to school take a 50 mile drive north and bask in the glory.

Gremlins could be had with a few different straight 6 cylinder motors or a small block V8, rear wheel drive. The Omni was offered with 4 cylinder motors, one with a turbocharger, and was front wheel drive. Equipped properly, either one could be surprisingly fast, and the Gremlins, like other AMC (American Motors Corp) from that time were pretty reliable. The Omni, like other Chrysler products - then & now - suffered from quality control and reliability problems. AMC was taken over by Chrysler and the only surviving product from that company is the Jeep.
Chryslers sure do have a reliabilty problem...the clutch on my '94 Dodge Shadow fell apart after only 230k miles.

Chryslers sure do have a reliabilty problem...the clutch on my '94 Dodge Shadow fell apart after only 230k miles.
Your saying that as if it should have lasted longer.

it would have if i wouldn't have let my cousin drive it....she was driving it when it went, then wrecked the car 2 months later.

(don't worry Frogger-she was sober)

A clutch should only last about 70,000 miles. Whats that about 100,000 k.
Especially those crappy automatics you yanks drive.

My first car was a second hand Dodge Omni.

My first car was a second hand Dodge Omni.

My parents had an Omni - tan with fake wood on the sides. It was the only compact car they could find during the gas crunch. It was also a massive POS. My girlfriend in college had one too - it started on fire.

A clutch should only last about 70,000 miles. Whats that about 100,000 k.
Especially those crappy automatics you yanks drive.
it depends on how badly you abuse it...and if you take the car out of gear at stoplights-like you're suppose to.

My parents had an Omni - tan with fake wood on the sides. It was the only compact car they could find during the gas crunch. It was also a massive POS. My girlfriend in college had one too - it started on fire. Sheesh... that is bad. :D
I didn't keep mind long. Mine was gold in colour. In retrospect I should have put more money into it to keep it going. I didn't pay much for it and it would have likely given me another 100,000 K. Instead I bought a new cheap car and ended up paying double what it was worth in repair bills. Ah, hindsight is 20/20.