... Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions ...

1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex.

2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

3. You've got no chance of me calling you.

4. No, I won't be gentle.

5. Of course you have to swallow.

6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.

7. I hate your friends.

8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking
to you after tonight.

9. I'd rather watch a porno.

10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to screw it.

:joker:

:smash: That's very funny! And true sometimes, too.:what:

LOLLLLL.....number 5 is funny

LoL, borderline there my friend. Almost too much info

which friend...you have lots of friends...youre a popular guy Chris coughcoughKARMAcoughcough ;)

Referring to the top 10 things to say to females,

cough cough 5 dollars cough cough :)

5 dollars for some freakin karma?!! lol.....riiiiiiiight

i've had the same 4 green things for months now.... ::sniffle:: no one likes me enough to give me some karma :( ::bawling::

Well considering that the forums have only been up since January 20 and the date, makes it almost 3 months, I will do it for an incrediable price of 100 dollars for 1000 karma points added to your profile, need I tell you about the 500 dolar Administrator fee, its not cheap just to get the Admin title around here ;)