What are some of the worst pick up lines you've heard and/or actually used. Did they work or not?

Go up to a girl and act like you're looking for something on her. When she asks what you're doing you say, "I'm looking for where it says 'Made In Heaven.'"

No, I have NOT used that and don't ever plan to.

"Good news! The test results are negative!"

Or-
"Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature."

Or--
"My, my, the circus is in town."

Rendova, I almost fell on the floor laughing when I read your test result line. That's fuckin hilarious. It'd be funnier if someone actually used it.

"You must be muslim, cause you're the bomb"

Or, "Do you like chocolate?" whether her answer is yes or no... "me too. Let's fuck"
That one was made famous by my buddy. We watched him get slapped, kicked in the nuts, etc... countless times. Of course we laughed our asses off.

"What's your sign?"

"Take off your pants or I'm giving you a hatchet wound to the face."

There was this guy in college named Bob. He coulnd't hold his liquer, so obviously we took him out with us whenever possible for comic relief. One night after he was seriously soused, he began to go on and on about this blonde at the bar with her friends.

We convinced him to go talk to her. . . when asked what he should say . . . I advised that women like that want a man that can make her smile. So I came up with a suitable line, which he actually went up and used.

"Hi my name is Bob, want to suck on my knob?" After he picked himself off the floor from a seriously wicked slap. She then kicked him in the jewels. I thought I was going to piss myself laughing so hard. :banana:

"Hey, baby...ever see the inside of a big truck?"

surprisingly effective;)

A friend of mine and I invented a line that worked once in a while. Like all lines it works only when the recipient wants it to. We would approach a pair of women and tell them, "We escaped from the future in a stolen time machine, and the time police are after us. We really need a place to hide out for the weekend."

"How about becoming my future ex-wife?"
The most honest and straightfoward one I've heard was by a drunken soldier and it almost worked. "How many drinks do I have to buy you before I become good looking enough to go home with?