Paddy was driving home drunk as a skunk.
Suddenly he had to swerve 2 avoid a tree,
then another tree.A cop car pulls him over
as he swerves all over the road.Paddy tells the cop
about the trees in the road.The cop says,
''for fucksake Paddy,thats your air freshner.

Funny, I've heard it several times. Still funny though.

That's the first time I've heard this one. Hilarious!