You know the way ,when you start one of these your supposed to give a brief description of it, well just go straight to the link,thanks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm?is

Gives a whole new meaning to that "One little, two little, three little indians" rhyme, doesn't it?

wow..... so now there are smaller ones? hmm... i never would've guessed that this would be about condoms. hah. quite fun to read while at work though. :)

SMW,Shit, why didnt I think of that one,haha.

LOL, I've got a bad joke to go along with the bad rhyme... (hope it translates)

Know why Indian women have those spots on their forehead?








So when their husbands bring them to America, they scratch off the spot and see whether they've won a convenience store, a taxicab or a motel!

No,
Why do Indian women have those spots on their forehead.

Go back to question and scroll down, Paul... I was tricky.

Good one.
And theres me thought Indian men were trained to fire just below the target,if you get my drift.

The dots are for push starters, the turbans for pull starters.

As long as ya dont rub em up the wrong way

Oh man, you guys are giving me way too much material!! I have a lot of these folks here at the university where I work, and now I'll think about these comments every time I see one!

but it'll make talking/seeing them a lot more entertaining!

but it'll make talking/seeing them a lot more entertaining!

Yes, it definitely will! ;)

Ain't the size!!!!! When are you guys going to understand that being hung like a horse with an equal IQ is meaningless to us women?????????????

When are you going to understand that foreplay means taking out the garbage OR having the dinner started.

No wonder you don't get enough sex!

P.S welcome back Paul... thought ya had abandoned us!

Okay, so it's not entirely about the size. But, if you're too small to use a regular condom, lemme tell ya buddy, it becomes all about the size. :D

Ain't the size!!!!! When are you guys going to understand that being hung like a horse with an equal IQ is meaningless to us women?????????????
That depends on the woman, Sal.

See my post above. :-P

That depends on the woman, Sal.
True Ev...oh so true.... :( But women should only count the number of times a guy can make them come...not the inches. Alas some women have no standards...:D

Okay, so it's not entirely about the size. But, if you're too small to use a regular condom, lemme tell ya buddy, it becomes all about the size. :D

A tongue's much smaller than a penis and it can do wonders and you know it girl... so quit misleading them. ;)

Oh if I had a choice between a penis and a tongue, I definitely wouldn't choose the tongue. Much less satisfying for me, if you know what I mean.

P.S welcome back Paul... thought ya had abandoned us!
Not yet babe

Not yet babe

Good thing...we missed ya!:slap:

You hitting on me.

I think she is, paul. :thumbs:

You hitting on me.
Baaaaaaaaaha.... see why I missed ya!!!!!!!!:corn:

What the hell is going on? Tongues? Flirting?

Hahaha... You don't want to be in this thread Evak.

Its nothing Evak, these two women are flirting with me,but Im playing hard to get.

:lolhit: Don't flatter yourself buddy.

Its ok DF, last time I had a 21yo, I was 22,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:lolhit: I'm a bit younger than 21...

Oh shit, now your teasing me haha,
well off to bed soon guys, its coming up to 1am here, and us old fellas,ya know.

Hey Paul, that's serious jailbait your flirting with there. 16 will get you 20 - remember that.

Hey Paul, that's serious jailbait your flirting with there. 16 will get you 20 - remember that.
Not in Ireland.

Not where I live either... I'm legal in MD. I think they should switch the age of consent and the drinking age.... it's a lot easier to have underage sex than it is to buy alcohol. :lolhit:

I couldnt afford to be a sugar daddy anyway.

It sure is great to be lectured on sex by a sixteen year old.

Sorry, DarkFantasy but what you know about sex could fit into a thimble and still have enough room to rattle around like a B.B. in a boxcar.

When you try to sound all worldly you simply sound a bit silly. It is also obvious that despite your attempts to come across as worldly you have never been with someone who knows how to really speak the language of love, a true cunning linguist.

Sal knows where it is at, foreplay and a willingness to satisfy in more than one way.

Frogger ever since you came back from your trip youve been very formal.

I detect a note of sarcasm, Paul.;)

I like DarkFantasy. I think she adds a lot to the site. I don't, however, think she is experienced enough in sex to be posting as she does. She makes herself seem slutty and I don't think that is what she wants to do. I think she wants to make herself seem worldly but it doesn't always come across that way.

She is intelligent, pretty, witty, and according to Borg a great person. That should be what she emphasises, not some of the stuff she does.

No,no sarcasm Frogger,Im not talking about this thread in particular,I was offline awhile myself,you just seem 'different',cant put my finger on it.

I'm not really Frogger. I am BizzaroFrogger. I have taken over Frogger's mind and body and am now in almost total control. Even Frogger's family does not know of my existence. Of course the true Frogger is fighting me and every once in awhile he manages to break my control.


Now that you know this I will have to come to Ireland and kill you.

Well wait til the summer, its cold and miserable here at the minute.

I don't think I am more formal. I am just less willing to put up with bullshit. OD and his thread on Jane Fonda really set me off. I have no patience with callow youth who think they know more than everyone else and that is what I have found here lately. It is not only OD. He just happens to be the most blatant example of it.

Yea I noticed you took the Jane bit bad,I dont remember the incident in question personally.
I do remember watching Vietnam on the news,while there was gun battles outside my house,it seemed a bit strange at the time.

I'm an army veteran, Paul. I will never forget or forgive what Jane Fonda did. When some little pissant like Overdose comes around saying the U.S. was evil and the North Vietnames were good I want to throttle him. I honestly think that had he been in front of me I would have bitch slapped him, that's how angry I was with him.

There can be differences of opinion about the Viet Nam War but don't ever tell me we were evil and they were good.

You wouldnt be old enough to have served in S.Asia.

Actually, I was too old to serve in Viet Nam. When I was in Kennedy was President and we were only beginning to increase the number of troops there.

Well theres a compliment old man.I sometimes wonder how the Vietnam vets feel about all the trade deals and visits to Vietnam lately,especially seeing that the regime there is still the same one they fought and died fighting.