Forgive me for the crass nature of this joke, but god it's funny.


Why are pap smears called a pap smears?

Because women wouldn't get them if you call them what they really was.

cunt scrapes!



Ohh and here's another one.


Two muffins are bakin in an oven.

One muffin looks at the other and says "Christ it's hot in here"

The other muffin looks back and screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

;)

I liked the second. Crazy, but good.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside!

12 men and one woman are climbing up a mountain with only a rope to support them. Suddenly a massive storm swells up and it becomes apparent that one of the group must let go. Men being men, they are too scared to lose their lives so it is up to the woman. She says 'OK I'm willing to sacrifice myself as long as you 12 men are safe and that you will live. Please remember when you survive.'
Overwhelmed by this brave speech the men applaud.

nice ones... i liked the cunt scrape.

speaking of medicated...what one are you on?