Mopoloton
07-22-2003, 01:56 AM
You may have already heard this one.
A guy walks into a bar holding a huge bag. The bartender asks, “Hey, what’s in the bag?”
“Do you really want to know?” The man asks.
“Sure.” Says the bartender.
“OK,” the man said “but don’t be shocked.”
First, the man reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano, much too small for anyone to play, and sets it on the bar. He then lays the huge bag on the bar and holds it open. To the bartender’s surprise, a six-inch tall man comes walking out of the bag, sits in front of the piano, and begins to play.
“Where the hell did you get that?” Asked the bartender.
“I’ll show you.” The man says, and reaches into the bag again.
He pulls out a magic lamp and tells the bartender that if he rubes it, an old genie will appear and grant him any wish he wants.
Well, the bartender decides to give it a try. He rubes the lamp and, sure enough, a very old genie appears and asks him what his wish is.
The bartender thinks for a minuet and then says, “I want a million bucks!”
The genie raises his hands and almost immediately the entire bar is filled with a million DUCKS!
The bartender is furious. He asks, “What the hell is wrong with this genie?! Is he hard of hearing or something?”
The man then jumps up and points to the little man playing the piano and says, “Of course he’s hard of hearing! You think I wished for a six-inch ‘pianist’!?!”
A guy walks into a bar holding a huge bag. The bartender asks, “Hey, what’s in the bag?”
“Do you really want to know?” The man asks.
“Sure.” Says the bartender.
“OK,” the man said “but don’t be shocked.”
First, the man reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano, much too small for anyone to play, and sets it on the bar. He then lays the huge bag on the bar and holds it open. To the bartender’s surprise, a six-inch tall man comes walking out of the bag, sits in front of the piano, and begins to play.
“Where the hell did you get that?” Asked the bartender.
“I’ll show you.” The man says, and reaches into the bag again.
He pulls out a magic lamp and tells the bartender that if he rubes it, an old genie will appear and grant him any wish he wants.
Well, the bartender decides to give it a try. He rubes the lamp and, sure enough, a very old genie appears and asks him what his wish is.
The bartender thinks for a minuet and then says, “I want a million bucks!”
The genie raises his hands and almost immediately the entire bar is filled with a million DUCKS!
The bartender is furious. He asks, “What the hell is wrong with this genie?! Is he hard of hearing or something?”
The man then jumps up and points to the little man playing the piano and says, “Of course he’s hard of hearing! You think I wished for a six-inch ‘pianist’!?!”