View Full Version : Apocalypto, by Mel Gibson
Sparky2
12-10-2006, 04:58 PM
My bride and I went and saw this film today.
Violent, historically-accurate, and brilliant.
Good GOD, was it brutal and bloody though.
Do NOT bring your date to this movie.
It is not a chick flick.
(Unless your chick is Lizzie freaking Borden.)
:bombout:
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 05:03 PM
Mel seems to love his brutality. He probably thought Mortal Kombat needed more blood in it.
Evakian
12-10-2006, 05:06 PM
I enjoyed it.
Especially the scene where the guy eats the tapir testicles raw.
Sparky2
12-10-2006, 05:07 PM
Well.
In all fairness to the tapir, he did barf them back up.
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 05:12 PM
Oh man, I so want to see this... In my opinion, there are several things that can make a movie really good. These include: blood, gore, explosions, guns, fast cars, hot girls, etc.
Mmm, violence...
ImmerEssen
12-10-2006, 05:50 PM
I thought maybe Mel Gibson needed for Passion of the Christ to be violent for some reason that I couldn't fathom. But this movie had way too much gratuitous violence. I almost left the theater today, but my friends convinced me to stay. The ending was better than the violence in the middle, i'll say that. Still, I have to wonder about Mel, and why he needs all this blood and gore.:(
Evakian
12-10-2006, 05:53 PM
I thought maybe Mel Gibson needed for Passion of the Christ to be violent for some reason that I couldn't fathom. But this movie had way too much gratuitous violence. I almost left the theater today, but my friends convinced me to stay. The ending was better than the violence in the middle, i'll say that. Still, I have to wonder about Mel, and why he needs all this blood and gore.:(
Typical female. Why can't you be like DarkFantasy?
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 05:56 PM
Why can't all women be like DarkFantasy?
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:02 PM
:D I feel loved... thanks guys, just what I needed during today's mood.
ImmerEssen
12-10-2006, 06:03 PM
Why can't all women be like DarkFantasy?
16, possessing of amazing breasts, in a committed relationship, and unavailable?
:rolleyes:
You really like to torture youself, napster. Oh well, to each their own.
I think I'm closer to Atlanta tho.
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:03 PM
They can't appreciate my taste in movies because of my age and relationship status? Hm.
Oh and I wouldn't call them amazing... But thank you. :)
ImmerEssen
12-10-2006, 06:06 PM
I'd kill for breasts like yours.
Mine are the stuff of smoke and mirrors, unfortunately. My uncle Eddie has a nicer rack than me. :(
BorgHunter
12-10-2006, 06:08 PM
Vis-a-vis DarkFantasy's breasts: ImmerEssen is spot-on. :)
ImmerEssen
12-10-2006, 06:11 PM
You have an unfair advantage. You've seen them uncovered. :woohoo:
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:13 PM
Hah. I think they look better with the nice padded, underwired bra on them... But my boyfriend seems to disagree. Hmmm I wonder why. ;)
Sparky2
12-10-2006, 06:14 PM
Dang.
I post a legitimate message about a film made by a serious film-maker, go away for an hour or two, and things have degenerated to point where we are talking about TITTIES??
I like it. Please carry on.
:thumbs:
Evakian
12-10-2006, 06:16 PM
http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/apocalypto.gif
That's DarkFantasy flashing the crowd.
Evakian
12-10-2006, 06:17 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/02/Melinapocalypto.jpg/800px-Melinapocalypto.jpg
Sparky is on the left. Immer Essen on the right.
Sparky2
12-10-2006, 06:19 PM
Damn it.
Please respect my privacy, will you??
:eek: :mad: :rolleyes:
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:20 PM
:lolhit: WOW.
ImmerEssen
12-10-2006, 06:27 PM
That's cold. Theyre not that small.
:(
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 06:32 PM
I think I'm closer to Atlanta tho.
Sorry, ImmerEssen, you're going to have to wait until I get over my fascination with tig-ole bitties before we even have a chance of hooking up.
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:34 PM
Do men ever get over that? And what is with men and milk?? My mom especially seems to attract men who drink milk all the time...
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 06:35 PM
I'm not so sure they do. Big ole boobies look amazing when you're screwing hard and you can watch them jiggle around.
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:36 PM
True, true... They're fun to play with, too. I am not immune to the obsession with boobs. I'm just lucky that I have a pair of my own to entertain me :)
Evakian
12-10-2006, 06:39 PM
Erm...Apocalypto?
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 06:40 PM
Breast implants are the greatest invention ever.
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:41 PM
Well, fake breasts look nice, but they feel fake.
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 06:41 PM
Oh yeah, the main character had some nice jugs, or so I saw in the previews...
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 06:42 PM
Not if you hang them right. Buy a fifty dollar boob job and your boobs will feel like fifty bucks.
BorgHunter
12-10-2006, 06:44 PM
Well, fake breasts look nice, but they feel fake.
I don't even think they look nice, at least not uncovered. They look ugly. In a shirt, I suppose they look good.
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:46 PM
I think most of them look just fine.
Evakian
12-10-2006, 06:47 PM
I don't even think they look nice, at least not uncovered. They look ugly. In a shirt, I suppose they look good.
"Hey there, Sugar Tits."
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 06:49 PM
I was in tit heaven last night. I went to a little private gathering with Dio Seijuro yesterday and I was up to my eyeballs in luscious cleavage.
DarkFantasy96
12-10-2006, 06:50 PM
Mmm, luscious cleavage... I mean, I don't stand in front of the mirror naked and admire them;)
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 06:51 PM
It would be a crime not to.
BorgHunter
12-10-2006, 07:05 PM
It would be a crime not to.
Indeed.
ImmerEssen
12-10-2006, 07:39 PM
Sorry, ImmerEssen, you're going to have to wait until I get over my fascination with tig-ole bitties before we even have a chance of hooking up.
Oh my goodness.
Did you think I was serious about being closer to Atlanta and you, and wanted to hook up? My apologies napster. I was just trying to be funny. If I wanted to hook up with somebody who loved himself more than life itself, and needed somebody to pretend to pay attention to me, the whole while watching big titties on the dvd player, I would just go back to my ex boyfriend.
Please go back to whatever it was that you were doing in front of the mirror. I'm really not interested.
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 08:03 PM
Did you think I was serious about being closer to Atlanta and you, and wanted to hook up? My apologies napster. I was just trying to be funny.
As was I. Get off your high horse.
Napsterbater
12-10-2006, 08:06 PM
I would never turn down free sex from a hot chick. That is, assuming you're hot, which as of yet remains to be seen.
chubachuchu
03-07-2007, 10:23 PM
"This film took an already exhausted plot line; hero is wronged, hero fights back, hero wins - placed it in the South American jungles and surrounded it with foreign, exotic characters and beautiful scenery and called itself different.I rate the films on a 10 point scale and gave it a 6 out of 10 stars. The cinematography and directing was great but to me a film is supposed to tell a story and this story was just told too many times. Mel Gibson gave all his best to made this Apocalypto film worthy and excellent one..
But, I do believe the talent of Nick Love of being best director too..As I preview all his films being made all are worthy and with impression and goal...
can't wait to watch his next film made on the big screen
Outlaw is the most awaited film of him as he based the screenpaly on the newspaper,anecdotes and facts..
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:x0iED2btR2ZhzM:http://www.compleatseanbean.com/outlaw/outlaw-3.jpg
Wanderer
03-14-2007, 04:24 PM
This is one terrific movie, perhaps the most impactful I've ever seen. Masterpiece
chubachuchu
03-14-2007, 08:54 PM
Definitely, I just gave the Mel Gibson's film as an accurate film..
I heard from the rumours that there is another horror film titled Waz...anyone heard about this? your reply is a big help...:)