Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have.

I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse as well.

I tried getting the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all the stains came out!

They came out so well, if fact, the police's DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again for a great product.

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,
A Happy Customer