es347fan
07-07-2003, 02:12 PM
The judge asked the defendant to please stand. "You are
charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the gallery, a man shouts, "Lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" the Judge says to the man who
shouted. He turns to be defendant and says, "you are also
charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel"
"Damn tightwad" the same man in the gallery blurted out
"I said QUIET!" yelled the judge. To the defendant, "you
are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric
drill."
"You jackass!" the man from the gallery yelled.
The judge thundered at the man in the galley: "If you
don't tell me right now the reasons for your outbursts
I'll hold you in contempt!"
The man answered back, "I've lived beside that prick now
for ten years, but do you think he ever had a tool when
I needed to borrow one?!?
charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the gallery, a man shouts, "Lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" the Judge says to the man who
shouted. He turns to be defendant and says, "you are also
charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel"
"Damn tightwad" the same man in the gallery blurted out
"I said QUIET!" yelled the judge. To the defendant, "you
are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric
drill."
"You jackass!" the man from the gallery yelled.
The judge thundered at the man in the galley: "If you
don't tell me right now the reasons for your outbursts
I'll hold you in contempt!"
The man answered back, "I've lived beside that prick now
for ten years, but do you think he ever had a tool when
I needed to borrow one?!?