Thanks, but no thanks, I'm happily married.

I'll not be pming you back thus the open letter.

Have a nice life.

http://www.barbneal.com/graphics/yosemite.gif Where is that varmint?

Please don’t say no, I’m crazy in love with you!!
(falls to the floor, sobbing)

It all depends on your definition of the words, “I’m”, “happily”, and “married”. (tearfully) You just have to apply a certain moral and ethical flexibility to your Western/Christian social standards of conduct.
We can make it work, really we can!!

(slumps to the floor and sulks for awhile, sucking his thumb, then brightens for a moment)
Say, you wouldn’t happen to be Mormon, would you? Because you know those old-school Mormons had several wives. We could do this therefore, and you wouldn’t be doing anything wrong, no, no sir, not at all.

And besides, I’m not that bad-looking a fellow, and I’m quite a dancer to boot.

Call me. *snif* Please??

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He went 'that way', Little e...
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hahaha

Ahhh but will ya luv me long time, Sparky?

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/niceniceniceteeth.jpg

Wow... potential love connection on the boards....:) Hehe...nice teeth ya have there Imp...no need to even floss... :D

Wow... potential love connection on the boards....:) Hehe...nice teeth ya have there Imp...no need to even floss... :D


I lurve my high pressured water pic!!! hehe

Now if sparky would git over here and give me a big O kiss, I'd consider becoming a mormon for him.;)

imp, if thats you in your av, i'd fuck you until you were crippled.

imp, if thats you in your av, i'd fuck you until you were crippled.
I think the culprit has revealed himself.

revealed myself? what?

YOU CAN JUST FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS THREAD! (the back woods kind of love)

imp, if thats you in your av, i'd fuck you until you were crippled.

You're pretty smooth with the ladies, aren't you?

You're pretty smooth with the ladies, aren't you?

i bag my share. how about you?

I think the culprit has revealed himself.
oh, i get it now. no, i didn't message her.
so is that her?

You are such a romantic - the ladies must throw themselves at you like flies on a big turd :D

Angel Dust,
I think her avatar is of film actress/tone-deaf pop singer Jennifer Lopez.
(Though I am not exactly an expert on hip hop culture, so don't go to the bank on that.)

Imp,
Mormon, Druid, Catholic converted to Judaism, tummy-tuck, butt-lift, nose-job, hair weave, I don't care what it takes to win your love, I'll do it.

As long as you love me long time, and grace me with that winning smile.
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"As long as you love me long time"
I think I read that on an asian fetish porn-site