imagine you call home depot (or other hardeware superstore) and the only thing you said was "butt plug" how far do you think you would get before being hung up on......here is an example

http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/462

this site is approved by me....just dont search it much if you dont like ads for "adult entertainment" but the sound clips are hilarious