If you were going to sell your vehicle on eBay you would think to at least clean it up some before taking pics of it..

Check this clown out: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevrolet-G20-Van-chevy-1993-van_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ39411QQihZ010QQitem Z200042856558QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

Real prize there.

Get the Vehicle History Report (Yeah twice)
Exterior: White (Sort of)
Condition: Used (More than an old whore)
Options Power Locks (wow lots of bells and whistles there)

But the drivers door paperwork pocket is empty. That should count for something.

i'll give him $5 for it.

Its the dirt thats holding it together!