http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15554530/?GT1=8717
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An awl???? He's lucky he didn't puncture something important.

Yes i know........

Sounds like he was lonely for his boys back in the pen and decided he needed to get back.

Damn though. Rob a convenience store or something, whoosh!:confused:

I was reading that on the web yesterday...it's pretty funny really...the guy needs to locked away permanently... an awl... sheesh

WOW thay said it was removed without incident, if you ask me calling the fire department to pull a screwdriver out of your ass, now thats A incident! and did thay need tools to get it out nothing like having a bunch of firefighters standing over this guy saying I think were going to need the jaws of life on this one boys. Sick world we live in A

He was recently released from prison and was found masturbating with the tool in his butt. The mere fact that he " ... removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. ... ", could give some clue as to just what he considers to be orgasmic seeking behavior.

I would really, really, REALLY hate to be that guy, dammit.