Now that Canada has decided it will legalize Gay
Marriage, here are some tips for future grooms.

1: On the day of the wedding, it's considered
bad luck for either groom to see the other at
the gym.

2: For good luck the couple should have:
"Something bold, something flirty, something
trashy, something dirty."

3: It's customary for the bar to be open during
the entire ceremony.

4: Both grooms should refrain from eating any of
the wedding cake (it's all carbs!).

5: It's considered bad luck for either of the
grooms to have dated the priest.

6: During the first dance at the reception, it's
considered tacky to use glow sticks, flags,
whistles and hand-held lasers.

7: For good luck, the wedding bouquet is always
thrown into the face of a hated rival or
ex-lover.

8: The reception must include a fully-stocked
bar with brand liquors, flattering lighting, a
superior sound system, one large or several
smaller disco mirror balls, and at least two
go-go dancers.

9: The wedding singer is forbidden to sing:
"The Man That Got Away," "Let's Hear it for the
Boy," "It's Raining Men" or "I Will Survive!"

10: The father of the bottom pays for everything.

And they have to play atleast one of the "Village People's" songs

"YMCA"

Hmmmmmmm....I think I will side with Ed's inevitable reply, when it comes. That was distasteful.

Did you laugh?

Nope. I'd laugh at an anti-fundamentalists joke, though.

Here's one more....... They always have to leave the back door light on :D