Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really MAD!!! She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it... and found a brand new bathroom scale. :eek:









Ed's funeral services will be held next Thursday!

ROFL That was hilarious! Great one Dunkirk

I can't stop laughing...poor Ed, he was either sat on, or eaten.

PS. I intend to start a thread soon concerning the REAL reason men hate fat women--fear of being gobbled up.

heh, good one

they think running gags like "it's your baby" are funny.:rant:

Ask for her shoe size before asking for a photo! A woman with a large shoe size is bound to leave footprints in dry concrete.

thanks for the chuckle...

...i like "plus size" women...but only if they keep clean and stuff...ive seen sexy "big" girls and ive seen women that make me wanna puke...im not big on skin and bones....i would of loved the old greek times... lots of women with meat on thier bones

That's a funny one.At least he got off cheap!