es347fan
06-19-2003, 07:58 PM
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
And she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her
coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He
thanked the Lord for this very loving woman
and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
And she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her
coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He
thanked the Lord for this very loving woman
and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."