Here. take this test and find out :)

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/dirty_mind.html

Dunkirk I got a 75,is that good.

i don't need a test. i know i got a dirty mind.

I scored a 40.

"Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?"

Yeah, I can live with that.
:cool:

I got 30...same write up as the Sparkster there...

40 as well...egads! the things that happen once you're over 4-0.

90.

40 as well...egads! the things that happen once you're over 4-0.

Maybe it only happens to you, but I got a 90. I guess that means when you hit 50, your mind is perpetually in the gutter

Maybe it only happens to you, but I got a 90. I guess that means when you hit 50, your mind is perpetually in the gutterOoor...you're not getting enough at home... :D

Ooor...you're not getting enough at home... :D

I'm recently divorced. I havent had any since any had me

who said anything about home

75

I also scored three quarters: 75.

I was a little disappointed, oh well, maybe I'm just getting old.

70.

I always thought I was waaaay hornier than that...

I got 30...same write up as the Sparkster there...
Jesus - have you no sex drive???

I got a 70

I got 30...same write up as the Sparkster there...
subscrible to the playboy channel at least,man.

60 for me...

Think u need one of them channels to Vile my man.
PS. U werent reared an RC were u.

70.
I got an 80 Prae, inyoface.

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 85



OMG hehe wow

I like u more each day.

I like u more each day.

I am so feeling the love paul..hehe all warm and fuzzy.
:woohoo: :woohoo:

Get a room, okay?
:rolleyes: :mad: :cool:

Get a room, okay?
:rolleyes: :mad: :cool:


Your just jealous...

Right in the middle at a healthy rounded 50


Your score = 50


What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

I'm curious here.....

The question: You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew (or niece) sunbathing. Do you fantasize about them?

Obviously most men are going to fantasize about the niece..... but I'm not too sure women will about a 17 year old boy. Maybe if he was like 24!

Is this why the guys are getting high scores?!

LOL

:corn:

I don't need the test, I already know I have a very dirty mind...

If by dirty mind you mean: Very, extremely!, sexually driven.

The question: You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew (or niece) sunbathing. Do you fantasize about them?
Only for a few days. After that, you've gone overboard.

Hrm... I only got a 65. I think it was because of the mattress question. I definitely think about sleep more than sex.

Here's what I think about most:
1.Food
2.Sleep
3.Sex

Hrm... I only got a 65. I think it was because of the mattress question. I definitely think about sleep more than sex.

Here's what I think about most:
1.Food
2.Sleep
3.Sex
My preoccupation (in the order of importance, that is) is with:
1. Food
2. Alcohol
3. Sex

Sleep doesn't even enter the equation (I get about 4 hrs a night).

That's terribly unhealthy.

My preoccupation (in the order of importance, that is) is with:
1. Food
2. Alcohol
3. Sex

Sleep doesn't even enter the equation (I get about 4 hrs a night).

Holy crap... I get about 10-12 on the days that I can sleep in (which will be about 4 days a week soon...) and 6-7 on days I have to wake up (will be 3 days a week when I start school next week).

That's terribly unhealthy.
LOL.

I know - I'll be dead by the time I'm 50, guaranteed. Oh, and I forgot to mention, I smoke Davidoffs with 1 or 2 glasses of South African Brandy almost every night. ;)

Yep - I'm a goner. But hey, at least I'll die with a smile on my face. :)

I'd have to guess 4 hours a night is better than what I've been doing recently. I average about 4 hours a night, but my sleeping schedule is erratic, 20 hours of sleep one day, then 72 hours without sleep, sleep for a half a day, stay awake for another two or so, etc. Sleep depravation makes me silly, it has about the same affect as alcohol on me. I plastered my friend's apartment with disgusting "porn" after two days without sleep. It was hilarious, he left it up for his other roomate who's a bit of a prude.

Sleep deprivation makes me cry hysterically. Well, cry hysterically even more often than usual. (Note that sleep deprivation for me is like 15 hours without sleep... or less. :D)

I scored a 45...lol Oh well:p

"Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?"

i got an 80 and i was toning it down... does that mean i'm sexually frustrated?