There is an accident with a bus full of nuns and all of them die.
All of them reach "heaven" and try to get in, but St. Peter is at the
door (gates) and tells them:

-"Calm down sisters, please stand in line and answer my question".

-"Lets see, Sister Mary, have you ever touched a penis?"
-"Heee, heee, heee, well just once and it was with the tip of my finger"
"Alright, " - says St, Peter, -"Stick your finger in the holy water and come in".

-"Lets see, Sister Iris, have you ever touched a penis?"
-"Well yes, but I only grabbed it with my left hand"
-"Well, stick your left hand in the holy water and come in".

At that moment there is a kind of disturbance and one of the nuns after
pushing her way finally made it up front.

-"But why all this fuss my child?

Look your excelency, if I am going to have to do MOUTHWASH with that
water, I want to do it before Sister Ellen washes her ass with it...!!!!".
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Niiiiiicccccccccccccceeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!