Jager jello shots topped with tequlia and a dollop of whipped cream.

Jager jello shots topped with tequlia and a dollop of whipped cream.

omg that sounds so good.. Got more left over.
Hehe :drinktoth

omg that sounds so good.. Got more left over.
Hehe :drinktoth
Well, since I'm new here I made a batch of 1,000 of these babies!

First come, first serve!

Drink up my friends!

Well, since I'm new here I made a batch of 1,000 of these babies!

First come, first serve!

Drink up my friends!

Sweet;
OH and welcome to allforums. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Got to watch some of the local nuts and bolts though.

Sweet;
OH and welcome to allforums. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Got to watch some of the local nuts and bolts though.
Thanks!

I'm a big girl, (Well, not a BIG girl, but you know what I mean! :) ) and can take it. I got some brains and brawn myself! :hula:

Some Watered down Pepsi :( (Not very good)

Water

Genesee Cream Ale, J/K

Moosehead (Sal, you Canadians can brew some beer)

Ready for a nightcap:

Vodka, Gin, Rum, Everclear, mixed over shaved ice and topped with a splash of Tequila.

Vodka, Gin, Rum, Everclear, mixed over shaved ice and topped with a splash of Tequila.
Ouch!

Ouch!
Well, it's a light one, I do have to get up in 6 hours for work ya know!

Some Milk.

Water

I have my IV hooked up to the coffee pot

lol - that's how I use to be

Redbull, Long night.

Some Coke :)

Well, since it's Thursday, meaning tomorrow's Friday, I am having a cocktail of scotch, whiskey, bourban with a splash of 7-Up.

Dee-Lish!

just plain OJ

Some Coke :)

Budweiser.

Was drinking Breckenridge Proper Ale earlier. Drinking Moosehead now!:drinktoth

Was drinking Breckenridge Proper Ale earlier. Drinking Moosehead now!:drinktoth
How is Breckenridge Proper Ale? I don't recall having any of that around here.

My neighbor had me try Shiner Hefeweizen, it's shiners with orange, lemon and honey added. It was good at first but became too citrusy? for me to enjoy another. Try it though if you like orange and honey in your beer.

Pepsi! :)

mint ice tea

ice water...the red bulls and full throttles are what I have to look forward to in a week, so I'm saving them all.

Slowly conquering a 12 pack of Bud.

Very cold Molson Canadian lager. Tasty!

Homemade Margaritas.

Two Fingers Gold, Triple Sec (ok.....I admit going cheaper) and fresh squeezed limes over ice.

Coffee. Putting in a long day at work.

As soon as I get my ass out of the office, it's Coronas and Cuervo tonight.

Coffee. Putting in a long day at work.
Thats ok Ren, it's beer thirty. Start now and to heck with the company

I haven't had a drink in a while... Don't really want one. But I've been indulging in another recreational substance since my brother moved in. Quite fun ;)

I haven't had a drink in a while... Don't really want one. But I've been indulging in another recreational substance since my brother moved in. Quite fun ;)
Salvia?

AH HA..... Girl is smokin herb. puff puff pass...

Salvia?
...lol... Sure. Kinda like that. :p

AH HA..... Girl is smokin herb. puff puff pass...
All I gotta say is don't be surprised if some of my posts from the last couple days are completely incomprehensible... :D

All I gotta say is don't be surprised if some of my posts from the last couple days are completely incomprehensible... :D


All I gotta say is 99% of my posts are under the influence. Thats why at times it seems i might drag on a little,and float in differant directions. LOL.

All I gotta say is 99% of my posts are under the influence. Thats why at times it seems i might drag on a little,and float in differant directions. LOL.
When yours and DF's posts start looking like Foolworth's, then I'm gonna worry

Maybe that's what's up with ol' Foolie...

I think with Foolie it was too much diesel smoke and carbon monoxide. Now it takes drugs to make him normal

Slowly conquering a 12 pack of Bud.
huh.....heeeeeeey... a 12 pack.... no way!

All I gotta say is 99% of my posts are under the influence. Thats why at times it seems i might drag on a little,and float in differant directions. LOL.
:eek: Aren't you a cop?

:eek: Aren't you a cop?
They have access to the best weed...trust me on this.

Well, all I can say is, I hope the "criminal" he put away for selling it sleeps well in the knowledge that it's going to good use.

:eek: Aren't you a cop?


I was a sheriff I will not be re-joining the the department when I have recovered. I did not use any unauthorized substances while employed. Most of my time within the department was working in the department of criminal justice (jails) and I dont have alot of great "war stories".

I was a sheriff I will not be re-joining the the department when I have recovered. I did not use any unauthorized substances while employed. Most of my time within the department was working in the department of criminal justice (jails) and I dont have alot of great "war stories".
I'll bet you met a lot of people that "didn't do it"

huh.....heeeeeeey... a 12 pack.... no way!

It's taken me 3 days, I'm on the last 3 now.:drinktoth

I'll bet you met a lot of people that "didn't do it"


I grew up in a top tier upper middle class family,living in a privileged small town in the whitest part of northeastern P.A... Not even a two cop town. More like a two cop county.... with not a single non white in 500 miles.

One day in my mid 20's I decided to move to Houston Texas. Two months after that i took a job at the Harris county sheriffs department.

So Yes I have met alot of personalities that never in my wildest dreams did I even think existed. Those who claim they "didn't do it" are one of my favorites. There are forensics,video,whitenesses testimony against them and yet they still maintain innocence

It's taken me 3 days, I'm on the last 3 now.:drinktoth

okay, lol I'll give ya a pass, I thought you meant right then for the night... :D

whitenesses testimony against them and yet they still maintain innocence

LMFAO.... okay Liquid...that was hilarious reading the "whiteness" testimony... I thought you meant it... like ya know, the dude is black and the witness is white.... I LOVE that... whiteness testimony... then I realized ya'd just been puffing or huffing too much...

but I am going to add that word to my vocab :thumbs:

okay, lol I'll give ya a pass, I thought you meant right then for the night... :D
What she really meant is she was on her last three...
12 packs

okay, lol I'll give ya a pass, I thought you meant right then for the night... :D
omg! :eek: I'm not suicidal anymore.
I did have 3 shots of sambuca and woke up on the forum couch oddly enough this mornin'.

What she really meant is she was on her last three...
12 packs:lolhit:

:lolhit:
I seem to be getting an awful lot of that lately

I'm drinkin', clears throat....

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q17/_Sal__photo/notes.gif

red, red wine....

Sing it Sal!
Shiner Bock atm.

Drinkin' Blue Moon with a slice of orange. Watching the Cowboys stomp the Broncos!:D

:drinktoth

LiquidFork,
Just curious, but, how did you get hurt? I have a friend who is a Tarrant County (Ft. Worth) sheriff deputy and he always has some kick-ass stories!

Some Milk :)

Coffee with a slug of..........................milk :D

Coffee with a slug of..........................milk :D

Milk. Yup, uh huh, suuuuure Sal.;)

The same, but I really am using milk.

Baileys, with a shot of Jack Daniels and a shot of coffee

Baileys, with a shot of Jack Daniels and a shot of coffee

Pass the glass brother and make it quick before Impy arrives back on the scene.

*bill waters*

Pass the glass brother and make it quick before Impy arrives back on the scene.

*bill waters*
Just lay on your back and open wide.....

Just lay on your back and open wide.....

Yeah? Just make sure "the drink" goes into the right orifice.

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Cold beer on a hot Sunday afternoon.

Cold beer on a hot Sunday afternoon.


wish it was warmer here....not even 55 degrees here,bbrrr

iced tea...yum...

55? Holy crap, it's August! It's not even 80 here... We're at the beach and it's raining :(

Shiners bock and sambucca.

Yeah, my momma just called. She's in Geaorgia now but was in NY and said it was friggin cold there, about froze to death.

It was a most beautiful day here today...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/tormented/IMG_0394.jpg

I got JJ back so we took the kids to Splash Country, what a fun time!

It was 95 here.

How is Breckenridge Proper Ale? I don't recall having any of that around here.

My neighbor had me try Shiner Hefeweizen, it's shiners with orange, lemon and honey added. It was good at first but became too citrusy? for me to enjoy another. Try it though if you like orange and honey in your beer.



Imp, Breckenridge Proper is a hefe as well. It is served with a slice of orange around here. Excellent beer!!:drinktoth

I've been drinking a lot of Blue Moon lately.

Enjoying some Pepsi right now :)

It was a most beautiful day here today...

I got JJ back so we took the kids to Splash Country, what a fun time!

I'll bet Sammy had a blast!:cool:

Imp, Breckenridge Proper is a hefe as well. It is served with a slice of orange around here. Excellent beer!!:drinktoth

I've been drinking a lot of Blue Moon lately.

Thanks. I can't do the hefe too much, it dont settle well for some reason.

We do have Blue Moon here so I'll get some tomorrow and try that.

I'll bet Sammy had a blast!:cool:

:D He sure did. *He's been walking in the house with no help a few times, just very slowly.*:woohoo:

He loved the wave pool there, I have no doubt all the swimming we did this year has helped him alot.
School starts tomorrow though, I'm kinda bummed about it. Summer went way too fast.

cheapest whiskey with a dash of dr.pepper
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cheapest whiskey with a dash of dr.http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z34/likwidfork/08_19_07_2032.jpgpepper
Dude I see why you are on so many signatures.
Those are just very derogatory to most people.

cheapest whiskey with a dash of dr.pepper
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I had to read that twice,I thought it said "and a dash of pepper" missed the dr. part

I should have remembered to grab the Killians earlier

I am sorry if I offended those who love to wash cars,or those who love seriel killers. Do you even know what derogatory means? I cannot see how my current sig is derogatory. A little tastless...maybe.... but not derogatory. HELL look at the sig above me... that cheerleader pic is derogatory to grannie panties

I am sorry if I offended those who love to wash cars,or those who love seriel killers. Do you even know what derogatory means? I cannot see how my current sig is derogatory. A little tastless...maybe.... but not derogatory. HELL look at the sig above me... that cheerleader pic is derogatory to grannie panties


:lolhit:
what do you mean......those ARE granny panties

Shut up about the granny panties you two... *sob*

Oh, and in keeping with the thread, iced green tea with honey...

:lolhit:
what do you mean......those ARE granny panties


The are a little lacy at the ends and are way too snug... If they are granny panties to you..... I would love to see what you consider a thong!

I love Dr. Pepper. My favorite non-alcoholic drink & my fave mixer. :D

The are a little lacy at the ends and are way too snug... If they are granny panties to you..... I would love to see what you consider a thong!
You're right, they're not granny panties. They are boyshorts. Granny panties are high waisted & cover the entire butt. :thumbs:

I love Dr. Pepper. My favorite non-alcoholic drink & my fave mixer. :D


Try Dr. Pepper and 151 rum.... Liquid panty remover ... (granny or not)

Try Dr. Pepper and 151 rum.... Liquid panty remover ... (granny or not)
Hahaha... I've never had 151. But I have had Everclear! I have to say, it was AMAZING. Although my boyfriend was kind of insulted when I asked him the next morning whether we'd had sex the night before... and we had. :D

Shut up about the granny panties you two... *sob*


I didn't think ducks wore panties at all:lolhit:

Hahaha... I've never had 151. But I have had Everclear! I have to say, it was AMAZING. Although my boyfriend was kind of insulted when I asked him the next morning whether we'd had sex the night before... and we had. :D


Well hun I dont know what to tell you there. If you drink everclear again and wake up with a sore ass.... ummm.... you might want to ask around what happened

Well hun I dont know what to tell you there. If you drink everclear again and wake up with a sore ass.... ummm.... you might want to ask around what happened
Haha! And she drinks tequila as well!

Well hun I dont know what to tell you there. If you drink everclear again and wake up with a sore ass.... ummm.... you might want to ask around what happened
lol... well I'm pretty sure it wasn't the shot of Everclear that did it. Perhaps it was the 4 rum & Dr. Peppers, 2 shots of vodka, and 3 shots of tequila I drank before it. :D Anyways my boyfriend was there and I was with a very small group of friends so I knew nothing bad would happen... except maybe getting attacked by a bear while going to the bathroom (we were camping) :eek:.

Ah, and another thing... I don't generally black out, but that whole weekend of camping was such a blur I couldn't remember if events had happened one night or the night before. :@@:

How do you all feel about Jagermeister or Firewater?

How do you all feel about Jagermeister or Firewater?
Don't know. I'm an experienced drinker, but not experienced as far as types of alcohol... I could probably name them all, let's see:
Well there's beer, wine, and various malt beverages.
Vodka, rum, tequila, brandy, whiskey, bourbon, Everclear, moonshine, and various liqueurs.

I can't really think of anything else that I've drunk....

Don't know. I'm an experienced drinker, but not experienced as far as types of alcohol... I could probably name them all, let's see:
Well there's beer, wine, and various malt beverages.
Vodka, rum, tequila, brandy, whiskey, bourbon, Everclear, moonshine, and various liqueurs.
Brandy is distilled wine, and thus I'm not sure if it counts as a separate entity, though I'll give that one to you. Bourbon is just a specific type of whisky, not a separate "type". Moonshine can be a lot of things.

You're also missing a lot of different types. Rice wine, cider, mead, amaretto, anise beverages (like absinthe), and gin. This is just off the top of my head. I'd add barleywine in here, but that's just a stronger, distilled beer.

Brandy is distilled wine, and thus I'm not sure if it counts as a separate entity, though I'll give that one to you. Bourbon is just a specific type of whisky, not a separate "type". Moonshine can be a lot of things.

You're also missing a lot of different types. Rice wine, cider, mead, amaretto, anise beverages (like absinthe), and gin. This is just off the top of my head. I'd add barleywine in here, but that's just a stronger, distilled beer.
I counted bourbon because it's different than just regular whiskey and I've had it before... And I know that moonshine can be a lot of things. Of course I missed some; I haven't tried every single type of alcohol!

I counted bourbon because it's different than just regular whiskey
Then you can't just say "whiskey" as a single type. There's bourbon whiskey, Tennessee whiskey, rye whiskey, Canadian whisky, Scotch whisky, Irish whisky, Japanese whisky...

Then you can't just say "whiskey" as a single type. There's bourbon whiskey, Tennessee whiskey, rye whiskey, Canadian whisky, Scotch whisky, Irish whisky, Japanese whisky...
Well whatever. I don't fucking know what other types of whiskey I've had. Tennessee sounds familiar I suppose.

I would say brandy should be separate as should cognac... speaking of cognac I haven't brought a nice cognac into the house in over a year. I don't like hard liquor but I do like cognac and brandy probably solely because they are made from wine/grapes.

Well whatever. I don't fucking know what other types of whiskey I've had. Tennessee sounds familiar I suppose.
Tennessee is Jack Daniels. Bourbon is Jim Beam. Canadian is Crown Royal. These are the most common brands, I imagine.

I would say brandy should be separate as should cognac... speaking of cognac I haven't brought a nice cognac into the house in over a year. I don't like hard liquor but I do like cognac and brandy probably solely because they are made from wine/grapes.
Oh yeah I've had cognac too... And I suppose the types of whiskey I've had are Tennessee and Bourbon and possibly another type but I'm not sure.