Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when

he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is

that called when two people are sleeping in the same room

and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback,

but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual

intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and

went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk

Beds! And Joe's mom wants to talk to you

:drinktoth

That is a good one! Thank you.