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Pendragon
09-25-2006, 12:34 AM
There was a time when I held him up in a certain amount of high esteem. But ever since that horrendous National Treasue, I've begun to notice something. . . He only has one facial expression. That of someone with a paticularly bad case of constipation. If he's happy, he looks like someone trying to fack a smile, while his bowls are imploding. If confused, he looks like someone trying to figure out what it was they ate to bring this on. If he's angry it's a look of someone who is mad at God for giving him constipation. The man only has one expression an extremely contstipated one. (So overdose won't get mad) At least that's how it seems in my honest opionon.)

Sparky2
09-29-2006, 07:50 PM
Agreed.

Nicholas Cage used to be a respectable no-talent actor, and the nephew of a famous movie director.

Now he's a no-talent, formulamatic, predicatable tool of the Hollywood studio culture, with only one camera-friendly constipated facial expression.

But at least he's still the nephew of a famous movie director.
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