MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!!!!

I'll be back on Tuesday.

Have a good one and be safe!
Merry Christmas Musiq. See you here Tuesday

Ladies & Gentlemen (U2 Scummy),

I'm fixin to blow this joint. Hope everyone has a wonderfully Merry Christmas (& happy new year if ya don't come back til then). I look forward to getting reports next week on everybody's loot!

See ya next Wednesday!

:)
SMW

((((All Y'all))))

Merry Christmas Smarty and the rest of you perverts...er..um...I mean GOOD FOLKS!! hehehe

I hope everyone gets everything they've wished for......stay safe and come back when ya can. I'll be back tomorrow, but only for a half day, then I'll be back on Tuesday.

Merry Christmas Smarty and the rest of you perverts...er..um...I mean GOOD FOLKS!! hehehe

I hope everyone gets everything they've wished for......stay safe and come back when ya can. I'll be back tomorrow, but only for a half day, then I'll be back on Tuesday.


Merry Christmas Ty
See ya tomorrow

I love this group of people. You make me smile and I don't even know why! Love you all....SMW I am still waiting for my pics....

i hope Corey had as much fun at his office party as the one i stumbled across (literally & figuratively).

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But you're wrong Smarty.
She picked them out. I bought them for myself
Have I ever told you that I turn to jello when a lady smiles at me?

Yeah ! I kinda do too.
I used to be Mr.Personality.All Smiles and a winning way.
Butt.S'not No Mores.
It don't meanie SqUaT.Society no longer appreciates
the things of substance.
A Work Ethic don't mean Squat.
Having manners and Cordiality will maybe git one socked
in the Kisser.
This New culture shock has transformed America into a
Numbed cesspool of Sex,Outrageous behavior and a lack
of taking responsibility.
Like a real Life ...24/7 Jerry Springer Show.on Tap.

I guess most folks won't be back here until Tuesday. TUESDAY??? I'll try to remember to come back on that illustrious day to grace you all with my presence.... but no presents. I'm cheap that way, ya know.

Yes Feetie!! I'd love one of yer wunnerful footrubs :-)

Tyler, I stapled antlers on my ratties heads but they dint like that too much. I guess rats aren't in the Christmas spirit. Go figure.

Mary ~ Merry (Mary?) Christmas to you and I'll definitely be back to say HI again, you betcha.

Smarts, thanks again for the cards and yes, you hadta BEG me to come back and say hi but hey, it was worth it, eh?

And to the rest of you who dint even say hi....... piss on yas :D


* * HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL * *

I guess most folks won't be back here until Tuesday. TUESDAY??? I'll try to remember to come back on that illustrious day to grace you all with my presence.... but no presents. I'm cheap that way, ya know.

Yes Feetie!! I'd love one of yer wunnerful footrubs :-)

Tyler, I stapled antlers on my ratties heads but they dint like that too much. I guess rats aren't in the Christmas spirit. Go figure.

Mary ~ Merry (Mary?) Christmas to you and I'll definitely be back to say HI again, you betcha.

Smarts, thanks again for the cards and yes, you hadta BEG me to come back and say hi but hey, it was worth it, eh?

And to the rest of you who dint even say hi....... piss on yas :D


* * HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL * *
some guys pay for that too...not that i'd know personallyhttp://www.messengerfreak.com/emoticons/animals/penguin03.gif

some guys pay for that too...not that i'd know personallyhttp://www.messengerfreak.com/emoticons/animals/penguin03.gif


LMAOROTFLMAO mikey

love the penguin.. I want the penguin.. need the dancing penguin.

LMAOROTFLMAO mikey

love the penguin.. I want the penguin.. need the dancing penguin.
right click on the penguin, then click on "properties", and it'll give you the URL...or snag it when you quote;)

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I guess most folks won't be back here until Tuesday. TUESDAY??? I'll try to remember to come back on that illustrious day to grace you all with my presence.... but no presents. I'm cheap that way, ya know.

Yes Feetie!! I'd love one of yer wunnerful footrubs :-)

Tyler, I stapled antlers on my ratties heads but they dint like that too much. I guess rats aren't in the Christmas spirit. Go figure.

Mary ~ Merry (Mary?) Christmas to you and I'll definitely be back to say HI again, you betcha.

Smarts, thanks again for the cards and yes, you hadta BEG me to come back and say hi but hey, it was worth it, eh?

And to the rest of you who dint even say hi....... piss on yas :D


* * HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL * *
Piss on yas? I'll have to remember that.

Happy whoziwhatsit to you too

Ladies & Gentlemen (U2 Scummy),

I'm fixin to blow this joint. Hope everyone has a wonderfully Merry Christmas (& happy new year if ya don't come back til then). I look forward to getting reports next week on everybody's loot!

See ya next Wednesday!

:)
SMW

((((All Y'all))))


Merry Christmas, Sugar......

and to all you Smartmouthers....all the season's best wishes, dears.....:D

I guess most folks won't be back here until Tuesday. TUESDAY??? I'll try to remember to come back on that illustrious day to grace you all with my presence.... but no presents. I'm cheap that way, ya know.

Yes Feetie!! I'd love one of yer wunnerful footrubs :-)

Tyler, I stapled antlers on my ratties heads but they dint like that too much. I guess rats aren't in the Christmas spirit. Go figure.

Mary ~ Merry (Mary?) Christmas to you and I'll definitely be back to say HI again, you betcha.

Smarts, thanks again for the cards and yes, you hadta BEG me to come back and say hi but hey, it was worth it, eh?

And to the rest of you who dint even say hi....... piss on yas :D


* * HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL * *

But I bet they was cute as hell......right?? ;) Hope you got some pics of the lil cuties.....we wanna see ya know..or at least I do. :D

Merry Christmas, Sugar......

and to all you Smartmouthers....all the season's best wishes, dears.....:D

Mornin Joe.......and Happy Holidays to you too.

last day i'm gonna be at work for the rest of the year!!!!







unless they offer me overtime

Mornin everyone, or no one, whichever the case may be.
My hussie has flown the coup until xmas eve, so I'm a free man for a few days. I'm going to spend Saturday doing my last minute shopping, and I plan to spend Sunday performing my Christmas eve ritual

last day i'm gonna be at work for the rest of the year!!!!







unless they offer me overtime

:slap: :hitout: :bike:
Need I say anything else???

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Mornin everyone, or no one, whichever the case may be.
My hussie has flown the coup until xmas eve, so I'm a free man for a few days. I'm going to spend Saturday doing my last minute shopping, and I plan to spend Sunday performing my Christmas eve ritual

Well don't leave us hangin darlin.....what ritual would that be?? Inquirin minds ya know!!!

:slap: :hitout: :bike:
Need I say anything else???


I'll be here on line in the morning. i doubt i'll have the motavation to do anything else.

I'll be here on line in the morning. i doubt i'll have the motavation to do anything else.

That's ok....you'll probably be by yourself anyway ;)

1: wake up early, shower, and get ready to have some fun
2: Grab bottle of Baileys and large cup of coffee, the proceed to the mall. Be there just before it opens
3: When the doors open, enter the mall with the rest of the schleps, but rather than going to any particular store, find yourself a seat in the middle of the mall, preferably at the busiest area.
4: mix copius amounts of Baileys to your coffee.
5: Enjoy your morning breakfast beverage, and watch all the last minute loosers go completely insane. If your cup of morning brew runs dry, get another cup and continue watching. It gets better as the day goes on.

A last minute trick: Prepare to leave the mall before 10:30. traffic is totally insane after that, and driving under the influence of a bottle of baileys ca be hazardous to your health under these conditions.

For further enjoyment, bring a friend and an extra bottle of Baileys, and maybe a bottle of Bacardi if the day progresses well and you switch to coke.

But I bet they was cute as hell......right?? ;) Hope you got some pics of the lil cuties.....we wanna see ya know..or at least I do. :D

Up kinda Early,ain't Ye >
In the St.Nick of Time.
And Wha Woo Whoa Will Santa be gettin You this X'Mass ?

I'll be here on line in the morning. i doubt i'll have the motavation to do anything else.

Merry Mornin.
And Wha Woo Whoa Will Santa Bees a gettin You,
comes this Sunday Nite ?

who couldn't manage to get today off!!!!

How is everyone this fine day? I see that Ride is a free man for a couple of days...wonder what kind of trouble he's gonna get in before Christmas Eve?

Ty, you still here? Or has your half-day turned into a quarter day yet?

Morning Corey...did you have fun at the office party?

And Fool, Merry Christmas to ya!

I see that Ride is a free man for a couple of days...wonder what kind of trouble he's gonna get in before Christmas Eve?
As much as I possibly can. Care to join me?

who couldn't manage to get today off!!!!

How is everyone this fine day? I see that Ride is a free man for a couple of days...wonder what kind of trouble he's gonna get in before Christmas Eve?

Ty, you still here? Or has your half-day turned into a quarter day yet?

Morning Corey...did you have fun at the office party?

And Fool, Merry Christmas to ya!


YEP, Bunch of us took turns sneaking out to the bar down the street.
and i won a lil christmas tree in a pot.

who couldn't manage to get today off!!!!

How is everyone this fine day? I see that Ride is a free man for a couple of days...wonder what kind of trouble he's gonna get in before Christmas Eve?

Ty, you still here? Or has your half-day turned into a quarter day yet?

Morning Corey...did you have fun at the office party?

And Fool, Merry Christmas to ya!

And a Merry Mary to You...Too !
What Whoa Woo Will Santa Bees a gettin Yuz,
fur the Season,2 days away.?
A Mink Coat !
A Diamond necklace !
Or a Gold Box full of Genuine Godiva Truffles !
And sum Bailey's ta boot

who couldn't manage to get today off!!!!

How is everyone this fine day? I see that Ride is a free man for a couple of days...wonder what kind of trouble he's gonna get in before Christmas Eve?

Ty, you still here? Or has your half-day turned into a quarter day yet?

Morning Corey...did you have fun at the office party?

And Fool, Merry Christmas to ya!

Unfortunately....I'm still here Mama....at least till noon....dammit....then I have to finish my shopping....Can you believe I completely forgot to pick up my mother's present??? OMG...what kind of daughter am I?? Still have 4 presents to pick up. I know what three of them will be, so I just have to pick them up. The 4th will be a little harder...know WHERE I'm going, just not sure what I'll end up with.

And a Merry Mary to You...Too !
What Whoa Woo Will Santa Bees a gettin Yuz,
fur the Season,2 days away.?
A Mink Coat !
A Diamond necklace !
Or a Gold Box full of Genuine Godiva Truffles !
And sum Bailey's ta boot


Wouldn't that be nice? I'm thinking I'll be thankful to get one of the books I asked for this year! And maybe some DVDs of The Vicar of Dibley. Heh.

I gave up on diamonds a loooooong time ago.

What are you hoping for this Christmas, Fool?

1: wake up early, shower, and get ready to have some fun
2: Grab bottle of Baileys and large cup of coffee, the proceed to the mall. Be there just before it opens
3: When the doors open, enter the mall with the rest of the schleps, but rather than going to any particular store, find yourself a seat in the middle of the mall, preferably at the busiest area.
4: mix copius amounts of Baileys to your coffee.
5: Enjoy your morning breakfast beverage, and watch all the last minute loosers go completely insane. If your cup of morning brew runs dry, get another cup and continue watching. It gets better as the day goes on.

A last minute trick: Prepare to leave the mall before 10:30. traffic is totally insane after that, and driving under the influence of a bottle of baileys ca be hazardous to your health under these conditions.

For further enjoyment, bring a friend and an extra bottle of Baileys, and maybe a bottle of Bacardi if the day progresses well and you switch to coke.

Sounds like a whole lotta fun.....can I join ya??

Up kinda Early,ain't Ye >
In the St.Nick of Time.
And Wha Woo Whoa Will Santa be gettin You this X'Mass ?

Was up WAY too early just to come to work :(

Hoping Santa brings me a tall, dark handsome man back from Phoenix....in one piece ;)

i got what i wanted for christmas last weekend. sirius radio. anything else is icing on the cake.

Unfortunately....I'm still here Mama....at least till noon....dammit....then I have to finish my shopping....Can you believe I completely forgot to pick up my mother's present??? OMG...what kind of daughter am I?? Still have 4 presents to pick up. I know what three of them will be, so I just have to pick them up. The 4th will be a little harder...know WHERE I'm going, just not sure what I'll end up with.


Well, I'll probably still be shopping on Sunday, so join the club! Just a few more things for the kids to get. I keep thinking I have it all, and then I count what I've wrapped and realize I have very little still. *sigh* Ain't that always the way?

Still have cookies to bake and a cake and pie to make and groceries to get. Hmmmm.....I'm not ready at all!

As much as I possibly can. Care to join me?


Oh, I would, I would, but I think I'd have a hard time getting out to LA this week. What with Denver being snowed in and all.

Too bad too, we'd have a grand old time! :corn:

YEP, Bunch of us took turns sneaking out to the bar down the street.
and i won a lil christmas tree in a pot.

Did ya say you won a little pot under the Christmas tree. Dayum, you work for a progressive company!!! LOL

Did ya say you won a little pot under the Christmas tree. Dayum, you work for a progressive company!!! LOL

Wonder if they have any openings :banana:

Sounds like a whole lotta fun.....can I join ya??
Sure ya can. And you'll be just that much closer to Phoenix too so you can check up on him. On the other hand, would you settle for an average height. reddish blonde with average looks? I hear he rides a harley and will dance on tables if coerced.

YEP, Bunch of us took turns sneaking out to the bar down the street.
and i won a lil christmas tree in a pot.

do they know what you've been doing with your sundays?

do they know what you've been doing with your sundays?


No.

and i plan on selling the tree to the nursery where i was working. ... after chirstmas

No.

and i plan on selling the tree to the nursery where i was working. ... after chirstmas
i think you should keep it at your desk...since they grow there own at the nursery, you probably wouldn't get enough for it to cover the gas.:drive:

Sure ya can. And you'll be just that much closer to Phoenix too so you can check up on him. On the other hand, would you settle for an average height. reddish blonde with average looks? I hear he rides a harley and will dance on tables if coerced.

I wouldn't consider it "settling" darlin.....just so ya know....i'm pretty good at coercing people too ;)

i think you should keep it at your desk...since they grow there own at the nursery, you probably wouldn't get enough for it to cover the gas.:drive:


it's at home already. it's my chistmas tree this year.

it's at home already. it's my chistmas tree this year.
did you put lights on it?

Oh, I would, I would, but I think I'd have a hard time getting out to LA this week. What with Denver being snowed in and all.

Too bad too, we'd have a grand old time! :corn:
Why stop at Denver? havent you ever heard of non-stop?

did you put lights on it?

yes. it came with a 35 light set.

then you're all set!

LMAOROTFLMAO mikey

love the penguin.. I want the penguin.. need the dancing penguin.


Good morning how are you doing this christmas season?

Wouldn't that be nice? I'm thinking I'll be thankful to get one of the books I asked for this year! And maybe some DVDs of The Vicar of Dibley. Heh.

I gave up on diamonds a loooooong time ago.

What are you hoping for this Christmas, Fool?

Just a couple thimbleful of Good Luck should Tide
me Over.

Just a couple thimbleful of Good Luck should Tide
me Over.
are you sure you haven't downed the whole bottle?

Almost time for me to get outta this place :banana: Just want to wish all my fellow boarders a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I hope you all get what you want and want what you get ;) Be safe and see you back here next week :D

Merry Christmas Ty,
I'm outta here in a couple of hours, then I'm crawling inside a bottle until Sunday

Merry Christmas Ty,
I'm outta here in a couple of hours, then I'm crawling inside a bottle until Sunday
:banana:

DAMN! boss came back from lunch .. i was leaing 'twards an early escape.

DAMN! boss came back from lunch .. i was leaing 'twards an early escape.
As soon as he turns his back,
BOLT FOR THE DOOR

Everyone, It's lunchtime for me, and I'm officially off the clock until Tuesday. The employees are having their own private Christmas party, and I'm going to spend a little time with them before I start my weekend.

I would like to say Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Who cares, and Bah Humbug to everyone. I hope nobody has to work over the holiday, or gets called in to work. Spend the time with your families and friends, and keep safe.

Ride

Merry Christmas everyone.

May you all be safe and happy, and may your best present be the ablility to enjoy all your presents.

Merry Christmas everyone.

May you all be safe and happy, and may your best present be the ablility to enjoy all your presents.

THE Most important aspect to Christmas is being Safe & Happy.
Presents come & go,and get older faster than a Unicycle on
steroids.
Presents can't smile or Hug.
A Present is fine,but can't really Care about One.
Caring is all-encompassing.
This Board is about Caring.
I'm a kidder,at heart.But I'm also Caring.

Sooooooooooooooo To All,
A Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery Meeeeeeeeeeeery Christmas !

And don't feel embarassed to sneak in here,over the weekend
and Kibitz.

" No one is a Failure who has Friends "
-- Clarence to George Bailey { It's a Wonderful Life } 1946

i hope you all drunk, i'm know

i hope you all drunk, i'm know
i just came within a hair of getting a parking ticket for parking in a handicapparking space-i forgot to put the permit up.

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HEHE love that one hehe Know a few who need that one
any ways have a great Christmas everyone and safe and Happy New Year.
xoxoxo

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Oh my god, how in the he|| did he know...
Damn, I'm screwed now...

Oh my god, how in the he|| did he know...
Damn, I'm screwed now...
if you were, they'd be less time for porn:lolhit:

Cinnamon swirl toast from Knotts Berry farm, and a .........
Breakfast of champions

you might want to edit that for clarity:lolhit:

hows that?

hows that?
it looked like it could be quoted as you not being on the receiving end.

since you figured it out, the point is mute.

I hope all you chatters have your shopping done. Would hate to see you boys running around today with your heads chopped off. HEHEHE
Have a good one all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you might want to edit that for clarity:lolhit:

Clarity...Schmarity !

" Why that's Good cornmeal mush.Not a tummy ache in the
sack."
Father Flanagan of - Boy's Town - at his 1st Christmas

' There is no such thingy as a bad poster ' !

I hope all you chatters have your shopping done. Would hate to see you boys running around today with your heads chopped off. HEHEHE
Have a good one all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd hate to see me with my head chopped off too:(

Two hours at the mall was enough for me. Security threw me out when they saw the bottle of Baileys on video. Nothing like insane shoppers on Christmas eve to set the stage for the holiday.

I'll he heading out to the desert in a few to start the festivities, and would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. That includes you too, Foolie.

Love ya all, and be safe.
Ride

i'd hate to see me with my head chopped off too:(


Thanks mike.....
Larry you be safe to and don't do anything I wouldn't do baby....

http://tinyurl.com/ylmevb

I'll miss him so very much and I know a lot of you will too, especially SMW.



HaPPy HollyDaze to you all.....

odd as it may seem, i had one for him last nighthttp://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/xmascheers.gif

everything i know about the importance of giving hell to those that deserve it, i learned from him.

Sorry to hear that. I never had the opportunity to lock horns with him.

By the way, Merry Christmas Scummy. How's the veggie cycle doing?

it's an eagles green christmas!!!!

i have enough ham & cookies to last a year...or at least the rest of the year.

I hate how God lets bad things happen to good people...When is enough enough and how do you stop and make any sense of what happens in life:(

posting this and then going back to bed .. to watch football highlights.

and hope we can beat 'em in the playoffs





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http://tinyurl.com/ylmevb

I'll miss him so very much and I know a lot of you will too, especially SMW.



HaPPy HollyDaze to you all.....

Oh that is very sad news. Thanks for posting the link and letting us know, Scummy.

I hate how God lets bad things happen to good people...When is enough enough and how do you stop and make any sense of what happens in life:(

Old Southern Gentleman was, wel... old. older than dirt, older than time, even older than Smartie (i'm going to get beaten when she gets back).

it's sad, but not really a surprise.

Old Southern Gentleman was, wel... old. older than dirt, older than time, even older than Smartie (i'm going to get beaten when she gets back).

it's sad, but not really a surprise.


You do like living on the edge, don't ya, Mikey?



:corn:

*waits for Smarty to show up*

You do like living on the edge, don't ya, Mikey?



:corn:

*waits for Smarty to show up*

We should all NOT post any more till she gets back....let's make sure his post stays up near the top :corn:

btw......MORNIN EVERYONE......well, everyone except Lager :hitout:

You do like living on the edge, don't ya, Mikey?



:corn:

*waits for Smarty to show up*
i gotta be me.http://www.messengerfreak.com/emoticons/animals/penguin03.gif

btw......MORNIN EVERYONE......well, everyone except Lager :hitout:
why? it's not his fault the Crimeboys suck.

why? it's not his fault the Crimeboys suck.
:banana:

why? it's not his fault the Crimeboys suck.

Yeah, well...he don't have to rub it in like that....does he?? I would NEVER do something like that to him :D

And....don't think we don't know you are just trying to cover your tracks with Smarty by putting up alot of messages......she'll still see your l'il "display of affection" up there :slap:

:banana:

:slap:

Hello. This week is going to suck. I know this because one of the big guys came to me this morning and told me this week was going to be hell. At least its only 4 days.

I had a great Christmas. I hope you all had the same.

one of the big guys came to me this morning and told me this week was going to be hell.

that pretty bad when even the boss gives up on blowing sunshine up everyones ass.:(


you still have us:flowers:

that pretty bad when even the boss gives up on blowing sunshine up everyones ass.:(


you still have us:flowers:


maybe a little, I'll probably be too busy to post much

Well better get back to my orders. I figure if I stay busy enough then my day will go by fast.

:comphit:

that's ok, we understand.

well, most of us do, Corey will throw a fit after he wakes up from his nap.

I hate how God lets bad things happen to good people...When is enough enough and how do you stop and make any sense of what happens in life:(


Bad things are what makes us stronger. We are taught lessons everyday.

It's all about having faith.

God is good.

posting this and then going back to bed .. to watch football highlights.

and hope we can beat 'em in the playoffs







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It boggles the mind,how The Bengals can blow such an opportunity.
As if being The worst Team for an entire decade,under Dave Shula
wasn't bad enough.
Cinci had a cushy chance to tie the game under a minute with
an extra point field goal.But they flubbed the snap,and had to
hope for an on-side kick.The on-side kick worked,but a Bengal player
took one foot too far and was called off sides.

You do like living on the edge, don't ya, Mikey?



:corn:

*waits for Smarty to show up*

However,what if one tetters on " the edge " of Righteousness.?
Like,most Teen boys.They just can't seem to Be Totally good.
As if a widdle naughty is good for the soul.
I wonder if St.Francis was a naughty Boy.?
I heard tell,he back sassed his Pop as a youngster.
He did a good deed,and gave all the money he had in his poscket to a
beggar.He was laughed at by the group of youngsters he was
associating with.To add further insult,when he got home his
Dad,also Mocked and lashed out at him.

Mornin everyone
Are there any survivors from Mondays fiasco?

what fiasco?

Mornin everyone
Are there any survivors from Mondays fiasco?

Depends "which" Monday fiasco you are referring to.....I had so many to choose from....but I think I can still answer your question....NO!!