Is this what happened to Smarty today? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxXyJPbbuw8)

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxXyJPbbuw8)


LMAO!!

(*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*)

I wasn't stuck on an escalator... but I did come down with a BIG MAMA JAMA cold. ACHOOOOOOOOO!

However, I dragged myself back and here I sit.

*sniffle*

(anybody feel sorry for me yet, or do I need to go on with the body noises?)

:)
SMW

P.S. G'mornin, y'all!

Morning Smarty...sorry you're feeling puny. We missed you, g/f!!

:)
Kimi

Maybe Cuz ya don't.
There's - "Honey" - and a feud udder sweetie pie monikers.
Like I say - I gots this uncanny Billity ta unfetter the
Cotton Candy,at dis Pop Stand.

Don't be tellin my secrets. Had a dream last night I was trying to get my GED and finally realized that, at my age, it probably doesn't matter anyway... so I screwed the principal. And got caught! Gotta love taking those cold meds.

:banana:

Thx, Kimi. Missed y'all too. Just gotta get that pc fixed at home... I feel so... outta touch!

After my fiasco at the mall on Saturday when some clerk put away all the stuff I'd picked out before I could pay for it... I've got about 3 things bought. They've got vendors in the lobby downstairs and I'm gonna go check them out shortly. Thinking books for several on my list, so here's hoping they've got a bookstore!

Weld,Maybe you need to rearrange yer schedule of events.
Get yer Panhandlin in front of Neiman Marcus Outs the way
FIRST,baford ya goad an try payin fer the stuff ya done picks out.
Wood bees my advice,thar.... " Darlin Honey Buns " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's more like it.You totaled the rear end of a bike.
Not merely BENT a swingarm.
If you were on a steep hill and somethin happened,one mite
roll backwards into a Vehicle.Or unloading a bike from a Trailer.
See how I have an uncanny way of gettin Udders to fess up :
--- TO THE REAL STORY ---!
I gots this bility from years of Putzin up with crapola,round
pop stands like Dis joint hears.

Well, ya know those ramps at the end of a loading dock? I coasted up the ramp just fine.....

Weld,Maybe you need to rearrange yer schedule of events.
Get yer Panhandlin in front of Neiman Marcus Outs the way
FIRST,baford ya goad an try payin fer the stuff ya done picks out.
Wood bees my advice,thar.... " Darlin Honey Buns " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that you mention it, dumplin, you could get my gift there. They deliver, ya know?

:slap:

Don't be tellin my secrets. Had a dream last night I was trying to get my GED and finally realized that, at my age, it probably doesn't matter anyway... so I screwed the principal. And got caught! Gotta love taking those cold meds.

:banana:

Having a High School Diploma is THE first step in the
Boot Camp of Life...Thar Dumplins !

and mornin Mary, Kimi, Musiq, Lager, Kelly, Ren, and anyone else I missed

Morning Ride....I sent you a reply for the card you sent me...LOL...I hope I don't wake up Christmas morning to that!

:)
Kimi

and mornin Mary, Kimi, Musiq, Lager, Kelly, Ren, and anyone else I missed


Salutations, Mr. Life!

Now that you mention it, dumplin, you could get my gift there. They deliver, ya know?

:slap:

Me wonders if they gift wrap as Nice as :
- Saks Fifth Avenue or Tiffany's - ?

I'm here.....finally....just didn't wanna crawl outta bed this morning (for some reason) ;) Only me and the midget here today...boss and other co-worker taking another couple days off.....wish I could :( It doesn't help that I feel like sh*t either......waah waah waah....don't y'all feel sorry for me now??

Oh yeah.....welcome back Smarty.....you were missed yesterday :D


Damn, you girls been kssing the same boys, or what? I've got hot toddies to cure what ails ya!

Morning missy....how's tricks?

:)
Kimi

Salutations, Mr. Life!

Bwa Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I haves a bad habit of not really Readin Posts.
So's I SKIM.Juts browse real fast like.
I thought I Read - Moron Mary - inside quotes ,but it was "morning Mary'
and then the usual blah blah blah whoopie.

all you sick people better stay away from me! :hitout:

Well, ya know those ramps at the end of a loading dock? I coasted up the ramp just fine.....

No,I surely don't KNOW about such loading docks.
I ain't about ta fritter me days away,down on the Waterfront
Lookin fer spare Buddies.

all you sick people better stay away from me! :hitout:


me too!

Don't be tellin my secrets. Had a dream last night I was trying to get my GED and finally realized that, at my age, it probably doesn't matter anyway... so I screwed the principal. And got caught! Gotta love taking those cold meds.

:banana:

LMAO! What is it you're taking for that cold? ~getting pencil out~

Thx, Kimi. Missed y'all too. Just gotta get that pc fixed at home... I feel so... outta touch!

Yeah, and I've got to just GET a PC for home. That's one of my goals for the new year.

all you sick people better stay away from me! :hitout:

Ditto, Lager....I don't have time for that right now.

all you sick people better stay away from me! :hitout:


Awwwwwwwwww is someone in a bad mood today...
Well call in sick and play hooky in the hot tub and just chill.
Works for me lol

Awwwwwwwwww is someone in a bad mood today...
Well call in sick and play hooky in the hot tub and just chill.
Works for me lol


i'm good today!

they are all sick.. could give me a computer virus or summin

LMAO! What is it you're taking for that cold? ~getting pencil out~


pass me the answer when she tells you!

I havent' had a dream as good as that one in a long time.

i'm good today!

they are all sick.. could give me a computer virus or summin


LOL a computer virus lol
Well just don't cuddle to close to your computer then and practice safe sex.... hehe
Don't let the computer fight back
Hclager >>:comphit:

hclager O
computer 1

LOL a computer virus lol
Well just don't cuddle to close to your computer then and practice safe sex.... hehe
Don't let the computer fight back
Hclager >>:comphit:

hclager O
computer 1


but the warm glow from the monitor comforts me

pass me the answer when she tells you!

I havent' had a dream as good as that one in a long time.


No kidding...Smarty could make her own porn flick in her dreams!

Soooooo....Smarty gave up on this, anyone else wanna try?

http://www.weffriddles.com/

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/xmascheers.gif

Damn, you girls been kssing the same boys, or what? I've got hot toddies to cure what ails ya!

Morning missy....how's tricks?

:)
Kimi

She better not be....hehehehe

Tricks are ok....could be better but I guess I shouldn't complain cuz they could also be worse :@@:

pass me the answer when she tells you!

I havent' had a dream as good as that one in a long time.

PM kind. Guaranteed to make you screw strange men in your dreams!

I hate colds!!! Can manage to ride public transportation all year without getting one, then one trip to the mall and ZAPPO, I'm snifflin. Yet another reason I hate malls.

But wait... I ain't thru whining yet.

Not a damn bookstore one downstairs. Two or three jewelry places, one selling those 'redi-mix' cake doodads and another selling dried fruits & nuts. What the hell?

Looks like another few trips to the mall are in order. Probably get friggin leprosy this time.

*grumble*

PM kind. Guaranteed to make you screw strange men in your dreams!

I hate colds!!! Can manage to ride public transportation all year without getting one, then one trip to the mall and ZAPPO, I'm snifflin. Yet another reason I hate malls.

But wait... I ain't thru whining yet.

Not a damn bookstore one downstairs. Two or three jewelry places, one selling those 'redi-mix' cake doodads and another selling dried fruits & nuts. What the hell?

Looks like another few trips to the mall are in order. Probably get friggin leprosy this time.

*grumble*

Order from Amazon. They'll even wrap it for you and ship it direct! No malls necessary!:banana:

I'm hungry!!

What's cooking for lunch?

Soooooo....Smarty gave up on this, anyone else wanna try?

http://www.weffriddles.com/

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/xmascheers.gif

I found the itbegins.html. now what???

I'm hungry!!

What's cooking for lunch?


... hmm roast beef sandwich or a salad or leftover stew or doritos and french onion dip

Order from Amazon. They'll even wrap it for you and ship it direct! No malls necessary!:banana:

I've even got a few things already in my shopping cart there. Waiting til I picked out enough to get free shipping. Thanks for reminding me!

:corn:

but the warm glow from the monitor comforts me

Well dear I think we need to talk about you getting out more. I don't know about the rest of the ladies here but I am sure there are a few that would help a poor boy out. hehehe

Especially if you can cook. lol that is a defendant bonus on the dating gene pool.
If you are single that is LMAOROTFL

PM kind. Guaranteed to make you screw strange men in your dreams!

I hate colds!!! Can manage to ride public transportation all year without getting one, then one trip to the mall and ZAPPO, I'm snifflin. Yet another reason I hate malls.

But wait... I ain't thru whining yet.

Not a damn bookstore one downstairs. Two or three jewelry places, one selling those 'redi-mix' cake doodads and another selling dried fruits & nuts. What the hell?

Looks like another few trips to the mall are in order. Probably get friggin leprosy this time.

*grumble*


When I get older will I hate the mall too???? I just can't see myself not liking it. I wish I could go more.

:cat:

Well dear I think we need to talk about you getting out more. I don't know about the rest of the ladies here but I am sure there are a few that would help a poor boy out. hehehe

Especially if you can cook. lol that is a defendant bonus on the dating gene pool.
If you are single that is LMAOROTFL


of course i cook!

i can't eat fast food all the time. ewww

When I get older will I hate the mall too???? I just can't see myself not liking it. I wish I could go more.

:cat:

Probably ;)

When I get older will I hate the mall too???? I just can't see myself not liking it. I wish I could go more.

:cat:

i hate the mall because there isn't a dude at the door checking id's. so i don't know if the women are over 21.

Order from Amazon. They'll even wrap it for you and ship it direct! No malls necessary!:banana:

Umm...WHAT IF The UPS man has a thing fer Galsy
In Haircurlers and Bathrobe with fuzzy pink slippers.
Like...Whats ta stop he from Mall'n one on Delievery.
I mean,like those guys gots the Moves.
Why'daya tink they wear Shorts for 9 months of the year.?

i hate the mall because there isn't a dude at the door checking id's. so i don't know if the women are over 21.

Wood you kindly join in the conversation at hand,w/o
overtly worryin if that Chippendale Bouncer is gonna frisk ya
Juts Once,fer Godfrey Cambridge.

... hmm roast beef sandwich or a salad or leftover stew or doritos and french onion dip


im going with super carbs....breadsticks from a local pizza place with lots of cheese sauce.

maybe i should take preggo test. I'm eating things I dont normally eat.

i hate the mall because there isn't a dude at the door checking id's. so i don't know if the women are over 21.


That is such a typical Corey reponse!

:thumbs:

im going with super carbs....breadsticks from a local pizza place with lots of cheese sauce.

maybe i should take preggo test. I'm eating things I dont normally eat.


there ya go! hmmm maybe you should start looking into used mini vans

I found the itbegins.html. now what???


did you type it into the url line on your browser window?

What works for level one, works for level 2

;)

Well dear I think we need to talk about you getting out more. I don't know about the rest of the ladies here but I am sure there are a few that would help a poor boy out. hehehe

Especially if you can cook. lol that is a defendant bonus on the dating gene pool.
If you are single that is LMAOROTFL

QVC has had an awfullt lot of tempting foods for purchase.
Like Special little single Chateau Briands and Maine Lobsters in
fluffy Pastry.

did you type it into the url line on your browser window?

What works for level one, works for level 2

;)

but got a THIS PAGE NOT FOUND. So I gave up.

the good news is... I'm up to 4 gifts now on Amazon! Maybe by the end of the day, I'll have my list covered!

(MMMMM, UPS men in shorts!)

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Granny coming down the street and was so ashamed.
Grandma didn't know her occupation. Granny stopped to say hi, and asked
what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Granny said wonderful she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Granny coming down the street and was so ashamed.
Grandma didn't know her occupation. Granny stopped to say hi, and asked
what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Granny said wonderful she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO....thanks for that one Kimi....I sooooo needed a laugh like that right now!!! :banana:

QVC has had an awfullt lot of tempting foods for purchase.
Like Special little single Chateau Briands and Maine Lobsters in
fluffy Pastry.


Really well that must be an American company lol
WE Canadians like them fresh, hot and steamy. lol

PM kind. Guaranteed to make you screw strange men in your dreams!

I hate colds!!! Can manage to ride public transportation all year without getting one, then one trip to the mall and ZAPPO, I'm snifflin. Yet another reason I hate malls.

But wait... I ain't thru whining yet.

Not a damn bookstore one downstairs. Two or three jewelry places, one selling those 'redi-mix' cake doodads and another selling dried fruits & nuts. What the hell?

Looks like another few trips to the mall are in order. Probably get friggin leprosy this time.

*grumble*

LMAO - I'm thinking of packing it in this morning and finding a bar open and drinking the rest of the day....I've already recruited several others...wanna join us?

Well dear I think we need to talk about you getting out more. I don't know about the rest of the ladies here but I am sure there are a few that would help a poor boy out. hehehe

Especially if you can cook. lol that is a defendant bonus on the dating gene pool.
If you are single that is LMAOROTFL


No, he doesn't make coffee, so none of us want him.

When I get older will I hate the mall too???? I just can't see myself not liking it. I wish I could go more.

:cat:

It has nothing to do with age....I've always hated the mall...even when I was your age!

LMAO - I'm thinking of packing it in this morning and finding a bar open and drinking the rest of the day....I've already recruited several others...wanna join us?

Haven't mentioned it yet... but one of my cousins passed away over the weekend and his funeral is this afternoon. So I can't go get drunk today. And tomorrow's another expensive meds infusion, so can't go then either. How 'bout we ditch these jobs and do it Friday? After all, I've worked one whole 8 hr day already this week, why spoil 'em?

:)
SMW

Haven't mentioned it yet... but one of my cousins passed away over the weekend and his funeral is this afternoon. So I can't go get drunk today. And tomorrow's another expensive meds infusion, so can't go then either. How 'bout we ditch these jobs and do it Friday? After all, I've worked one whole 8 hr day already this week, why spoil 'em?

:)
SMW

But wait.....if ya do it Friday...I can't go wif ya :(

Our Christmas party is Friday nite and we get to leave early that day so we can go get all "gussied up" :banana: Actually....I'm looking forward to this one, for reasons I will leave most of ya guessin at :D

Haven't mentioned it yet... but one of my cousins passed away over the weekend and his funeral is this afternoon. So I can't go get drunk today. And tomorrow's another expensive meds infusion, so can't go then either. How 'bout we ditch these jobs and do it Friday? After all, I've worked one whole 8 hr day already this week, why spoil 'em?

:)
SMW

I'm sorry about your cousin, Smarty. It's kinda one of those weeks, huh? Friday sounds good to me!

Got news this morning that my poor mama is going to have yet another surgery, this time to clear the cartoid artery to prevent her from having a massive stroke. She's so deep in dementia that she's taking it all in stride, which is so unlike her, but small blessings, huh? Keep her in your prayers, okay?

But wait.....if ya do it Friday...I can't go wif ya :(

Our Christmas party is Friday nite and we get to leave early that day so we can go get all "gussied up" :banana: Actually....I'm looking forward to this one, for reasons I will leave most of ya guessin at :D


:D :banana:

Dec 13, 2006 11:10 am US/Central

'Raymond' Actor Peter Boyle Dies
Slideshow: 2006 Newsmakers Remembered
Slideshow: Top TV Catch Phrases
(CBS) NEW YORK Veteran character actor Peter Boyle, 71, who played the crabby father of Ray Romano on the CBS comedy "Everybody Loves Raymond," died Tuesday evening in New York after a long battle with multiple myeloma and heart disease, his publicist Jennifer Plante confirmed to CBS News on Wednesday.

In his long career, Boyle appeared in a great many films, including 1976's "Taxi Driver" opposite Robert De Niro, 1994's "The Shadow" starring Alec Baldwin, and "Monster's Ball" opposite Billy Bob Thornton. Most recently, he played Father Time in "The Santa Clause 3" with Tim Allen.

Boyle was born Oct. 18, 1935, in Philadelphia. He left a calling as a Christian monk in the 1950s to become an actor, and in 1970, he won acclaim playing an intolerant factory worker in the movie "Joe."

In 1974, Boyle joined Mel Brooks to star as the famous monster in "Young Frankenstein." Boyle reportedly was in full monster make-up for the film when he met his future wife, Rolling Stone reporter Loraine Alterman Boyle.

In 1996, Boyle won an Emmy for guest actor in a drama series for an appearance on the sci-fi hit "The X-Files."

He was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for "Raymond" in 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002 and 2003. The series finale of the comedy aired on May 16, 2005.

Boyle is survived by his wife, Loraine, and daughters Lucy and Amy.

I'm sorry about your cousin, Smarty. It's kinda one of those weeks, huh? Friday sounds good to me!

Got news this morning that my poor mama is going to have yet another surgery, this time to clear the cartoid artery to prevent her from having a massive stroke. She's so deep in dementia that she's taking it all in stride, which is so unlike her, but small blessings, huh? Keep her in your prayers, okay?

Bless her heart... she's been thru quite enough hasn't she?

My cousin died of cancer. He was 60. Came as quite a shock to me since I didn't even know he had cancer. Guess he was just one of those who kept things to himself. Someone said he'd suffered with it for the last 2 years. We weren't close as adults... but as kids, me & his little sister were inseparable. Bad as I hate funerals, I'm lookin forward to seeing her.

Dec 13, 2006 11:10 am US/Central

'Raymond' Actor Peter Boyle Dies
Slideshow: 2006 Newsmakers Remembered
Slideshow: Top TV Catch Phrases
(CBS) NEW YORK Veteran character actor Peter Boyle, 71, who played the crabby father of Ray Romano on the CBS comedy "Everybody Loves Raymond," died Tuesday evening in New York after a long battle with multiple myeloma and heart disease, his publicist Jennifer Plante confirmed to CBS News on Wednesday.

In his long career, Boyle appeared in a great many films, including 1976's "Taxi Driver" opposite Robert De Niro, 1994's "The Shadow" starring Alec Baldwin, and "Monster's Ball" opposite Billy Bob Thornton. Most recently, he played Father Time in "The Santa Clause 3" with Tim Allen.

Boyle was born Oct. 18, 1935, in Philadelphia. He left a calling as a Christian monk in the 1950s to become an actor, and in 1970, he won acclaim playing an intolerant factory worker in the movie "Joe."

In 1974, Boyle joined Mel Brooks to star as the famous monster in "Young Frankenstein." Boyle reportedly was in full monster make-up for the film when he met his future wife, Rolling Stone reporter Loraine Alterman Boyle.

In 1996, Boyle won an Emmy for guest actor in a drama series for an appearance on the sci-fi hit "The X-Files."

He was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for "Raymond" in 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002 and 2003. The series finale of the comedy aired on May 16, 2005.

Boyle is survived by his wife, Loraine, and daughters Lucy and Amy.


I just read this. Very sad. I loved him on Everybody loves Raymond.

No, he doesn't make coffee, so none of us want him.


Hummm just because he doesn't make coffee does that mean we need to trade him in. Hey what am I saying trading and such. hummm He is a free agent and well I have a good man right now. Things are just a little strained right now.

Dec 13, 2006 11:10 am US/Central

'Raymond' Actor Peter Boyle Dies
Slideshow: 2006 Newsmakers Remembered
Slideshow: Top TV Catch Phrases
(CBS) NEW YORK Veteran character actor Peter Boyle, 71, who played the crabby father of Ray Romano on the CBS comedy "Everybody Loves Raymond," died Tuesday evening in New York after a long battle with multiple myeloma and heart disease, his publicist Jennifer Plante confirmed to CBS News on Wednesday.

In his long career, Boyle appeared in a great many films, including 1976's "Taxi Driver" opposite Robert De Niro, 1994's "The Shadow" starring Alec Baldwin, and "Monster's Ball" opposite Billy Bob Thornton. Most recently, he played Father Time in "The Santa Clause 3" with Tim Allen.

Boyle was born Oct. 18, 1935, in Philadelphia. He left a calling as a Christian monk in the 1950s to become an actor, and in 1970, he won acclaim playing an intolerant factory worker in the movie "Joe."

In 1974, Boyle joined Mel Brooks to star as the famous monster in "Young Frankenstein." Boyle reportedly was in full monster make-up for the film when he met his future wife, Rolling Stone reporter Loraine Alterman Boyle.

In 1996, Boyle won an Emmy for guest actor in a drama series for an appearance on the sci-fi hit "The X-Files."

He was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for "Raymond" in 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002 and 2003. The series finale of the comedy aired on May 16, 2005.

Boyle is survived by his wife, Loraine, and daughters Lucy and Amy.

great nice way to make a day shittier then it already was. love ya for that.

Hummm just because he doesn't make coffee does that mean we need to trade him in. Hey what am I saying trading and such. hummm He is a free agent and well I have a good man right now. Things are just a little strained right now.

Quite the contrary, sweetie. We've been trying to get HL married off for YEARS now! I say, ditch your b/f and we'll hook you two up!!! It's just a shame to see such a sweet guy get away with being single! (Be warned... he's a little reluctant.)

:)
SMW

I just read this. Very sad. I loved him on Everybody loves Raymond.

I really liked him too.

:(
SMW

Quite the contrary, sweetie. We've been trying to get HL married off for YEARS now! I say, ditch your b/f and we'll hook you two up!!! It's just a shame to see such a sweet guy get away with being single! (Be warned... he's a little reluctant.)

:)
SMW


should i be jealous?

:bike:

LOL, I knew that'd be coming. But just think... then y'all could have an illicit affair! That's soooo much more fun anyway.

(I mean, of course, IF one did such a thing... which of course, I wouldn't know about. No sireeeee, not me.)

*koff*

Quite the contrary, sweetie. We've been trying to get HL married off for YEARS now! I say, ditch your b/f and we'll hook you two up!!! It's just a shame to see such a sweet guy get away with being single! (Be warned... he's a little reluctant.)

:)
SMW


hehe well thanks for the offer. I think life is complicated enough for me right now and well, to many irons in the fire is not good for a girl. Reluctant my guy was the king of reluctant but look at him now. He can be such a sweetheart when I can be such a bitch.

hehe well thanks for the offer. I think life is complicated enough for me right now and well, to many irons in the fire is not good for a girl. Reluctant my guy was the king of reluctant but look at him now. He can be such a sweetheart when I can be such a bitch.

The secret to a woman's happiness (when it comes to men) is to have a pair and a spare. Always works for me!

:banana:
SMW

LMAO - I'm thinking of packing it in this morning and finding a bar open and drinking the rest of the day....I've already recruited several others...wanna join us?


i'm in

The secret to a woman's happiness (when it comes to men) is to have a pair and a spare. Always works for me!

:banana:
SMW


Hummmmmmmmmm is that what I am doing wrong. Why didn't any one share their wisdom with me sooner it would have saved me a lot of time keeping just one man happy. lol

guess we should check with hclager first though. hehe

Hummmmmmmmmm is that what I am doing wrong. Why didn't any one share their wisdom with me sooner it would have saved me a lot of time keeping just one man happy. lol

guess we should check with hclager first though. hehe


messing around with a foreign chick? sounds good to me ;)

messing around with a foreign chick? sounds good to me ;)


Well we foreign chick might be a bit to much for you older gents to handle. lol
:banana: :slap: :banana:

messing around with a foreign chick? sounds good to me ;)

He wouldn't mind being some gal's spare!

(Yer a good man, HL!)

:corn:

I used to have a few spares. Then I got with D and let them all loose.

What happened to me???

maybe i should start drinking again

Bless her heart... she's been thru quite enough hasn't she?

My cousin died of cancer. He was 60. Came as quite a shock to me since I didn't even know he had cancer. Guess he was just one of those who kept things to himself. Someone said he'd suffered with it for the last 2 years. We weren't close as adults... but as kids, me & his little sister were inseparable. Bad as I hate funerals, I'm lookin forward to seeing her.

As bad as it sounds, funerals are generally a good way to see people you haven't seen in a while. I'm usually shocked at how old everyone has gotten!

Yes, my mom shouldn't have to be dealing with any more. They haven't even started the radiation yet and I don't know how this surgery will affect all of that. She's got a man by her side that every good woman should have, though. My dad has taken care of her through all of this, all the while dealing with his own medical problems. Sucks, plain and simple.

I used to have a few spares. Then I got with D and let them all loose.

What happened to me???

maybe i should start drinking again

Just waiting for D to make one wrong move and PRESTO -- instant spare!

Better wait til Xander gets a little older before you start bar-hoppin again. Nuthin sadder than a woman parking her stroller by the door and yelling PARTAY!!!!!

:banana:

Hummm just because he doesn't make coffee does that mean we need to trade him in. Hey what am I saying trading and such. hummm He is a free agent and well I have a good man right now. Things are just a little strained right now.

It's a joke about his un-willingness to provide coffee for sleep-over guests. Mikey has berated him for it for quite a while now. And, there's something having to do with Lager's penchant for turkeys....that was all before my time with the group, so somebody else would have to tell you that story.

i'm in

Get your butt down here, then. I'll hold a bar stool open for you.

I used to have a few spares. Then I got with D and let them all loose.

What happened to me???

maybe i should start drinking again

You're more than welcome to come on down and join us for our drinking day.

He wouldn't mind being some gal's spare!

(Yer a good man, HL!)

:corn:


HUMMMMMMMMMMm well I don't know.. going to have to think on that one.
hehehe blushes and giggles plus feels flattered.
There are some good guys out there.

It's a joke about his un-willingness to provide coffee for sleep-over guests. Mikey has berated him for it for quite a while now. And, there's something having to do with Lager's penchant for turkeys....that was all before my time with the group, so somebody else would have to tell you that story.


Well we have moved to sleep over guests.
mikey hehe and lager hummmmmm that is a story.
So who is going to share.

I need a good laugh today

Really well that must be an American company lol
WE Canadians like them fresh, hot and steamy. lol

I dunno know how they do it,but the Beef was rare and full of
juices,and the Lobster looked perfect and puffy.
Fresh is best.
usually the Finest restaurants get first dibs on the best
shrimp or Prime meat.Flown in on FedEx.

Gone. Manana, y'all!

Well we have moved to sleep over guests.
mikey hehe and lager hummmmmm that is a story.
So who is going to share.

I need a good laugh today

Mikey was just trying to give him pointers on how to treat "overnight" guests and it came to light that Lager didn't even own a coffee maker, it just went from there.

If you want a good laugh, go to the Gold Member Forum and read Napster's poor, pitiful story about being sex-deprived by some ethopian woman more than twice his age....gag!

Just waiting for D to make one wrong move and PRESTO -- instant spare!

Better wait til Xander gets a little older before you start bar-hoppin again. Nuthin sadder than a woman parking her stroller by the door and yelling PARTAY!!!!!

:banana:

I was a purdy good Barhopper in me day.
Probably still could.

I was a purdy good Barhopper in me day.
Probably still could.

Well, this is bar-hopping day in Arkansas....get on down here, Fool. You can bring my Christmas present with you.

I dunno know how they do it,but the Beef was rare and full of
juices,and the Lobster looked perfect and puffy.
Fresh is best.
usually the Finest restaurants get first dibs on the best
shrimp or Prime meat.Flown in on FedEx.

Well they say fresh is best. hehe
or at least that is my motto..

Mikey was just trying to give him pointers on how to treat "overnight" guests and it came to light that Lager didn't even own a coffee maker, it just went from there.

If you want a good laugh, go to the Gold Member Forum and read Napster's poor, pitiful story about being sex-deprived by some ethopian woman more than twice his age....gag!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO really sounds cool, dirt love lots of dirt hehe
Never know when you might need it..
So mikey is giving advice hummmmmmmmmmm.

something just shook the hell outta the building

something just shook the hell outta the building


godzilla lives hehe

apparently it was a lil earthquake

apparently it was a lil earthquake

Yeah, yeah, yeah....you started drinking without me, didn't you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah....you started drinking without me, didn't you?


Hey don't start with out me I really need a few today. hummmmm stress sucks big time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....you started drinking without me, didn't you?


lol i wish!!! not for anothe 7 hours

lol i wish!!! not for anothe 7 hours

Three for me......:smile2:

I know I don't believe in it. But You all have a good relationship with the big guy. He doesn't care much for me. But if you ask him he may look out for me. I will be having surgery tomorrow morn. It is a cornea transplant. They say it is pretty routine but still a scary thing. But when all healed I will be better able to see female feet!! Thanks all I luv ya!

-Feetie:@@:

I know I don't believe in it. But You all have a good relationship with the big guy. He doesn't care much for me. But if you ask him he may look out for me. I will be having surgery tomorrow morn. It is a cornea transplant. They say it is pretty routine but still a scary thing. But when all healed I will be better able to see female feet!! Thanks all I luv ya!

-Feetie:@@:


best wishes and hope your surgen goes to bed early tonight.

radio says it was a 3.7 quake

Hello there do I know you? If not what a pleasure to meet you. Hope you have fun here. I am Feetie the resident Foot Fetish. Have a great day!

-Feetie

I know I don't believe in it. But You all have a good relationship with the big guy. He doesn't care much for me. But if you ask him he may look out for me. I will be having surgery tomorrow morn. It is a cornea transplant. They say it is pretty routine but still a scary thing. But when all healed I will be better able to see female feet!! Thanks all I luv ya!

-Feetie:@@:

Feetie!!! You're gonna be okay, dude! And like you say, you'll be better able to tend to our tootsies afterward. Keep us posted and I'll talk to the big guy for you (he DOES care about you too).

Can I get quick foot massage before you go???

:)
Kimi

best wishes and hope your surgen goes to bed early tonight.

I hope so too......The nurse is a hottie hope she wears sandals tomorrow!