Whatta way to end a bad day. Going home here. Tomorrow will be better... won't it???
Your optimistic friend,
SMW

GAWD I HOPE SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomorrow will not be better..... i'll be back at work.

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes

tomorrow will not be better..... i'll be back at work.

Then I vote for you to stay home again because it REALLY NEEDS TO GET BETTER or I might have to go postal!!! :eek:

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes


nice

woohooo!!!

found another avatar someone made for me.

tomorrow will not be better..... i'll be back at work.
after 9 1/2 hours yesterday and 11 today-i have tomorrow off...unless i get called in for something.:woohoo:

i think i'll take a week off in january. to use up the days i didn't use this year .. and to piss of the sales department looking to get projects done :)

If anyone cares, this is the word of the day
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j272/kk6pg/ATT00004.jpg

morning

morning

it is.

you think so, eh?

damn, it's wednesday already

damn, it's wednesday already

Seems like it oughta be Saturday.

Gotta go back upstairs and finish decorating this morning. Ho ho friggin ho.

Later, candycanes.

:)
SMW

damn, it's wednesday already
yep-and unless i get called in, i'm off until monday!:hula:

Later, candycanes.

:)
SMW
Bronners was all sorts of different flavored candycanes!http://www.smileycollector.com/ixmas/santa_3.gifmages/

Mornin everyone

Christmas decorations? I dont put mine up till xmas eve. Since xmas eve falls on Sunday, and I aint workin on Sunday, then I guess they aint gettin put up this year, are they?

Scrooge

Mornin everyone

Christmas decorations? I dont put mine up till xmas eve. Since xmas eve falls on Sunday, and I aint workin on Sunday, then I guess they aint gettin put up this year, are they?

Scrooge


makes taking them down alot easier

Todays Wednesday
The company cook is on vacation
that means.... no lunch today.
again.
How am I supposed to feed myself if nobody cooks me lunch?

makes taking them down alot easier

Yeah, its great. This makes the second year in a row that I get to play and not have to deal with it. I could get used to this

Hey all I'm here!!!! All is well now huh?? Busy day for me again but I'm slacking off a little bit. I just finished my Christmas shopping for D. I have to buy his online. He got 4 gifts from me. Wonder what he will get me??? A wedding?

:hahanot:

Happy Humps!!!

Hey all I'm here!!!! All is well now huh?? Busy day for me again but I'm slacking off a little bit. I just finished my Christmas shopping for D. I have to buy his online. He got 4 gifts from me. Wonder what he will get me??? A wedding?

:hahanot:

Happy Humps!!!
or a dry basement and a waterheater:thumbs:

Hey all I'm here!!!! All is well now huh?? Busy day for me again but I'm slacking off a little bit. I just finished my Christmas shopping for D. I have to buy his online. He got 4 gifts from me. Wonder what he will get me??? A wedding?

:hahanot:

Happy Humps!!!

worst gift ever

worst gift ever
a new diaper bag?

or a dry basement and a waterheater:thumbs:

yeah no joke. Even after buying that pump water is still coming in from the drain in the basement. As for the water heater I can't wait to buy one!!! I'm sick of heating water to do dishes and taking showers at my parents.

a new diaper bag?


that's not even close to being funny!

Actually i got a new purse from my mom for christmas (i pick out my christmas from her) and I made sure it was big enough to throw a diaper in if need be. I'm definitely now a mother.

:eek:

Seems like it oughta be Saturday.

Gotta go back upstairs and finish decorating this morning. Ho ho friggin ho.

Later, candycanes.

:)
SMW

I'm even wishing it was Saturday already :(

No decorations at my house this year either unless some little elves come and put them up.....Scrooge lives at my house!!

Having cheap E's tonight...... :woohoo:

Oh yeah.......MORNIN ALL :D

I'm even wishing it was Saturday already :(

No decorations at my house this year either unless some little elves come and put them up.....Scrooge lives at my house!!

Having cheap E's tonight...... :woohoo:


Don't talk about Mexican food. I've been craving it but trying to hold out on getting it because of the calories.

So don't come in tomorrow telling us how good they were!

:thumbs:

that's not even close to being funny!

Actually i got a new purse from my mom for christmas (i pick out my christmas from her) and I made sure it was big enough to throw a diaper in if need be. I'm definitely now a mother.

:eek:

Yeah,I gots a New Purse fur Christmas onced.Kind of a gag
Christmas gift.However it wasn't.
It had some really NeAtO little goddies inside.
A nice black ball of Opium,wrapped in special foil.
A little pill box with Seconals & Sopors.
Needless to say,I was seein Reindeer,even before all was well and
the clock struck 12.

Last year I bought one of those little tabletop trees (about 3 ft tall) added lights & stuff... then after Christmas, wrapped it in a trashbag and stored it in the garage. This year, brought it out, tore off the bag, plugged it in and PRESTO! Instant tree!

Whew! Finally finished with the party decs. Now I'm ready for the food!!!

:)
SMW

Morning troops! Merry Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!

:)
Kimi

I'm even wishing it was Saturday already :(

No decorations at my house this year either unless some little elves come and put them up.....Scrooge lives at my house!!

Having cheap E's tonight...... :woohoo:

I do Not.I've never been to yer house.

Yeah,I gots a New Purse fur Christmas onced.Kind of a gag
Christmas gift.However it wasn't.
It had some really NeAtO little goddies inside.
A nice black ball of Opium,wrapped in special foil.
A little pill box with Seconals & Sopors.
Needless to say,I was seein Reindeer,even before all was well and
the clock struck 12.

You can just wrap my present in a zip-lock baggie!


:banana:

Check your PM....I need some help with something.

Last year I bought one of those little tabletop trees (about 3 ft tall) added lights & stuff... then after Christmas, wrapped it in a trashbag and stored it in the garage. This year, brought it out, tore off the bag, plugged it in and PRESTO! Instant tree!

Whew! Finally finished with the party decs. Now I'm ready for the food!!!




:)
SMW

Ok,I get it.So the Morale of the sory reads > You're supercalafrag
ilisticexpealidociouslly gOOd at tear'n baggs,er some such stuff.

Check your PM....I need some help with something.

No.You'll juts have to learnt how to help yerself unweasel
whatever mess you done got yerself into this time,by yer lonesome.

You can just wrap my present in a zip-lock baggie!


:banana:

Mine too darlin :thumbs:

No.You'll juts have to learnt how to help yerself unweasel
whatever mess you done got yerself into this time,by yer lonesome.


Good morning, Fool.....and like I said yesterday....screw you. Oh, and Merry Christmas, you old scrooge!

:)
Kimi

Good morning, Fool.....and like I said yesterday....screw you. Oh, and Merry Christmas, you old scrooge!

:)
Kimi

You KNOW he luvs ya, g/f. Picking on you is the only way he knows how to show it! Remember how he used to pick on poor Kelly?

Awwww, reminds me of that old song... how did it go?

Loooove Hurts...

:rolleyes:

Good morning, Fool.....and like I said yesterday....screw you. Oh, and Merry Christmas, you old scrooge!

:)
Kimi

Ok,already.I get it.You wanna Screw me.
But,it takes 1 to tango.
Who said I'd have ya.?
Ta Tango with,mind ya.

Ok,already.I get it.You wanna Screw me.
But,it takes 1 to tango.
Who said I'd have ya.?
Ta Tango with,mind ya.

You'd have me in a heartbeat...besides, like Smarty said...you luvs me!

And, Ty - before you take this and run with it.......don't!! LOL

:)
Kimi

You KNOW he luvs ya, g/f. Picking on you is the only way he knows how to show it! Remember how he used to pick on poor Kelly?

Awwww, reminds me of that old song... how did it go?

Loooove Hurts...

:rolleyes:

Whatsa'matta ? Don't You also wanna Screw me.?
Yer more my age,ain't yuz.?

Yeah right, Fool. However, I still prefer younger men, so when I've used them all up and worked my way up to your age group... I call ya.

:p~
SMW

You'd have me in a heartbeat...besides, like Smarty said...you luvs me!

And, Ty - before you take this and run with it.......don't!! LOL

:)
Kimi

LMAO.....oh come on now.....lemme have SOME fun :lolhit:

i get paid this week!!!

i get paid this week!!!

Wanna loan me some money. I'll pay you back in March....*wink*

i get paid this week!!!

And nuthin comin out except Christmas presents!

Now... what should I get everyone??

I hate this part.

And nuthin comin out except Christmas presents!

Now... what should I get everyone??

I hate this part.


Me too, Smarty. I'd like to just eat and get together instead of worrying about it, but I know I'll be scrapping at the last minute to come up with stuff for my boys. At least they're always happy with the socks and boxers I get for them. My oldest says he looks forward to Christmas every year for that reason.

:)
Kimi

Me too, Smarty. I'd like to just eat and get together instead of worrying about it, but I know I'll be scrapping at the last minute to come up with stuff for my boys. At least they're always happy with the socks and boxers I get for them. My oldest says he looks forward to Christmas every year for that reason.

:)
Kimi


absolutly!!! all about getting together and pigging out.




besides i never like anything anyone gets me anyway

Me too, Smarty. I'd like to just eat and get together instead of worrying about it, but I know I'll be scrapping at the last minute to come up with stuff for my boys. At least they're always happy with the socks and boxers I get for them. My oldest says he looks forward to Christmas every year for that reason.

:)
Kimi
Kimi,
Do you want me to come over and cook Christmas dinner for you?

absolutly!!! all about getting together and pigging out.




besides i never like anything anyone gets me anyway


I pick out everything my parents get me and they are the majority the gifts I receive. So I always get what I want for Christmas.

And I get paid this week too .... but then again I get paid every week.

:drinktoth

Kimi,
Do you want me to come over and cook Christmas dinner for you?

Would you mind? If you're riding, you might want to get started now....I'll get the stuff for our cookie bake-off....*wink*

:)
Kimi

absolutly!!! all about getting together and pigging out.




besides i never like anything anyone gets me anyway

Well, you can just come join me and my boys, then. I promise I won't get you a present, but I'll feed you. Looks like Ride will be cooking for all of us, too!

:)
Kimi

Yeah right, Fool. However, I still prefer younger men, so when I've used them all up and worked my way up to your age group... I call ya.

:p~
SMW

Me name ain't Joe an don't cotton mush ta
sloppy seconds.Let alone Sloppy Joes.
But,if that's all there is,
Then... Let breaks out the Booze
annnnnnnnnnn,
Have a Ball.

(and I'm glad)

Just as we were starting on desserts at my table, someone mentioned the BG was one of only three people in our section who showed up last Thursday when the ice storm blew in. We all commented on how brave he was to venture out in that kinda weather! But someone else mentioned that he always participates in everything!

Then, I looked around the room of about 100 people and didn't see him. Wondered if he was still sitting at his desk, working. Couldn't stand the thought of us all going off and leaving him, so I came back downstairs to check. Sure 'nuff, he was sitting at his desk, just working away!

Whew!

Got him down there just before the caterers started putting up the food.

Now how bad would that have made us look to forget him completely?!

Good grief.

:)
SMW

P.S. As I was helping him go thru the line to get his food, his dog reached up and nosed one of the rolls on the table. Heh heh heh... I didn't tell anybody.

(and I'm glad)

Just as we were starting on desserts at my table, someone mentioned the BG was one of only three people in our section who showed up last Thursday when the ice storm blew in. We all commented on how brave he was to venture out in that kinda weather! But someone else mentioned that he always participates in everything!

Then, I looked around the room of about 100 people and didn't see him. Wondered if he was still sitting at his desk, working. Couldn't stand the thought of us all going off and leaving him, so I came back downstairs to check. Sure 'nuff, he was sitting at his desk, just working away!

Whew!

Got him down there just before the caterers started putting up the food.

Now how bad would that have made us look to forget him completely?!

Good grief.

:)
SMW

P.S. As I was helping him go thru the line to get his food, his dog reached up and nosed one of the rolls on the table. Heh heh heh... I didn't tell anybody.


lol that lil stinker! when the harnass is on they are suppose to be working.

Kimi,
Do you want me to come over and cook Christmas dinner for you?

How's yer Yorkshire Puddin.?
And do U putz plums in it.?
How many and where.?

How's yer Yorkshire Puddin.?
And do U putz plums in it.?
How many and where.?
Does it come in a box with microwave instructions?

HL, poor dog was working! However, he couldn't resist the temptation.

Kinda like if we walked you up to a real tall, good-lookin gal and you found yourself eye-level with her chest.

Well... I'm sure you get the picture.

:O
SMW

HL, poor dog was working! However, he couldn't resist the temptation.

Kinda like if we walked you up to a real tall, good-lookin gal and you found yourself eye-level with her chest.

Well... I'm sure you get the picture.

:O
SMW


that would be one tall chick!

We had:

Your choice of chicken breasts, veggie lasagna, BBQ brisket or smoked ham. Potato salad, cole slaw, seasoned pinto beans, rolls... pecan pie, chocolate cake with banana cream sauce and itty bitty apple fried pies.

*burp*

Then we played bingo. 3 people from my table won... but not me. Prizes ranged from junque (backpack, cooler, folding 'chair-in-a-bag) to $25 gift certificates and movie passes.

At least they did recognize those of us who slaved away over the decorations... so I got to stand up.

*burp*

(and I'm glad)

Just as we were starting on desserts at my table, someone mentioned the BG was one of only three people in our section who showed up last Thursday when the ice storm blew in. We all commented on how brave he was to venture out in that kinda weather! But someone else mentioned that he always participates in everything!

Then, I looked around the room of about 100 people and didn't see him. Wondered if he was still sitting at his desk, working. Couldn't stand the thought of us all going off and leaving him, so I came back downstairs to check. Sure 'nuff, he was sitting at his desk, just working away!

Whew!

Got him down there just before the caterers started putting up the food.

Now how bad would that have made us look to forget him completely?!

Good grief.

:)
SMW

P.S. As I was helping him go thru the line to get his food, his dog reached up and nosed one of the rolls on the table. Heh heh heh... I didn't tell anybody.

You're a good woman, Ms. Smarty! Just wanted to tell you that. The dog should have gotten a plate, too, as far as I'm concerned.

:)
Kimi

How's yer Yorkshire Puddin.?
And do U putz plums in it.?
How many and where.?

Never made it, wouldn't know how to start. You want to join the rest of us for Christmas and bring some of that pudding with you?

:)
Kimi

Does it come in a box with microwave instructions?


LOL

Some pretty cool gift stuff...

I'm definitely getting someone I know the 'take out menu organizer'

http://www.uncommongoods.com/

You're a good woman, Ms. Smarty! Just wanted to tell you that. The dog should have gotten a plate, too, as far as I'm concerned.

:)
Kimi

99 other people in the room, and Smarty was the only one one with the christmas spirit. Seems to me there's 99 people that should rethink their contractual obligations. BG should have got an extra box lunch AND a doggie bag for that.

And thanks Kimi

You're a good woman, Ms. Smarty! Just wanted to tell you that. The dog should have gotten a plate, too, as far as I'm concerned.

:)
Kimi

I agree 100% with what Ms Kimi and Mr Ride said. I was going to comment that I think Miss Smarty is a terrific person and great friend to have....the others just beat me to it and phrased it a little differently :D

The world needs more people like her!!!!

(and I'm glad)

Just as we were starting on desserts at my table, someone mentioned the BG was one of only three people in our section who showed up last Thursday when the ice storm blew in. We all commented on how brave he was to venture out in that kinda weather! But someone else mentioned that he always participates in everything!

Then, I looked around the room of about 100 people and didn't see him. Wondered if he was still sitting at his desk, working. Couldn't stand the thought of us all going off and leaving him, so I came back downstairs to check. Sure 'nuff, he was sitting at his desk, just working away!

Whew!

Got him down there just before the caterers started putting up the food.

Now how bad would that have made us look to forget him completely?!

Good grief.

:)
SMW

P.S. As I was helping him go thru the line to get his food, his dog reached up and nosed one of the rolls on the table. Heh heh heh... I didn't tell anybody.


The dog was probably wishing he could share in all that good food. With that BBQ smell he was probably licking his chops.

The dog was probably wishing he could share in all that good food. With that BBQ smell he was probably licking his chops.
i know i was from this far away:@@:

Oh I get to leave at 3 today!!!!! 15 more minutes for this lil chicky! It's been a long day. But I get to go home and cook. I promised D I'd be domestic before he left for work. I should have just promised sex. Less work and no dishes.

Have a good night all!!

Oh I get to leave at 3 today!!!!! 15 more minutes for this lil chicky! It's been a long day. But I get to go home and cook. I promised D I'd be domestic before he left for work. I should have just promised sex. Less work and no dishes.

Have a good night all!!
that's still filed undr "domestic";)

that's still filed undr "domestic";)
It's called dessert

It's called dessert


yeah but after i cook for an hour then he'll be off to work as soon as he eats. No time for a quickie. And remember I have a 6 month old at home. It's not like we can drop everything and go at it.

I agree 100% with what Ms Kimi and Mr Ride said. I was going to comment that I think Miss Smarty is a terrific person and great friend to have....the others just beat me to it and phrased it a little differently :D

The world needs more people like her!!!!

I got the same thing from my co-workers. But really, anybody who'd have missed him would've done the same thing. It was just with all the hoopla going on...

Thing is... he has a program that reads his emails to him, so nobody really has to watch him that close. He gets the same reminders we all do. But I guess it's the TIME thing that he has a hard time keeping up with.

Whatever... I'm just glad I decided to come down and check.

And LOL at the dog getting a plate. I feel the same way!! However, he's not allowed to do that. He eats at the same time every day... and some fancy expensive dog food at that. Poor thing -- I know he'd just love him some table scraps! Since I've been guilty of teaching a few new dogs old tricks in the past *koff* I ain't gonna be the one to slip him a biscuit.

:)
SMW

I'm gone too, Musiq! But I ain't cookin. In fact, I ain't even eatin!!

Y'all have a good 'un and type to ya tomorrow!

:)
SMW

yeah but after i cook for an hour then he'll be off to work as soon as he eats. No time for a quickie. And remember I have a 6 month old at home. It's not like we can drop everything and go at it.
Hambuger Helper normally has to simmer for about 25 minutes;)

Hambuger Helper normally has to simmer for about 25 minutes;)


My sister claims that if I had fed my family more Hamburger Helper while my husband was still here, I'd still be married. Is that true? Is it that good?

:D

yeah but after i cook for an hour then he'll be off to work as soon as he eats. No time for a quickie. And remember I have a 6 month old at home. It's not like we can drop everything and go at it.


some jack daniels on the gums and he'll be snoozin

yeah but after i cook for an hour then he'll be off to work as soon as he eats. No time for a quickie. And remember I have a 6 month old at home. It's not like we can drop everything and go at it.
Excuses, excuses, excuses. Thats all I ever hear.

My sister claims that if I had fed my family more Hamburger Helper while my husband was still here, I'd still be married. Is that true? Is it that good?

:D

Some of it is. My boys loved it when they were growing up.

My sister claims that if I had fed my family more Hamburger Helper while my husband was still here, I'd still be married. Is that true? Is it that good?

:D

I doubt that very seriously.....it's NOT THAT GOOD!!!

My sister claims that if I had fed my family more Hamburger Helper while my husband was still here, I'd still be married. Is that true? Is it that good?

:D


lol

yuck!

My sister claims that if I had fed my family more Hamburger Helper while my husband was still here, I'd still be married. Is that true? Is it that good?

:D



hamburger helper... is the sole reason i hate my uncle. he fed me that and spam religiously. gross gross and more gross

hamburger helper... is the sole reason i hate my uncle. he fed me that and spam religiously. gross gross and more gross


exactly!!

saw cheapo rip offs of hamburger helper. panburger partner. haha. a downgrade from hamburger helper? is that possible?

hamburger helper... is the sole reason i hate my uncle. he fed me that and spam religiously. gross gross and more gross

Did your uncle hate you at the time?? :lolhit:

My sister claims that if I had fed my family more Hamburger Helper while my husband was still here, I'd still be married. Is that true? Is it that good?

:D
Mary, your sisters wrong. I cant tell you the number of times I crossed that off the shopping list before I ever left the house.

Mary, your sisters wrong. I cant tell you the number of times I crossed that off the shopping list before I ever left the house.


That's what I think. I don't really care for Hamburger Helper. She claims carbs=happy people, so therefore, the more potatoes, bread, and cheese she can stuff into meal the better off she is.

LOL...

That's what I think. I don't really care for Hamburger Helper. She claims carbs=happy people, so therefore, the more potatoes, bread, and cheese she can stuff into meal the better off she is.

LOL...

In my defense, I probably couldn't have filled three growing boys bellies without it, at times. They used to have a meat loaf that was pretty damn good. The rest of it, I could have done without, though. And, I don't think not having Hamburger Helper was the problem.....he was!!

:)
Kimi

on my own for dinner tonight. maybe i'll go to the parental unit's place and raid thier fridge

That's what I think. I don't really care for Hamburger Helper. She claims carbs=happy people, so therefore, the more potatoes, bread, and cheese she can stuff into meal the better off she is.

LOL...

Fat and happy....if that's what turns ya on....so be it :lolhit:

Did your uncle hate you at the time?? :lolhit:




he must've lol

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Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the
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And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give
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Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I Give A Shit
and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head, well...shit
happens.

P.S. I'm guessing that the original author is probably not a religious man
because he makes no reference to the existence of "Holy Shit".

I agree 100% with what Ms Kimi and Mr Ride said. I was going to comment that I think Miss Smarty is a terrific person and great friend to have....the others just beat me to it and phrased it a little differently :D

The world needs more people like her!!!!

Yes,Miss S is the yeast that lets us Rise.
The gel in the jello that helps us wiggle and boogie-woogie.
The Cocoa in in the Coconuts that makes fer a good
snack and also head butt {Bobo Brazil}
The Babe in a Babe Ruth,that gives us energy,sustenance and
that sense of Community,that is a Home Run in any ball park.
:hula: :woohoo: :woohoo: :hula:

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD:

..Well, it's SHIT. That's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider.....

You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head, well...shit
happens.

P.S. I'm guessing that the original author is probably not a religious man
because he makes no reference to the existence of "Holy Shit".

I can picture George Carlin rattling this off right now.

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD:

..Well, it's SHIT. That's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider.....

You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your
shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
Shit and Shineola.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit...

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days
are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the
English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give
a s hit.

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I Give A Shit
and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head, well...shit
happens.

P.S. I'm guessing that the original author is probably not a religious man
because he makes no reference to the existence of "Holy Shit".

Denis Prager vehemently disagrees.
He is of the opinion that bumper stickers -- SHIT HAPPENS -- does nothing
but make a fool out of those who put them on their vehicle.
The ability to elocute and not verbiage,let alone toss around curse
words as a form of communication,is a mark of sophistication and
breeding.There has to be a rationale for lower tier strata,to feel
a kind of empowerment thru the mere use of guttural cursing.
Kindly explain.?
Bwa Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

My sister claims that if I had fed my family more Hamburger Helper while my husband was still here, I'd still be married. Is that true? Is it that good?

:D
for the effort that it needs it pretty damn good, but it'll never match the quality of something made from scratch..like Frito pie.:thumbs:

for the effort that it needs it pretty damn good, but it'll never match the quality of something made from scratch..like Frito pie.:thumbs:
Or a cheeseburger casserole

morning